FabSwingers.com forum: FUNKY!!!! Explain Yourself

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why is there glitter all over my black suede peep toes?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

can't wait for this...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Erm I can explain everything.

At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).

I beamed straight into your boudoir, alas you weren't home so I had a rake through your wardrobe. My travelling companion Soxy immediately started dressing up in your underwear and suggested we take a lured picture of us masturbating with your clothes for you. Unfortunately during the teleportation process I had not checked the chamber carefully enough and had left a small pile of my favourite gold glitter on the floor. Somehow completely inexplicably the glitter DNA and my own combined whilst teleporting and now I can only spunk gold glitter.

Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.

I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Erm I can explain everything.

At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).

Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.

I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell."

It's all over the place! I picked them up and there was a glitter shower.

I'm going to have to wear the kitten heel sling backs now.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer."

Ryan's wearing it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island

I'm still on the medication

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

You all need to go into therapy!!! Am calling the police right now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it."

Now, that id love to see

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it.

Now, that id love to see

It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it.

Now, that id love to see

It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow

Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"You all need to go into therapy!!! Am calling the police right now!!!

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Frankly - I need to go into therapy readin this thread

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island

I'm still on the medication

In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it.

Now, that id love to see

It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow

Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears

LOL

Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it.

Now, that id love to see

It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow

Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears

LOL

Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past?"

Don't be daft!! It's the future!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island

I'm still on the medication

It was the worst of times and it was the best of times. Who could forget the blancmange lagoon.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.

Ryan's wearing it.

Now, that id love to see

It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow

Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears

LOL

Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past?"

Ah see now that is a classic none time traveller question.

Time is relative. There is not past or future only lots and lots of nows.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island

I'm still on the medication

It was the worst of times and it was the best of times. Who could forget the blancmange lagoon."

Well I had several sleepless nights about that little escapade

Doctor, doctor, where are my pills, I need more pills.......

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Erm I can explain everything.

At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).

Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.

I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell."

pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Erm I can explain everything.

At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).

Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.

I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell.

pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky

You insinuate that this is a work of fiction Thongz. I can assure you ejaculating gold glitter is no laughing matter. Haaaarrrumph!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours."

Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.

Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!? "

Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.

Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?

Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full."

oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there? "

Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky

You insinuate that this is a work of fiction Thongz. I can assure you ejaculating gold glitter is no laughing matter. Haaaarrrumph!

Now that is something I would love to see!

Had a crappy morning at work and this thread has just put the smile back on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?

Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count

I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.

Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?

Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full.

oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!! "

Is that what it is???? damn must buy a bigger wine glass then no hangover!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?

Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count

I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was

WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.

Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?

Who has a pink theme?

(apart from Polo who actually looks like Pink)

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over a year ago

"Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?

Who has a pink theme?

(apart from Polo who actually looks like Pink)"

I cant say on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?

Who has a pink theme?

(apart from Polo who actually looks like Pink)

I cant say on here

Where's Polo

...its like green flavour cough sweets

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How did Ryan get my bra?

I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.

Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?

Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full.

oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!!

Is that what it is???? damn must buy a bigger wine glass then no hangover!

Mine didn't refill - it was never empty! I think time was playing tricks on me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?

Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count

I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was

WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.

Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands."

The pink flavour is the best but I've never had 100s and 1000s on blancmange.

Although the name suggests it shouldn't be pink

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?

Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count

I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was

WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.

Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands.

The pink flavour is the best but I've never had 100s and 1000s on blancmange.

Although the name suggests it shouldn't be pink

But rosemange is a stupid name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooo soooo knew there was a pink theme going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But rose minge is a stupid name."

Hope there's no thorns - could get messy . . .

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"But rose minge is a stupid name.

Hope there's no thorns - could get messy . . .

Ouchy!

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