FabSwingers.com forum: Write a Limerick Act 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Skegness

Who was often in a state of undress

One night she got d*unk

And pulled herself a hunk

And did make a mess on her dress, oh yes!

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By *ixie69Woman
over a year ago

leicester

There was a young barmaid from Sale

On who's tits were the prices of ale

And on her behind

For the sake of the blind

Was the same information in Braille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll take half the credit for that poetic work of genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One evening, while out on the town,

I spied a posh bird in a gown,

I winked, and was shocked --

'cos with such a nice frock

'twas surprising how quick she went down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...you this IS a continuation of the previous limerick thread, we're supposed to write them one line at a time - lets start again.

There was a young girl from Gloucester...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Gloucester..."

Who would scream when a man would accost her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young slut from Brighton

Whos mouth sucked just like a Dyson

Shes emptied men's sacks

While rubbing there cracks

And her face was left covered in seman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Gloucester...

Who would scream when a man would accost her"

So she whipped out her mace

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

There was a young girl from Gloucester...

Who would scream when a man would accost her

So she whipped out her mace"

Slammed the guy in his face,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he spunked on her face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Gloucester...

Who would scream when a man would accost her

So she whipped out her mace

Slammed the guy in his face,"

'Take that, you dirty old tosser!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dirty young girl from limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a dirty young girl from limerick"

Cornered her boss and called him a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a dirty young girl from limerick

Cornered her boss and called him a prick"

so shocked was he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a dirty young girl from limerick

Cornered her boss and called him a prick

so shocked was he"

That his pants, he did pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman called Julie

Who was sometimes a little unruly

She once met Wan, Gok

And she rode a fat cock

Not his though, that of yours truly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and now they call him a pissin' mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the one yesterday about a bear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a middle aged man from Worcester...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/13 12:04:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She led on her back

Opened her crack

And gushed all over the ceiling !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a middle aged man from Worcester..."

Who burnt his hand in a toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch, fuck it says he

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

There once was a swinger from Leeds

Who had very starnge sexual needs

They used to eat flowers

Whilst having golden showers

But always spat out all the seeds

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

There was a young man from Worcester

Who put his cock in a toaster

Oh fuck it said he

It's a stap-on for me

I'm determined we're gonna spit-roaster her

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There was a young man called Rob

Who could suck his own knob

While sat on his chair

People did stare,,

And now hes out of a job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a middle aged man from Worcester...

Who burnt his hand in a toaster

ouch, fuck it says he

As he applied some Tea Tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a middle aged man from Worcester...

Who burnt his hand in a toaster

ouch, fuck it says he

As he applied some Tea Tree"

This thread could use more than one poster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man from Belgrave,

who found a dead whore in a cave,

it took courage and pluck to give a cold fuck,

but think of the money it saved

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

There was a young man from Kildare,

Who was having his girl on the stair,

On the forty-fourth stroke,

The banister broke,

And he finished her off in mid-air!

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,

Who thought babies were fashioned by God,

But it was not the Almighty,

Who lifted her nightie,

It was Roger the lodger, that sod!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was an old man from Nantucket

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There was an old man from Nantucket"

Who wanked for twelve years in a bucket

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was an old man from Nantucket

Who wanked for twelve years in a bucket"

when it started to leak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an old man from Nantucket

Who wanked for twelve years in a bucket

when it started to leak"

A tear ran down his cheek

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was an old man from Nantucket

Who wanked for twelve years in a bucket

when it started to leak

A tear ran down his cheek"

then he started again and said "fuck it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Astley

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young girl from Astley"

who had flatulence something quite ghastly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Astley

who had flatulence something quite ghastly"

She opened her twat which smelled like a cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Astley

who had flatulence something quite ghastly

She opened her twat which smelled like a cat"

And then she did scarper rather fastly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young man from Rhodes...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young man from Rhodes..."

Who had a large troupe of trained toads

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There was a young man from Rhodes...

Who had a large troupe of trained toads"

At the crack of his whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man from Rhodes...

Who had a large troupe of trained toads

At the crack of his whip"

They would bite and nip...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young man from Rhodes...

Who had a large troupe of trained toads

At the crack of his whip

They would bite and nip..."

Coz they didn't take kindly to goads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl from Tibet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a girl from Tibet "

Who was known to keep exotic pets

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There once was a girl from Tibet

Who was known to keep exotic pets"

her python caught rabies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her python caught rabies"

And had loads of babies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a shame that she swallowed the vet.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Now Vera she lived in Napole,

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Now Vera she lived in Napole,"

Napoli? Nepal?

