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After a weekend like this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It has been stressful, painful, hurtful and dreadful in every way.

Not going into any details but I do need some fun, frivolity and lightheartedness to jump start my week. I know you guys can do it, I am counting on you to cheer up my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has been stressful, painful, hurtful and dreadful in every way.

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Sounds like we could have spent the weekend together lol.... Ours wasn't any better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor was mine. Spent it hooked up to a drip in hospital!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Boasters are £1 a packet in Waitrose. Sorry, it's all I've got today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn, wanted this to be a happy thread, not a bragging contest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Questions no one can answer thread had some funny moments - pop over there. I haven't looked at the limericks yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some jolly threads elsewhere.

Chin up old chap.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm busy doin' nothin'

Workin' the whole day through

Tryin' to find lots of things not to do

I'm busy goin' nowhere

Isn't it just a crime

I'd like to be unhappy, but

I never do have the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chin up project is under way

Want to see femmes shoes now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday. "

I can't decide which shoes to wear either; painting my toe nails instead.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x"

That does not make for good reading.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday.

I can't decide which shoes to wear either; painting my toe nails instead."
I painted my toenails yesterday, just put the second coat on and the dog rolled over and smudged them, had to start all over again......grrrrr

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x"
Ooooooh thats not good....hope you feel better soon.xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x

That does not make for good reading. "

I enjoyed reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency over all clean and better again. Fingers crossed x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday.

I can't decide which shoes to wear either; painting my toe nails instead.I painted my toenails yesterday, just put the second coat on and the dog rolled over and smudged them, had to start all over again......grrrrr "

What colour? I'm torn between applying a bright red or some more towards the purple.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday.

I can't decide which shoes to wear either; painting my toe nails instead.I painted my toenails yesterday, just put the second coat on and the dog rolled over and smudged them, had to start all over again......grrrrr

What colour? I'm torn between applying a bright red or some more towards the purple."
Coral- I was expecting some sun- ever the eternal optimist.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Emergency over all clean and better again. Fingers crossed x"

It's not your fingers you need to cross. Feel better.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not in the mood for cheering up, its grey and dull and I have shoes that I cannot wear in case it rains.....on the up side, I'm not nearly as grumpy as I was Yesterday.

I can't decide which shoes to wear either; painting my toe nails instead.I painted my toenails yesterday, just put the second coat on and the dog rolled over and smudged them, had to start all over again......grrrrr

What colour? I'm torn between applying a bright red or some more towards the purple.Coral- I was expecting some sun- ever the eternal optimist. "

Coral... off to check the colours I have available. Coral could make the choice of shoes easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Limerick added

Not into nail varnish

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x"

Priceless !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Limerick added

Not into nail varnish"

A pretty foot, with nicely painted nails, dipping into a gorgeous heeled shoe does nothing for you at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x"

I hope your not a swimming instructor and this didn't happen at work.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"It has been stressful, painful, hurtful and dreadful in every way.

Not going into any details but I do need some fun, frivolity and lightheartedness to jump start my week. I know you guys can do it, I am counting on you to cheer up my day"

Would some hugs help?

I dare not often more as I am very clumsy and might do you some damage

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My mate realised today he was getting older when he walked past a coupla priests and they didn't even look at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate realised today he was getting older when he walked past a coupla priests and they didn't even look at him "

Hugs op x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Loose women are talking about Hobbit feet - on men! Denise says she has horrible hairy feet. That's got to cheer you up.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't you hate it when you're chatting with someone, but they just spend the whole conversation talking about themselves and their problems. I normally tell them to 'fuck off' and that they're 'self-obsessed pricks'...

And that's why I lost my job at the Samaritans.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't you hate it when you're chatting with someone, but they just spend the whole conversation talking about themselves and their problems. I normally tell them to 'fuck off' and that they're 'self-obsessed pricks'...

And that's why I lost my job at the Samaritans. "

Caz, are you in the loos at work again?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Don't you hate it when you're chatting with someone, but they just spend the whole conversation talking about themselves and their problems. I normally tell them to 'fuck off' and that they're 'self-obsessed pricks'...

And that's why I lost my job at the Samaritans.

Caz, are you in the loos at work again?"

Nope, on half a day, got the builders in fixing the front door

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't you hate it when you're chatting with someone, but they just spend the whole conversation talking about themselves and their problems. I normally tell them to 'fuck off' and that they're 'self-obsessed pricks'...

And that's why I lost my job at the Samaritans.

Caz, are you in the loos at work again?

Nope, on half a day, got the builders in fixing the front door "

Make sure they demonstrate how it works from the inside. If they are on the other side they'll get away.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Don't you hate it when you're chatting with someone, but they just spend the whole conversation talking about themselves and their problems. I normally tell them to 'fuck off' and that they're 'self-obsessed pricks'...

And that's why I lost my job at the Samaritans.

Caz, are you in the loos at work again?

Nope, on half a day, got the builders in fixing the front door

Make sure they demonstrate how it works from the inside. If they are on the other side they'll get away."

Top idea Lickety! That and the rohypnol in the brews will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has been stressful, painful, hurtful and dreadful in every way.

Not going into any details but I do need some fun, frivolity and lightheartedness to jump start my week. I know you guys can do it, I am counting on you to cheer up my day

Would some hugs help?

I dare not often more as I am very clumsy and might do you some damage "

Quite happy to accept the hugs and see how things progress from there

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x"

what were you doing underwater???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shit my pants underwater about an hour ago. Poorly tummy and underwaterness isn't a good combination. It was like a brown bomb had gone off x

what were you doing underwater???"

Shitting his pants apparently

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