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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to be spending some time with cor Blimey cokneys.

So any advice on Cockney rhyming slang would be pukker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one I know: Brown Bread = Dead

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't tell anyone they're a "crown n anchor".

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Apples and pears - stairs

Plates of meat - feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone they're a "crown n anchor"."

Pmsl. I must not think that when d*unk

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A bluey, A monkey and A Score are all sums of money.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

its your round!!.. it actually works less than it does in scotland...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apple n pairs =stairs ,boat race =face,,

richard the third = turd ,,,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lady Godiva is a fiver. How do I know these without the use of google? Glad BB is in Spain.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

its alright, half of them wil be so d*unk you wont be able to understand them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crown n anchor =wanker

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Lady Godiva is a fiver. How do I know these without the use of google? Glad BB is in Spain. "

i can just imagine what he would come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just smile and nod

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Any reference to James Hunt may well raise a few eyebrows....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont ask anyone if they are a toilet trader.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

And if anyone tells you they are going for a pony it doesn't mean they are leaving to look for a small horse....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just smile and nod "

That's what I intend to do. When I'm d*unk I tend to just sit and nod!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Any reference to 'a Nine bob note' will be questioning your sexuality....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If someone says "stone me" don't throw any stones at them.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Avoid anyone who wants to chat about your 'Tradesman's entrance'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone says "stone me" don't throw any stones at them. "

Takes stone out my pockets.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If you hear the cry...'The filth are at the front door', it doesn't mean the strippers have arrived, it means the police are there to break up the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hank marvin = starving

Frank bough = scoff

Gregory peck = neck

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My old mans a dustman..He wears a dustman hat and wears cor blimey trousers and lives in a council flat....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My old mans a dustman..He wears a dustman hat and wears cor blimey trousers and lives in a council flat.... "

my dad WAS a dustman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My old mans a dustman..He wears a dustman hat and wears cor blimey trousers and lives in a council flat.... "

I could just start that sat round the old Joanna!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Interesting fact you are a true cockney if you are born in hearing distance of the bow bells....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies = eyes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If someone says they are a rozzer, they don't give sexual services... they are Police.

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

If anyone offers you a gemima puddle duck say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some essentials for you.

Back to front = cunt

Jack & Danny = fanny

Harry Munk = spunk

Bristol City = titty

Derby Kelly = belly.

Aristotle = bottle

Bottle & glass = arse

So if a Richard asks if if you want to Harry on her derby or Aris you'll know what she means.

Or you could throw it down her Gregory.

Oh and your Hampton is your dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all that fails you could always have a Sherman Tank.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you 'avin a giraffe, put on yer lionel blairs then we'll go for a few britney spears before 'avin a ruby murray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you 'avin a giraffe, put on yer lionel blairs then we'll go for a few britney spears before 'avin a ruby murray "

Sorry to pick you up old bean but if your going to the battle cruiser you have a pigs ear not a britney spear. But if you have a your trouble & strife with you she can have a Vera and philharmonic.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If anyone offers you a gemima puddle duck say yes "

Do not say yes!!!!!

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