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By *uttercup OP   Woman
4 days ago

Borders

Just for entertainment purpose

tell us all about it xx

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By *iss DevilWoman
4 days ago

Bedford

It happened before I joined Fab. I was chatting to a guy online, liked his photos, the conversation was flowing. We arranged to meet at a local pub. When I got there, I couldn't see anyone looking remotely like the guy on the photos. But a guy who was at least 10 years older, and a few stones heavier, waved at me- that was my "date"!

I was polite enough to stay for one drink and blocked him as soon as I got home.

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By *emon CelloWoman
4 days ago

Kings lynn

On a first date.

We had a drink then he said shall we go back to yours ?

I politely declined.

He replied. With I have to go I left a chicken in the oven.

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By *PMGMan
4 days ago

Surrey

I only have one bad date memory. When I first got divorced I went on a date with a lady that I had spoken to on-line and thought the picture of her was exactly what I find attractive about a lady. Her personality matched and we agreed to meet in a pub. I was on-time, looked around the pub and couldn't find her. So went to the bar, bought a drink and went to my phone to send a message. After a tap on my arm, a lady that I had no clue asked how I was doing? I was completely confused. It was my date! She looked absolutely nothing like her picture and it completely threw me! Not even a picture from 10 years earlier

I wasn't quick enough to think of 'a chicken in the oven'

I'm su

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
4 days ago

Newcastle

Arranged to meet in weatherspoons for a drink before going somewhere nice for a meal.

Nipped of to the toilet, slipped on the stairs, banged my head, went unconscious, pissed myself while falling down the stairs, come round, cant remember much after that till I was in A&E.

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By *uttercup OP   Woman
4 days ago

Borders

What do these people think will happen when they show up looking 10 years older or nothing like the photos they sent. Its bizarre, I would be so mad that I was tricked like that

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By *PMGMan
4 days ago

Surrey

I wouldn't say I was mad, for a Gent that loves to chat, I was completely confused.

I'm sure she was a very nice person, but it did make me smile a few days later. At least she was the right gender. Love to know if that's ever happened to anyone!!

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By *ovetolick78Man
4 days ago

Bagend

Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
4 days ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Had arranged to meet at nice club on the A5 south of Lutterworth, all dressed up, trimmed & groomed, then as I started to pull out of the drive, what had previously been a reliable car decided to throw its gearbox into bits . Thus now badged as a time waster , unable to enjoy the evening with the costs and organisation of repair dashing all sexy thoughts

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By *olinOfBathMan
4 days ago

Corsham

A lady that I'd encountered on POF... Turned out that my main attraction was being a former soldier. She wasn't looking for romance, she was looking for a hit man to take care of her ex-hubby.

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By *enk15Man
4 days ago

Evesham

9th January

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By *oneyBee200Woman
4 days ago

Kent

Met a guy for drink. He must of shaved at least ten years off his age, I'm being generous there but he looked like my ex father in law who I never really liked.

I thanked him for meeting me and said I hope you realise that lying gets you nowhere and left. Had a drink when I got home

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again."

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"A lady that I'd encountered on POF... Turned out that my main attraction was being a former soldier. She wasn't looking for romance, she was looking for a hit man to take care of her ex-hubby."

Wow

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By *hybeamMan
4 days ago

Whyteleafe


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂"

Not again !!! Last time you did that, he told everyone in the forum

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
4 days ago

Newcastle


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

Not again !!! Last time you did that, he told everyone in the forum "

Atleast he would walk her home again, my date watched me get in an ambulance and never spoke to me again haha

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
4 days ago

Norwich

I took my dog on a date with me and the man somehow managed to get pinned into the corner by my terrier dog who is tiny. My dog just wanted to be friendly but the man was petrified.

I had mentioned that I would be taking my dog with me.

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By *uttercup OP   Woman
4 days ago

Borders


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

Not again !!! Last time you did that, he told everyone in the forum

Atleast he would walk her home again, my date watched me get in an ambulance and never spoke to me again haha "

What happened that you was in a ambulance 😬

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
4 days ago

Voldsøy

He invited me to go see his friend's band headline some event. We went by train and were meant to get a hotel but it wasn't worth it. The weather was awful when we got there, but it was Winter. We went to KFC, windswept and wet (not the good wet) 🤣 Got to the venue, had a couple of drinks and just weren't feeling it. We left before his friends band even played 🫣 We got the train back, and went to his and made up for the shitty evening 😈

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By *artorialMan
4 days ago

weymouth

Too many to list and tbh I've mostly tried to forget the whole embarrassing episodes

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
4 days ago

Newcastle


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

Not again !!! Last time you did that, he told everyone in the forum

Atleast he would walk her home again, my date watched me get in an ambulance and never spoke to me again haha

What happened that you was in a ambulance 😬"

Scroll up for full story. But basically weatherspoons stairs tried to kill me

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 days ago

Wirral

Dirty weekend that was all weekend and no dirt.

