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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Desmond has his barrow in the market place,Molly is the singer in the band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I knew this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I knew this "
Damn! foiled again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny used to work on the docks. Suzy's been on strike, they're down on their luck.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Johnny used to work on the docks. Suzy's been on strike, they're down on their luck. "

Pearl's a singer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnny used to work on the docks. Suzy's been on strike, they're down on their luck. "

don't forget that Gina works the diner all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are predominantly left pawed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat bottomed girls making the world go round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ernie, drove the fastest milk cart in the west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valarie has ginger hair

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

This is the road to hell .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next door neighbour is called Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it will take you 24 hours to get to Tulsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wild dogs cry out in the night,

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company,

I know that I must do what's right,

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gimp called Bernard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sally needs to slow her mustang down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my pants everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Molly wheels her wheelbarrow, through the streets broad and narrow

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Bielzibub has the devil put aside for me !

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Mr Brightside like cuckold fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highest league ground in England is west brom, but the highest ground in all leagues is Buxton!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My old man said follow the van and don't dilly dally on the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

,,,Lilly the Pink’s real name was Lydia Pinkham......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bloody oh bladah....life goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Wayne's real name was Marion

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

In the 2010/2011 premiership season , Blackpool FC were the only team to beat liverpool both home and away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ground Control were trying to contact Major Tom, who should have put his headset on .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

theres a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumpin Jack is flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near "
I know what your thinking minxie and the answer is no its too early

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

he drove his chevy to the levee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near I know what your thinking minxie and the answer is no its too early "

bum bum bum wasnt subtle enough eh!! lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, In case a certain little lady comes by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he drove his chevy to the levee"

but the levy was dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's beginning to look a lot like........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's beginning to look a lot like........ "
Don't encourage her Obi ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's beginning to look a lot like........ "

naughty man !!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"he drove his chevy to the levee

but the levy was dry "

Them good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shooting arrows in the blue, and he's aiming them at someone and the question is at who?

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

The new skyscraper in new York ( freedom tower ) got it's name from the concert held in central park by Garth Brooks over 13 years ago, during the concert as they played the song " we shall be free" a 200 foot long banner simply saying " Freedom " was suspended between the twin towers. The next year they were destroyed by 9/11. When they were thinking about naming the new building a new York city executive was watching a video of the concert , saw the banner , realised the significance of it and the tower was named !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he drove his chevy to the levee

but the levy was dry

Them good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye"

singing this'll be the day that I die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boys are back in town...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's beginning to look a lot like........ Don't encourage her Obi ffs "

Who me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's beginning to look a lot like........ Don't encourage her Obi ffs

Who me ? "

yes U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest league ground in England is west brom, but the highest ground in all leagues is Buxton!"

might be highest in league but also the best club in the country lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

He's here again. The man with the child in his eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late "

round about now I will be spot on for both

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The word 'bed' looks like a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word 'bed' looks like a bed. "

pmsl...... so it does,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late

round about now I will be spot on for both "
OH LORDY what have I done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word 'bed' looks like a bed.

pmsl...... so it does,,, "
excellent lol

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

If a woman has ' come to bed ' eyes... Does that not mean she's just tired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late

round about now I will be spot on for both OH LORDY what have I done "

its not your fault but Obi's its the only tune I have in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ethel was asked not to look at men running close by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late

round about now I will be spot on for both OH LORDY what have I done

its not your fault but Obi's its the only tune I have in my head now "

Bwahahahaha !!

Oh - and there is a shop in Torquay called "Funky Monkey's" !

I'm pretty sure it sells glitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a place where the streets have no names...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day, upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way, when all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Actually when minxie does start singing that xmas ditty its hard to work out wether she's too early or very late

round about now I will be spot on for both OH LORDY what have I done

its not your fault but Obi's its the only tune I have in my head now

Bwahahahaha !!

Oh - and there is a shop in Torquay called "Funky Monkey's" !

I'm pretty sure it sells glitter! "

Shhhhhhhhhhh you are totally revealing my true identity bro

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That romeo's lovestruck and singing in the streets again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Ray wanted Eileen to cum

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's just another manic monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"

is the toughest tongue twister

in the English language.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Kangaroos cant fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money doesn't buy happiness, yeah that's just BS that rich people tell poor people.

I also read today that the average house in London is worth like £500K...who wished they knew that random fact 10 years ago?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fat bottomed girls making the world go round!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a girl that lives on the hill,

She won't do it but her sister will,

She likes to boogie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Standing on a LEGO brick bare foot fooking hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing on a LEGO brick bare foot fooking hurts "

and a sticking up three pin plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolves dress up in sheeps clothing and are religious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/05/13 17:01:35]

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

dogs are colour blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry manilow's hair competed in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're wondering where the heat went Buster sold it. He was doing a deal with a rocksteady beat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red light spells danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she looked cool clicking her fingers and shufferling her feet????? humm can't see it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugo Boss designed and man­u­fac­tured the uni­forms for the Nazi’s.

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jill forgot to take the pill

And now they have a daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to avoid complications she never kept the same address

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

Carry doesn't live here anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how far you run you will never reach orange street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would do any thing for love ...... but no i wont do that!!!

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

Her name was Lola.. she was a showgirl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps always go out of date on a Saturday

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i did it my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her name was Lola.. she was a showgirl..."

I thought she was a transvestite

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

Once you pop you just can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right about now, the funk is SO brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shooting arrows in the blue, and he's aiming them at someone and the question is at who? "

best not be me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rocking all over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hakuna matata roughly translates as no worries for the rest of your days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold your head up high when you walk through the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold your head up high when you walk through the storm "

Unless its foggy, you're a giraffe and near low bridges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold your head up high when you walk through the storm

Unless its foggy, you're a giraffe and near low bridges! "

blimey lot of conditions there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young Man, there's no need to feel down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i caught you knocking at my sellor door

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

All that glitters aint gold.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a town where I was born, lived a man who sailed the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco got its name after the owner named it after his wife: Tessa Cohen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a song but the shortest street in the UK is a mere 6.4 feet long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Wayne's real name was Marion "

Knew that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a dingle dangle scarecrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've become comfortably numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help I need somebody, Help not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help I need somebody, Help not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help "

WTF have you broken now Minxie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help I need somebody, Help not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help

WTF have you broken now Minxie? "

I soooooooooooo knew it would be you !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my African grey parrot Marlon loves tangy cheese Dorito's

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The biggest Tyre maker on the world is

LEGO

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

In space no one can hear you cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moths are the vampires of the butterfly world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Z is a popular letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boys are back in town.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fart ! A fairy dies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's got legs she knows how to use em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the night train bottoms up !!!!!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

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