FabSwingers.com forum: what do you do ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mickeys a chef

Mallerys a waitress

Guess how we met lol

Both of us are in training to be millionaires for when we win the euromillions.

Do what do you do ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

as little as possible

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its a secret..

if i tell ya i have to err send someone around..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a sign writer

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

I own a recording studio and a drum school, I also design and build custom drum kits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International man of mystery. And dairy farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take lame ducks to the toilet

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I am a balloonist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a very naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head of Sexual Behavioural Research at Sydney University.

It's a dirty job.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess now i know why you guys struggle for meets

Just kidding !!!

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Optical consultant working for a very large company which rhymes with shoots

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Im a very naughty girl

plenty on Fab

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im usually a thread killer

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nutritionist

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi! Time traveller and pocket fluff collector here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nutritionist"

I read that as naturist

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Industrial Training Instructor for 37 hours a week, complete and utter tart for as much of the rest of the time as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparky I been told I am good with my hands lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make things from wood, usually shavings sawdust and mess... with the occasional arty piece that is almost worth money

J is an artist of a different sort much more commercial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m one of those irritating twunts who smugly gloats in early retirement…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwear model and part-time fluffer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Optical consultant working for a very large company which rhymes with shoots"

got any spare appointments fir this week? ;o)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Flight tester for Fly Be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm every retail outlets worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i apply certain latex items to older men

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Mr JFK - Professional photographer and part time Support Worker for a homeless charity. Soon to be a semi-professional photographer, part time Support Worker for a homeless charity and full time student studying for a Social Work Degree.

Mrs JFL - Analytical Chemist and part time Model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andys a freelance musician, musical director and organ/piano teacher. I'm a PA (yes, his)

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

That's Mr JFL, by the way, I'm not really an assassinated former President of the USA !

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm a Night Manager in a hotel.

I'm also a trained Proofreader and Copy Editor.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm a Night Manager in a hotel.

I'm also a trained Proofreader and Copy Editor."

Evie has a position vacant for a proof reader

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

I'm a Pro adult porn model & John is an award winning adult porn producer / photographer, sounds glamorous but its bloody hard work & the money is not there anymore but its bloody good fun.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm a Night Manager in a hotel.

I'm also a trained Proofreader and Copy Editor.

Evie has a position vacant for a proof reader

How much is she paying? Tell me more!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

night carer in a emi home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im usually a thread killer

I go one better and meltdown the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head of Sexual Behavioural Research at Sydney University.

It's a dirty job.........

I think they mean the job you have when your awake

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’m one of those irritating twunts who smugly gloats in early retirement…

ditto apart from the twunt bit..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Im usually a thread killer

I go one better and meltdown the forum

are they err xmas tassles i see..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Optical consultant working for a very large company which rhymes with shoots"

You sell second hand glasses for the free paper loot ?

Sorry I'm not really good at these type of games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy and sell anything that will flip a profit and Donna is a care worker

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Optical consultant working for a very large company which rhymes with shoots

got any spare appointments fir this week? ;o)"

No idea, I'm on holiday his week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a licensed London (black) cab driver.

Whenever you are in London it is considered good luck to wave at us, if you do we will always give you a cheery smile and a wave back.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Nanny right now

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Tartan paint mixer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr does computer bollox.

My job is a secret as it is a very male orientated job and would probably blow any chances of meeting anyone! But it does keep me fit! I used to be a super sec tho (all stocking and stilletoes) - there that's better.

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

I get my kit off and love it!!.. Thank goodness the weather is warming up!..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bar manager and trainer of staff, all very hands-on

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Mr does computer bollox.

Can you remind me if I need to put out my green or black bin this week please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

Wrong!

But I do get to wear a hi-vis vest!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"LOL

Wrong!

But I do get to wear a hi-vis vest!"

Have you got a big lollipop that says stop on one side and go on the other?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"I'm a bar manager and trainer of staff, all very hands-on

I've got a member of staff you can train. Wasted 12 pints of Becks in a 6 hour shift yesterday trying to get her to pour it properly. But she knows best, and is going to do it her way. Despite never having worked in a bar before, her way is obviously correct!! Not looking forward to todays shift!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pro football coach & primary school PE teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do community nursing/home care

I'm also doing a part time uni course as I want to go into mental heath care

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nope"

You're an HGV driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitar technician and HCA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a singer hes an ethnomusicologist (!!) and song writer, guess how we met! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a recording studio and a drum school, I also design and build custom drum kits. "

My dd wants to be a drum tech

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Management Accountant here with an office full of eye candy. Happy Days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bar manager and trainer of staff, all very hands-on

Put her on Cellar duties

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I work in the housing sector....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mickeys a chef

Mallerys a waitress

Guess how we met lol

Both of us are in training to be millionaires for when we win the euromillions.

Do what do you do ?"

What's the question?...

Am I supposed to guess how you met? or guess what to do?..

Cos it's kind of confusing?...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Personal injury specialist/lecturer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mickeys a chef

Mallerys a waitress

Guess how we met lol

Both of us are in training to be millionaires for when we win the euromillions.

Do what do you do ?

What's the question?...

Am I supposed to guess how you met? or guess what to do?..

Cos it's kind of confusing?...

You confuse easily then, maybe its best if you didnt tell what you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You confuse easily then, maybe its best if you didnt tell what you do "

Ok..can I have my head back now?

Your asking two questions and I wasnt sure what your asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

You're an HGV driver

Ooooh getting close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a maintenance engineer for a large railway company in the north of England lol

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

I endeavour to get planning permissions for people.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nope

You're an HGV driver

Ooooh getting close!"

Milk delivery person formerly known as a milkman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Cosmetologist...and full time single mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fabster

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Back then they called me EMMANUELLE!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm just about to be an admin assistant in a prison

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm just about to be an admin assistant in a prison

Good luck, I hope you have nerves of steel and a GSOH! Xx all the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You confuse easily then, maybe its best if you didnt tell what you do

Ok..can I have my head back now?

Your asking two questions and I wasnt sure what your asking.

So i made a typo...jeez everyone else got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head of Sexual Behavioural Research at Sydney University.

It's a dirty job.........

Mr Frued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Famous porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Famous porn star

But in reality a manager of a charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella works in a fairly well paid job so I'm a stay at home mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Linz supports adults with disabilities and Joel works on a golf course

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Hotel receptionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm every retail outlets worst nightmare

A shoplifter?

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