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Now Vera she lived in Napole,

Napoli? Nepal?"

Just go with the flow its just fun !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who had a cavenous hole.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"who had a cavenous hole."

a potholing team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took barrier cream.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"took barrier cream.?"

Good grief that women can scream!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"took barrier cream.?"

and a lamp on the end of a pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Kilkenny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a ladyboy from Bangkok

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"There was a ladyboy from Bangkok"

Who hid his donger right under his frock,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a ladyboy from Bangkok

Who hid his donger right under his frock,"

And when he got excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the other boys were delighted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a ladyboy from Bangkok

Who hid his donger right under his frock,

And when he got excited

the other boys were delighted

To have somewhere to dry their wet socks

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was a space-chick from Arcturus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a space-chick from Arcturus"

Went back in time and invented the Thesaurus

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a space-chick from Arcturus

Went back in time and invented the Thesaurus"

with the Pen-name Roget

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There was a space-chick from Arcturus

Went back in time and invented the Thesaurus

with the Pen-name Roget"

and his own store on ebay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a space-chick from Arcturus

Went back in time and invented the Thesaurus

with the Pen-name Roget

and his own store on ebay"

'I'm rich!' they were then heard to chorus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sat on my own at the bar,

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"I was sat on my own at the bar,"

When I saw a fit girl from afar,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was sat on my own at the bar,

When I saw a fit girl from afar, "

I winked and I whistled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I winked and I whistled"

At some lady and giggled

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I was sat on my own at the bar,

When I saw a fit girl from afar, "

but when I lifted her frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girth of the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Tottenham

Who stole stuff in the riots but had forgotten em

The police came around

The goods were all found

now hes in prison...protecting his bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was sat on my own at the bar,

When I saw a fit girl from afar,

but when I lifted her frock

The girth of the cock

Made even mine look below par.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a trip to china

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a trip to china"

a woman - I wanted to find her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went on a trip to china

a woman - I wanted to find her"

First I looked in Beijing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a trip to china

a woman - I wanted to find her

First I looked in Beijing"

and my phone it did ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was her asking for a 69er

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

There once was a perv from Bridgwater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater "

Got himself a job as a porter

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter"

'twas a swinging hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter

'twas a swinging hotel "

But there was a strange smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter

'twas a swinging hotel

But there was a strange smell"

From his arse coz it should have been tauter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A once met a bird called Helen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A once met a bird called Helen"

Who had a twin sister called Ellen

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A once met a bird called Helen"

Who had an ass the size of a water mellon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A once met a bird called Helen

Who had an ass the size of a water mellon"

I wanted to spank it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And wank all over it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A once met a bird called Helen

Who had a twin sister called Ellen

Both of them had arses the sizes of Watermelons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A once met a bird called Helen

Who had an ass the size of a water mellon

I wanted to spank it

And wank all over it.."

Though if I did I'd be a wanted felon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Cleves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone invented a gadget

That made me terrific in bed,

I think I'd buy 25,000

and do it with you 'till I'm dead !!!

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"...you this IS a continuation of the previous limerick thread, we're supposed to write them one line at a time - lets start again.

There was a young girl from Gloucester..."

Who wanted a stud to accost her...

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter

'twas a swinging hotel "

So 'e did rather well...

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter

'twas a swinging hotel

So 'e did rather well..."

but he usually came fore he ort-er.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a perv from Bridgwater

Got himself a job as a porter

'twas a swinging hotel

So 'e did rather well...

but he usually came fore he ort-er."

There was a young man from Newcastle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who always got loads of hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who always got loads of hassle."

When he wore his nipple tassels

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who always got loads of hassle."
when he flashed in the toon

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

There was a young man from Newcastle...

Who always got loads of hassle.

when he flashed in the toon,

like a pervy crazed loon,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young man from Newcastle...

Who always got loads of hassle.

when he flashed in the toon,

like a pervy crazed loon,"

Another perve pinned him and ravished his assh'le

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump******

A woman who's hair colour was Russet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump******

A woman who's hair colour was Russet"
had a fetish for pissing her gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her knickers were soggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then she felt groggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found a cat and decided to fuss it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets try one more

There was a randy old man from Bradford

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