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"A wooden stake?" Don't be silly Funky.......pfffft ![]() | |||
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"A wooden stake?" Two lollipop sticks either side could work - that's what cock rings are for after all. ![]() | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() Simple .. Blood of Virgins | |||
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"they just call their local scaffolding company and builder ![]() Hmmmmm thats a possibility.....but not the most erotic ![]() | |||
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"they just call their local scaffolding company and builder ![]() ![]() depends what the scaffolders and builders look like ![]() | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() FFS that's me fucked then...or not as the case maybe. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?" Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() You don't need periods to get wet. | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud..... ![]() | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() ![]() Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out? | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() ![]() Vampire Love..... ![]() | |||
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film. I've wondered this myself. How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! ![]() ![]() The devil! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"its very simple male vampires dont have sex thats why the human guy gets pounced on so much by the vampets their all ways horny ![]() They so do have sex!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() Am I being thick - why would they not be able to get an erection?? | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() Lack of blood? ![]() | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() ![]() DOH -of course..Yes me being thick.... Ooh good question Fem! | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() SUCK one and see ![]() | |||
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"I don't know the answer to this but I do know they dunk used tampons in hot water to make a brew. " Ewwwwwwwwww ![]() | |||
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? ![]() ![]() you do realise vampires don't really exist so hence neither do vampire hardons ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x" itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years | |||
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"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years" You've put some thought into this haven't you. ![]() | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested it" But that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() not for the vampire.. | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() Since when am I interested in his enjoyment.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long u will verify me..and u will see me again ![]() | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() and I dont mind the 'once a month visit'... | |||
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope still does nowt for me unless we can do "the deed" ![]() | |||
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy? ![]() | |||
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But vampires are sposed to be able to wear us mere mortals out aren't they? ![]() | |||
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"Dont know about you lot, but I like a warm body next to me.... ![]() u like em fresh! | |||
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well ordinarily yerrrrrrrrrr but i aint had a bit for a while ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dont know about you lot, but I like a warm body next to me.... ![]() And out before they start to stink ![]() | |||
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"They get hard just like other guys ... Never heard of vlad the impaler x ![]() Dracula ![]() | |||
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"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... ![]() ![]() ![]() I do, but then Im up all night cause I have .... ![]() | |||
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"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() who is skatsguard? | |||
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"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Competition! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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