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"Yeah! Anyone wake up and have their shoulder or knee randomly hurt? 👀" Yep that's me... also question if I can trust a fart too 😂 | |||
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"Sleep on a pillow slightly skewed and wake up unable to move your neck for the entire day 😭" Know this feeling!! | |||
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"Yeah! Anyone wake up and have their shoulder or knee randomly hurt? 👀" Or every time I get up from sitting down a different part of my body seems to crack. | |||
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"Yeah! Anyone wake up and have their shoulder or knee randomly hurt? 👀 Or every time I get up from sitting down a different part of my body seems to crack. " That noise we make when we stand up, like that prolonged groan of effort. | |||
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"Do we count as the middle 🤔 ✨️✨️✨️" Absolutely 🫶 | |||
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads". And so we should! Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes. Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are. Or just tell me something/anything " Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? | |||
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads". And so we should! Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes. Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are. Or just tell me something/anything Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? " Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead? | |||
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"Hello I appreciate you all middle of the road fabsters 👋😍😉" 🫶 | |||
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"I have to scroll like the generation game to find my birth year now " It gets worse when you realise people born in 2007 are 18 this year... I still think people born after 2000 are under 18s still 😂 | |||
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"I have to scroll like the generation game to find my birth year now It gets worse when you realise people born in 2007 are 18 this year... I still think people born after 2000 are under 18s still 😂" Omg noooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old I know I fucking feel old ha Right hip hurts Right shoulder hurts Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet Otherwise life is good haha " I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭 | |||
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads". And so we should! Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes. Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are. Or just tell me something/anything Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead?" Dead hand gang  | |||
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"Being middle of the road it’s ether life as swerve you by or ploughed right through you leaving you scattered all over the place 🤣" I agree ! 🤣 | |||
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads". And so we should! Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes. Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are. Or just tell me something/anything Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead? Dead hand gang "Challenging but fullfilling i bet 🤣 | |||
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old I know I fucking feel old ha Right hip hurts Right shoulder hurts Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet Otherwise life is good haha I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭" I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it | |||
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old I know I fucking feel old ha Right hip hurts Right shoulder hurts Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet Otherwise life is good haha I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭 I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it " I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣 | |||
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"3am is all of a sudden your bladders favourite time to say you need a pee" Yup! Every single night 😴 | |||
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old I know I fucking feel old ha Right hip hurts Right shoulder hurts Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet Otherwise life is good haha I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭 I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣" But my cocks tiny in its flaccid state, I only want you to see it when hard haha | |||
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"I go out for brunch at 12pm and im home by 10 in my pjs .. gone are the days of out two nights on the bounce ... so upsetting " Was just about to say, 10pm used to be the start of a night out. Now 10pm is a late night | |||
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old I know I fucking feel old ha Right hip hurts Right shoulder hurts Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet Otherwise life is good haha I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭 I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣 But my cocks tiny in its flaccid state, I only want you to see it when hard haha " So picky honestly! 🤣 | |||
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"I thought you said the floaters of flab and I thought that perfectly summed me up! 🤣" 🤣🤣🤣 and me! | |||
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep. " Christ, I look at a pint and feel like shit the next day now | |||
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep. " Oh this is the worst need a weeks annual leave now for 1 night out | |||
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep. Oh this is the worst need a weeks annual leave now for 1 night out " We drove home from a clup play night out and got home at 4. I had a full nights sleep length “nap” then slept all night and was still tired! | |||
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep. " Haha this why I don’t go out much anymore, day after is a complete write off lying on cooch all day drifting in and out of sleep then tiredness and depression for the next week | |||
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"I go out for brunch at 12pm and im home by 10 in my pjs .. gone are the days of out two nights on the bounce ... so upsetting Was just about to say, 10pm used to be the start of a night out. Now 10pm is a late night " I drove home from a club at 3am the other week, it felt so exciting and dangerous, the sky was starting to lighten and the birds were starting to sing. It was great until I realised that it was too bloody light to get to sleep and the birds were singing too loudly. It took 2 days to recover! | |||
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo. That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂" Id pop your bubble wrap 😘 | |||
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"3am is all of a sudden your bladders favourite time to say you need a pee Yup! Every single night 😴 " I'm glad i'm not alone in 30s doing this 😂 | |||
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"I have to scroll like the generation game to find my birth year now " Same!! It’s depressing lol | |||
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"Netflix and chill actually sounds like a really good idea, I’ve got loads on my watch list." 100% love this | |||
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo. That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂 Id pop your bubble wrap 😘" Ooft taxi to Thickthighs house please! 🚕💨 | |||
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"Netflix and chill actually sounds like a really good idea, I’ve got loads on my watch list." Til you wake up and its asking if you are still watching and realise you've slept through 5 episodes 😂😂 | |||
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"Not quite 50 yet. Am I allowed in here? 😬" Abso bloody lutely you are 🫶 | |||
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo. That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂" Aargh! The danger sneeze! And bloody chin whiskers 😭 | |||
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"Not quite 50 yet. Am I allowed in here? 😬 Abso bloody lutely you are 🫶" 🥳🥰 | |||
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo. That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂 Aargh! The danger sneeze! And bloody chin whiskers 😭" Pcos...those chin whiskers blend in with the rest of the beard 😂😂 | |||
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"I watch Netflix etc with the subtitles on 🤦♀️" But then I’ll need to find my glasses to read them 😆 | |||
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"I watch Netflix etc with the subtitles on 🤦♀️ But then I’ll need to find my glasses to read them 😆" I do wonder why we can’t input our glasses prescription into our tech and it adjusts the screen accordingly. That way I don’t have to remember that my glasses are on my head. 👓 | |||
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"I watch Netflix etc with the subtitles on 🤦♀️ But then I’ll need to find my glasses to read them 😆 I do wonder why we can’t input our glasses prescription into our tech and it adjusts the screen accordingly. That way I don’t have to remember that my glasses are on my head. 👓" Lol. | |||
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"when things are getting clicky, and everything's getting tricky, and you want to pull a sicky, be careful where it's slippy, they won't stop being picky, you like to take the micky" 🤣🤣👏👏 | |||
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"We are claiming membership into your middle aged club... don’t care what anyone says or argues, we are staying and ain’t moving "Well come on in and pull up a chair ... membership granted 😄 | |||
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"Throwing myself into the middle of the road cuddle puddle - I’ve brought ibruprofen "You saviour ... always needed ❤️ | |||
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