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What you don't want the postman to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We'll the postman has been and delivered four packages at ours. They were a water proof sheet, packet of kamagra, fishnet dress and a magic wand with loads of attachments and lube. Thanks god he doesn't know what's in them. We might look like some sort of perverts. Lol

What have you had delivered recently that your glad the postman doesn't know what's in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All parcels are xray'ed these days so postmen know what they are delivering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt plugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Butt plugs "

We just had a vibrating and inflatable one be delivered the other week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....Should add that the waterproof sheet is for our oily nights lol, just to stop any confusion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

corsets

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"All parcels are xray'ed these days so postmen know what they are delivering "

My neighbour is our postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A CLiff Richards CD. It was a gift... oh, the shame if he thought it was for me!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"We'll the postman has been and delivered four packages at ours. They were a water proof sheet, packet of kamagra, fishnet dress and a magic wand with loads of attachments and lube. Thanks god he doesn't know what's in them. We might look like some sort of perverts. Lol

What have you had delivered recently that your glad the postman doesn't know what's in there?"

This one does. Lol

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we think our postmen opens the parcels and reseals them so he would have a shock if it had been ours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any bill !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HIS WIFES USED KNICKERS WHAT A BUY OFF HER mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo theres loads we get all our toys offline but im thinking the most embarrassing may have been the strap on... thats only because he was old though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want him to see my just got out of bed look cause he's new and quite a dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's kamagra ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's kamagra ? "

basically viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's kamagra ?

basically viagra"

But much cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to pick our spreader bar up from the sorting office, the under bed restraints were delivered a few hours later!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

A vibrating bicycle seat that I have to do a product shoot of for a website...I told the Parcel Force guy though, about pissed himself laughing.

The package contained a Lelo Gigi too, part payment for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My postman has seen me in (and out of) all sorts

and from some of the reactions he's gotten from handing over a parcel to me if he hasn't twigged what sort of 'presents' they are he is the worlds thickest man

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