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"there was a young man from derby who signed up to fab to meet Barbie in an attempt to fuck" She quacked like a duck | |||
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"there was a young man from derby who signed up to fab to meet Barbie in an attempt to fuck She quacked like a duck" And then pulled a face just like Tarby | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon " Who when fucked thought was in heaven | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven " she tried the back door | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door" Put both hands on the floor | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor" Then she yelled for some more | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor" its hell but at least it went in | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor its hell but at least it went in" I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon! | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor its hell but at least it went in I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!" What about "there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor" And out popped a bloody great melon | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor its hell but at least it went in I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!" You could have said 'And imagined he was Brad Pitt from Seven | |||
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"there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor its hell but at least it went in I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon! What about "there once was a fat lass from Devon Who when fucked thought was in heaven she tried the back door Put both hands on the floor" And out popped a bloody great melon " lol lol very good | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs" seek a man with great looking abs, | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs seek a man with great looking abs," He mustn't be flabby | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs seek a man with great looking abs, He mustn't be flabby" Or have hands that are grabby | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs seek a man with great looking abs, He mustn't be flabby Or have hands that are grabby" Or dress shabby too | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs seek a man with great looking abs, He mustn't be flabby Or have hands that are grabby" And be willing to pay the bar tab | |||
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"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs seek a man with great looking abs, He mustn't be flabby Or have hands that are grabby And be willing to pay the bar tab " | |||
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"There was a young alien from Venus..." Who had a green knobbly penis | |||
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"There was a young alien from Venus... Who had a green knobbly penis" it was 10 inches long | |||
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"There was a young alien from Venus... Who had a green knobbly penis it was 10 inches long" and shaped like a bong | |||
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"There was a young alien from Venus... Who had a green knobbly penis it was 10 inches long and shaped like a bong" and frequently came in between us | |||
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"There was a young lady from China " who had an inverted vagina | |||
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"There was a young lady from China who had an inverted vagina" her tits were so flat | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys......." who liked to get kinky with haggis | |||
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"There was an old lady from Ealing who had a funny feeling she laid on her back and tickled her crack and cum all over the ceiling " You're supposed to add the next line! Lol | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys....... who liked to get kinky with haggis" ... | |||
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"There was an old lady from Ealing who had a funny feeling she laid on her back and tickled her crack and cum all over the ceiling You're supposed to add the next line! Lol" it kind of rhymes with haggis | |||
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"There was an old lady from Ealing who had a funny feeling she laid on her back and tickled her crack and cum all over the ceiling You're supposed to add the next line! Lol it kind of rhymes with haggis " Lol, try again! | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys....... who liked to get kinky with haggis" cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys....... who liked to get kinky with haggis cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol" Got one!!! There once was a Nun called Gladys Who liked to get kinky with hagis but one day she failed and cried and she wailed "im finding it hard to shag this" | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys....... who liked to get kinky with haggis cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol Got one!!! There once was a Nun called Gladys Who liked to get kinky with hagis but one day she failed and cried and she wailed "im finding it hard to shag this"" One line each please. | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent" Who liked guys who were a little bit bent | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent" whose dildo was incredibly bent | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent Who liked guys who were a little bit bent" she fucked them all silly | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent Who liked guys who were a little bit bentshe fucked them all silly" And ruined their willy | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent Who liked guys who were a little bit bentshe fucked them all silly" gobbled down on their willy | |||
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"There was a Bi Fem from Kent Who liked guys who were a little bit bent she fucked them all silly gobbled down on their willy " Then made them pay half her rent. | |||
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"There once was a Nun called Gladys....... who liked to get kinky with haggis cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol Got one!!! There once was a Nun called Gladys Who liked to get kinky with hagis but one day she failed and cried and she wailed "im finding it hard to shag this" One line each please. " sorry, got carried away! | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp" Put and add in the shop for a gimp | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp" knew a vicar who dressed like a gimp | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp Put and add in the shop for a gimp " she got 50 replies | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies" and a big surprise | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies" From men in hoods with no eyes | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies From men in hoods with no eyes" And one was as fat as a blimp. | |||
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"a lady who walked with a limp Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies From men in hoods with no eyes" all with penis's smelling of shrimp | |||
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"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... " Who liked chubby checker to twist with | |||
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"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... Who liked chubby checker to twist with" Alas, the floor was slippy | |||
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"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... Who liked chubby checker to twist with Alas, the floor was slippy" the weather was nippy | |||
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"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... Who liked chubby checker to twist with Alas, the floor was slippy the weather was nippy" Fell - broke hand - nothing to fist with | |||
