FabSwingers.com forum: Most offputting things you've seen in a porno?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

- I onced watched a scene with a girl giving a guy a blowjob only for it to shoot into a close up and the girl had a massive bogie up her nose

- watching a girl masturbate with a broken nail (I hate anything to do with fingernails. Makes me squeamish)

- a woman describing her tits as 'dirty pillows'. Killed it right there

- Anal prolapsing. I know it's each to their own and all that but I cannot for the life of me see what is erotic about having someone's colon turn inside out.

- 10 guys cumming on a slice of bread and having a woman eat it. Only in Germany!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Ron Jeremy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- 10 guys cumming on a slice of bread and having a woman eat it. Only in Germany!"

Actually, it was in Philadelphia!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

- 10 guys cumming on a slice of bread and having a woman eat it. Only in Germany!

Actually, it was in Philadelphia!"

Bleurgh, cheese & spunk sarnie

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Any A2M...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake lesbian porn where the women have massively long sharp fingernails that could seriously rip to you shreds.

Fake and excessive moaning and groaning.

This is why I now mostly watch amateur porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a woman with obvious genital warts.

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

Skat.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched one once where the guy make the girl open her mouth and he spat in it

Another one that made me feel a bit funny was a guy cum in a girls arse then stuck his finger up scooped up the cum and put it in her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched one once where the guy make the girl open her mouth and he spat in it

Another one that made me feel a bit funny was a guy cum in a girls arse then stuck his finger up scooped up the cum and put it in her mouth"

These sound great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched one once where the guy make the girl open her mouth and he spat in it

Another one that made me feel a bit funny was a guy cum in a girls arse then stuck his finger up scooped up the cum and put it in her mouth"
have you got a link?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I watched one once where the guy make the girl open her mouth and he spat in it

Another one that made me feel a bit funny was a guy cum in a girls arse then stuck his finger up scooped up the cum and put it in her mouth"

That almost made me sick...just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched one once where the guy make the girl open her mouth and he spat in it

Another one that made me feel a bit funny was a guy cum in a girls arse then stuck his finger up scooped up the cum and put it in her mouthhave you got a link?

no ive found one with two guys doing it tho if you want that

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Saw one where they made a spunk omelette after a bukkake session and then the girl ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw one where they made a spunk omelette after a bukkake session and then the girl ate it

I think the make the girl eat cum is quite big in porn you seem to see a lot of it, ive seen ones where they all spunk into a cup and spoon feed the woman, one where the guys cum on a plate and she licked it off etc, I think lots of men get off on it

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Saw one where they made a spunk omelette after a bukkake session and then the girl ate it

Trying to cook it is fairly vile though

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

"Saw one where they made a spunk omelette after a bukkake session and then the girl ate it

Not for me.... thats a bit gross.... although i do like it when girls swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the temptation to simply put 'My Mum'!!!

Or is that just too sick to go down as humour?

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

"Oh the temptation to simply put 'My Mum'!!!

Or is that just too sick to go down as humour?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with spitting is instantly turned off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 girls pooping in each others mouths then vomiting on each other, put me right of me dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 girls pooping in each others mouths then vomiting on each other, put me right of me dinner

What on earth did you type into google to find that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate blue toothed it to me while in a pub one night, I deleted it as it put me off me Guinness and made me feel sick, he was one of them blokes that had all kinds of wierd stuff on his phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 girls pooping in each others mouths then vomiting on each other, put me right of me dinner

What on earth did you type into google to find that ? "

Ha ha! He was searching for cheap flights to Berlin but got some typos in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal fisting puts me right off and makes me clench everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once saw a guy being wanked off into a cup, then they used a small electric whisk and whisked the cum up and poured it in coffee as milk which she drank UGH

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Saw a woman snort a guys cum once..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw one where they made a spunk omelette after a bukkake session and then the girl ate it

Guess its low cholesterol though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two girls, one cup!

Just wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is so much "extreme" porn out there these days we have stopped watching it as a turn on, more likely to make you ill than horny.

Mind you our tastes are very mild, as soon as someone spits on someone we are reaching for the off switch. As for the more extreme, it has a similar attraction to gore fest horror films and is not good before bedtime

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

One guy one jar, but I don't know if that counts as porn. The worse part is the POP when the jar implodes. Ho. Lee. Fuck.

Alternatively I was once sent a link to a porno where a mid calf amputee used her stump to anally violate a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I once say an American porn where the lady had a hole between her vagina and anus and showed the guys cock going in one hole and coming out the other. It was not even remotely titillating.

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

I can't say because I was so horrified by it, people in my office still mention it to turn my stomach.

The irony is that it wasn't that bad - just that "thing" that turns your stomach.

I can't say what it is as half the company knows the story and while my own safety means nothing... The innocent must be protected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunky tongues

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

the loving intro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake and excessive moaning and groaning.

This is why I now mostly watch amateur porn! "

couldnt agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazillian fart porn..... Any fart porn actually

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Apart from atrocious music, fake moans and editing that make it look as though the guys can fuck constantly for an hour and a half, I'd say the obviously druggy woman who got dealt with anally. She clearly was not enjoying it. Nor did I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy cums in a girls arse

She then pushes it out so a different guy can eat it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

violence .. anything where the poor girl is obviously only enduring it for the money and the sets are always second rate los angeles suburbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 girls 1 cup, google at your own risk bleurgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Any A2M..."

THIS!

Rimming as well, makes me want to vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from efukt!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I once say an American porn where the lady had a hole between her vagina and anus and showed the guys cock going in one hole and coming out the other. It was not even remotely titillating.

I just stopped chewing my cinnamon squares reading that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steel heels

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Skat.......

Sooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the plumber actually fixes the washing machine. Worst porn ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steel heels

I'll not sleep tonight after reading this thread.

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