Ended in me lying next to him on the hotel bed naked and wanking while he played candy crush on his phone.

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By *londebiguyMan
4 days ago

Southport

Drive nearly an hour for a social coffee meets.

They were ok really and pleasant enough but hadn't mentioned the dentures that kept moving as they chatted.

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By *hunky GentMan
4 days ago

Stamford


"Dirty weekend that was all weekend and no dirt.

Ended in me lying next to him on the hotel bed naked and wanking while he played candy crush on his phone."

Holy shit.

Not happening, definitely not. Xxx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
4 days ago

Next Door


"What do these people think will happen when they show up looking 10 years older or nothing like the photos they sent. Its bizarre, I would be so mad that I was tricked like that "

I had a bloke who told me it was a recent photo. Recently uploaded onto fab. Picture was 20 yrs old. I did query the picture at the time, as it looked old.

10 mins and I was out of there.

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By *ovetolick78Man
4 days ago

Bagend


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂"

Trust you to find it funny, imagine walking a mile in wellies full of water…….. that’s what it sounded like! 🤢

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By *ovetolick78Man
4 days ago

Bagend


"Long story short, as we were leaving the pub she pissed herself, she said she’s spilt a drink on herself. I was too polite to say anything but by the time I’d walked her home her boots were squelching!!!! Needless to say I didn’t see her again.

I just nearly pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

Not again !!! Last time you did that, he told everyone in the forum

Atleast he would walk her home again, my date watched me get in an ambulance and never spoke to me again haha

What happened that you was in a ambulance 😬

Scroll up for full story. But basically weatherspoons stairs tried to kill me

"
I did see that’s what reminded me about my disaster

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
4 days ago

RCT/South Wales

Chatted to a guy on a dating site for a while, seemed really nice, got along well etc

Arranged to meet at a pub.

I sat waiting when a guy walked up to me and kissed my cheek then sat opposite me. I had no idea who it was till he said "it's fantastic to finally meet you"

He was at least 15/20 years older than his pictures he'd had on his profile and that he'd sent me.

He acted like nothing was wrong, moved to sit next to me, tried to rub my leg and it was obvious he had a hard on.

I made my excuses and left.

Messaged him the next day to say he seemed like a nice guy but he had lied about his age (he had his age as 10yrs older then me on his profile) and lying is a huge no no and wished him well.

Got an extremely shitty message back that "he looks the same as he did then and he wasn't feeling it for me anyway"

I replied, thank you for showing your true colours and to tell your hard on that you wasn't "feeling me"

Blocked him and that was that 😳

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By *itter78Couple
4 days ago

Durham

Spoke to a guy on dating apps for a while, agreed to go dinner

We'd been there about 10 minutes when he asked what I'd do if he was a serial killer, I laughed it off at first thinking he was making an awkwardly bad joke but he wouldn't drop it

Told me even if I tried to leave the restaurant he's bigger and faster than me, I'd never make it through the door

I ended up asking for help at the bar of the restaurant and they got me out to a taxi while distracting him.

He sent me a very nasty message about not being able to take a joke and blocked me before I could report him

He was a surgeon at my local hospital, so I definitely think he's bumped a few people off 😳😳

Mrs

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By *upersonic SamMan
4 days ago

wigan

In my early 20's. Met a lady i had socially known for a while at the pub, had a few drinks and headed back to hers. Passion as we opened the door turned to utter disgust!

Said lady was ony 4'1, the overwhelming smell of rotting food and cat piss quickly overwhelmed me. The living room was foot to chest high in takeaway boxes. Watching her wade her way through was similar to a child in a ball pit, I swiftly fucked her and left, I still have the stench on me today, a mixture of rotten takeaway and regret, still, I got to spin a midget on my knob, that was fun.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 days ago

Central


"Spoke to a guy on dating apps for a while, agreed to go dinner

We'd been there about 10 minutes when he asked what I'd do if he was a serial killer, I laughed it off at first thinking he was making an awkwardly bad joke but he wouldn't drop it

Told me even if I tried to leave the restaurant he's bigger and faster than me, I'd never make it through the door

I ended up asking for help at the bar of the restaurant and they got me out to a taxi while distracting him.

He sent me a very nasty message about not being able to take a joke and blocked me before I could report him

He was a surgeon at my local hospital, so I definitely think he's bumped a few people off 😳😳

Mrs"

I had a date with a respectable man, who shared the details of the 2 people he'd attempted to murder, just as he drove us through the deserted countryside. He told me I should be more careful with strangers. I prepared to jump out but we did get to the restaurant but I made my excuses as I felt so sick.

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