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How do male vampires get an erection?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A wooden stake?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A wooden stake?"
Don't be silly Funky.......pfffft

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

they just call their local scaffolding company and builder

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why have you put this thought in my head? Now I have to wonder if some vampires have ED?

Perhaps they can only get an erection after feeding.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A wooden stake?"

Two lollipop sticks either side could work - that's what cock rings are for after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like any man.... just wait till the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably only the lucky few who died with an erection and rigor mortis set in so now have a permanent erection.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Vampagra

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? "

Simple .. Blood of Virgins

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"they just call their local scaffolding company and builder "
Hmmmmm thats a possibility.....but not the most erotic

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"they just call their local scaffolding company and builder Hmmmmm thats a possibility.....but not the most erotic "

depends what the scaffolders and builders look like

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out?

Simple .. Blood of Virgins"
FFS that's me fucked then...or not as the case maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?"
Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Blood rush to the head??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! "

You don't need periods to get wet.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Holy water

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!

You don't need periods to get wet."
I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!

You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud..... "

Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!

You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud.....

Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out?"
Vampire Love.....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.

I've wondered this myself.

How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!

You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud.....

Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out?"

The devil!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Holy water "
Sadist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god , have just stumbled across this post , am I really reading this Pmsl ha ha I just watched fright night 2012 how strange

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

its very simple male vampires dont have sex thats why the human guy gets pounced on so much by the vampets their all ways horny

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"its very simple male vampires dont have sex thats why the human guy gets pounced on so much by the vampets their all ways horny "
They so do have sex!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here's 1 for you to ponder, do male ghosts have little ghoulies and female ghosts have wailing pussy's

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? "

Am I being thick - why would they not be able to get an erection??

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out?

Am I being thick - why would they not be able to get an erection??"
Lack of blood?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out?

Am I being thick - why would they not be able to get an erection??Lack of blood? "

DOH -of course..Yes me being thick....

Ooh good question Fem!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

By going to a Gay Male Vampire club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While their hearts don't beat, vampires have some kind of blood flow which allows the blood in their bodies to be transported. This also means that vampires can be rendered unconscious if blood flow to the brain is interrupted and that vampires can become intoxicated. Male vampires are capable of having sex, so they do have some blood flow enabling an erection.

Taken from the Buffy Wiki and not from any of that sparkly vampire Twilight guff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? "

SUCK one and see

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I always thought vampires had 'infected' blood - in Bram Stoker's Dracula, humans became vampires only if they drank the blood of a vampire (remember when Dracula cut his chest so Mina could join him as immortal?) That's why Jonathan Harker didn't become a vampire even though the girly vamps were feeding off him at the castle.

That was my take on it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a bloke years ago that had some sort of balloon fitted. He had a subdermal button that he pressed to inflate it.

His name was Vic... or commonly referred to as Duracell Vic, with the battery operated dick.

maybe vampires have the same set up?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

femme have you ever thought,vampires drink so much blood,and yet never win the pub quiz.

You make your way down to the crypt,and I'll show you where the blood goes.

Prepare to be entered,by a massive vampire member.

MWAhahahahamwhahahaha.BOLLOX!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't know the answer to this but I do know they dunk used tampons in hot water to make a brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know the answer to this but I do know they dunk used tampons in hot water to make a brew. "

Ewwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the old tales they dont, but twilight thinks otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out? "

you do realise vampires don't really exist so hence neither do vampire hardons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x"

itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x

itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years"

You've put some thought into this haven't you.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested it"
But that's not nearly as much fun is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? "

not for the vampire..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?

not for the vampire.."
Since when am I interested in his enjoyment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?

not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment.... "

Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long

u will verify me..and u will see me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?

not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment....

Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long

u will verify me..and u will see me again "

and I dont mind the 'once a month visit'...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?

not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment....

Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long

u will verify me..and u will see me again

and I dont mind the 'once a month visit'..."
Nope still does nowt for me unless we can do "the deed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy

They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean

then it goes where its needed

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy

They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean

then it goes where its needed "
You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy

They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean

then it goes where its needed You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy? "

And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dont know about you lot, but I like a warm body next to me....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy

They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean

then it goes where its needed You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy?

And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime "
But vampires are sposed to be able to wear us mere mortals out aren't they?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They get hard just like other guys ... Never heard of vlad the impaler x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh the ones i read about aint just warm..they is HOT HOT HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about you lot, but I like a warm body next to me.... "

u like em fresh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy

They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean

then it goes where its needed You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy?

And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime But vampires are sposed to be able to wear us mere mortals out aren't they? "

Well ordinarily yerrrrrrrrrr

but i aint had a bit for a while

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Dont know about you lot, but I like a warm body next to me....

u like em fresh!"

And out before they start to stink

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"They get hard just like other guys ... Never heard of vlad the impaler x "

Dracula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... "
I do, but then Im up all night cause I have ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... I do, but then Im up all night cause I have .... "
who is skatsguard?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oi Femme.... Next time ya can't sleep... Think about Alexander Skarsgard wi a stiffy.... I do, but then Im up all night cause I have .... who is skatsguard?"

Competition!

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