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"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... Who liked chubby checker to twist with Alas, the floor was slippy" so he went to the chippy | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob" Who liked to put things in his gob | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob Who liked to put things in his gob" But disaster struck one day | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob Who liked to put things in his gob" So the woman said "eat me!" | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob Who liked to put things in his gob But disaster struck one day" When a strapping young gay | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob Who liked to put things in his gob But disaster struck one day When a strapping young gay" Choked Bob with the size of his knob!!!! | |||
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"I once had a meet with Felicia" who had a twin called Alicia | |||
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"There was a young man named Bob Who liked to put things in his gob But disaster struck one day When a strapping young gay Choked Bob with the size of his knob!!!! " | |||
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"There was a wee man from Bombay. Who constructed a c**t out of clay. The heat from his dick, Turned the clay into brick. And scraped all his foreskin away." That is Brill !!!!! Lol | |||
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"I once had a meet with Felicia who had a twin called Alicia" They both gave me a go | |||
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"I once had a meet with Felicia who had a twin called Alicia They both gave me a go" One quick and one slow, | |||
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"I once had a meet with Felicia who had a twin called Alicia They both gave me a go One quick and one slow," But weren't as good as their mum, patricia | |||
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"Had a problem with climaxing well fast" So on the doctors advice | |||
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"Had a problem with climaxing well fast So on the doctors advice " He would condom up twice | |||
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"Had a problem with climaxing well fast So on the doctors advice He would condom up twice" And now his sexual prowess is vast! | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset" Who struggled to fit into her corset | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset Who struggled to fit into her corset " Her boobs were so big | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset Who struggled to fit into her corset Her boobs were so big" That they dislodged her wig | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset Who struggled to fit into her corset Her boobs were so big That they dislodged her wig" And the shock made her gush like a faucet | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset Who struggled to fit into her corset Her boobs were so big That they dislodged her wig And the shock made her gush like a faucet " | |||
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"There was an old codger from Nanking" Who worked in the mail room franking... | |||
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"There was an old codger from Nanking Who worked in the mail room franking..." when he ran out of stamps | |||
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"There was an old codger from Nanking Who worked in the mail room franking... when he ran out of stamps" his wrist got the cramps and lost a whole evening's wanking (sorry - couldn't resist finishing that one) | |||
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"There was an old codger from Nanking Who worked in the mail room franking... when he ran out of stamps" He borrowed some money from his gramps | |||
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"There was an old codger from Nanking Who worked in the mail room franking... when he ran out of stamps He borrowed some money from his gramps" ut was only enough for a wanking | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear" They hair got entangled | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear They hair got entangled" and their love life was mangled | |||
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"There was a young strumpet from Dorset Who struggled to fit into her corset Her boobs were so big That they dislodged her wig And the shock made her gush like a faucet " Very clever | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear They hair got entangled and their love life was mangled" But got a quid from people to stare | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear They hair got entangled and their love life was mangled" but the ref said "a draw" thats fair | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear They hair got entangled and their love life was mangled" so they had an illicit affair | |||
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"A man who had long pubic hair Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear They hair got entangled and their love life was mangled but the ref said "a draw" thats fair" Giggle. I'm going for this one! | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton" Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'... | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'..." The replies were so bad | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'..." But the applicants she got | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'... But the applicants she got " Would only smack her bot | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'... The replies were so bad" And the blokes were so sad | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'... But the applicants she got Would only smack her bot " so she did German scat porn and got dumped on | |||
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"There was a young girl from Cullompton Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'... The replies were so bad And the blokes were so sad " That she said to her pet bull 'bull, stomp 'em!' | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin " who's accent was rather befuddlin | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin " Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin" She blushed at the doctors | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne" She tasted a shaven pussy | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne" She almost got brave | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin" I thought she said pluck me | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne She tasted a shaven pussy " And realised she could see | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin She blushed at the doctor " who proceeded to shock her | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin I thought she said pluck me " When in reality she said fuck me | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin She blushed at the doctor who proceeded to shock her" Now her c*nt shines like a new pin | |||
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"There once was a hairy girl from dublin who's accent was rather befuddlin I thought she said pluck me When in reality she said fuck me" and she was so hot i was bubblin | |||
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"There was a young woman from Leicester... Had an infection which was starting to fester " she picked off the scabs | |||
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"There was a young woman from Leicester... Had an infection which was starting to fester she picked off the scabs" Found she also had crabs | |||
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"There was a young woman from Leicester... Had an infection which was starting to fester she picked off the scabs" And up came my kebab | |||
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"There was a young woman from Leicester... Had an infection which was starting to fester she picked off the scabs Found she also had crabs " Now she's quarantined for a semester | |||
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