FabSwingers.com forum: Remove A Biscuit Forever..

By *ingh89 OP Man
5 days ago

Birmingham

One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me.

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
5 days ago

Essex

Custard creams are the devil’s work 🤢

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By *avexxMan
5 days ago

cheshire

number 2 for me

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By *enata300Woman
5 days ago

Alsager

"Custard creams are the devil’s work 🤢"

I agree

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark

This is blasphemy and I want no part of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

Keep the chocolate digestives bin the rest

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By *pencer75Man
5 days ago

London

Chocolate digestives are passable, the other 3....no loss

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 days ago

Shrewsbury

Fuck you OP! This isn't fair they're all great biscuits.

If I had to... I'd say goodbye to custard creams 😥

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 days ago

Stockton

Custard creams ... get in the 🗑

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
5 days ago

stanley

Custard cream yuk

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
5 days ago

Neverland/Wales

Easy...custard cream 🤢

✨️✨️✨️

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman
5 days ago

Worsley, Manchester

Custard creams are the work of the devil!

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
5 days ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Surprised at the "anti" custard cream votes..I've never liked Nice biscuits

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
5 days ago

Voldsøy

Easy peasy. Nice.

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By *avexxMan
5 days ago

cheshire

i am the devil i like custard creams

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By *verageHoesCouple
5 days ago

Leeds

Most definitely custard creams. Horrible things.

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By *atty CoramWoman
5 days ago

Wimbledon

Bye bye bourbons

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
5 days ago

Gloucester

Nice

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By *erry bull1Man
5 days ago

doncaster

Custard cream

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

4. Custard cream sorry 😞

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
5 days ago

stanley

"Bye bye bourbons"

Noooooooooooo

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By *N MFCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Lincoln

From that list it’s easy, bye bye bourbon

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 days ago

Up North

Number 2. There is nothing even remotely chocolatey about them.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London

Custard Creams can go. Horrid things.

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By *acey_RedWoman
5 days ago

Liverpool

I don't mind a custard cream but I could live without them.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
5 days ago

Northumberland

Number 1!

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By *orny PTMan
5 days ago

Peterborough

Number two, it's a euphemism for a reason.

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

Nice, boring biscuits.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London

"Nice, boring biscuits."

Aye, I’d dump them too. In the bin, beside the Custard Creams.

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

"Nice, boring biscuits.

Aye, I’d dump them too. In the bin, beside the Custard Creams."

Don't be hasty, I'll have a ll the Custard Creams 😋😋

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By *akedMMan
5 days ago

Witney

Nice

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By *ovetolick78Man
5 days ago

The Shire

Bye bye custard cream.

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By *rish_sparksMan
5 days ago

Bedford

Chocolate bourbon

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By *rNightMan
5 days ago

Coventry

That’s my actual top four! You can’t force me into such an awful life altering decision! I hate you for making me ponder such an evil decision

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By *poolGuyMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

😳 Remove a biscuit?!

Madness pure madness 😱

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

Nice but the custard cream wouldn't be too far behind on the chopping block

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London

"Don't be hasty, I'll have all the Custard Creams 😋😋"

I always knew you were a pervert, Daizy.

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

"Don't be hasty, I'll have all the Custard Creams 😋😋

I always knew you were a pervert, Daizy."

You know me

And thank you for correcting my 'all' that was annoying me! 🤣😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London

"And thank you for correcting my 'all' that was annoying me! 🤣😂"

Nobody saw a thing. You’re fine.

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By *evergiveupMan
5 days ago

derbyshire

That's a bit unfair on the " nice" biscuit as all the others have a coating or filling !

Biscuit discrimination

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
5 days ago

Reading

All of those are boring but only the bourbons are inedible.

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By *umful charlieMan
5 days ago

Longton

Custard creams, they're over rated

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By *etsplay90Man
5 days ago

Leicester

You are all evil

The rest are perfect.

In Nice biscuits.

(In case you didnt know penguin bars are bourbons cover3d in chocolat my flatmate works at McVities and confirmed it.

So nerr nerr ne nerr nerr

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By *morousCouple8Couple
5 days ago

Cumbria

Nice are rubbish. I can’t believe how many don’t rate custard creams!

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By *ingh89 OP Man
5 days ago

Birmingham

My post has caused some havoc 😅

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford

Very hard as i love them all.... number 1 but i still like them

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
5 days ago

Niche

Nice

They're not so nice.

Hints of coconut 🤢

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Digestives can get in the bin

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By *ayRyuMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

This is hard. I love biscuits.

Oh the dilemma. I'll get back to you after much pondering

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By *xx2025Man
5 days ago

Watford

Ditch any,other than poor man’s Tim Tams (2)

Leave the packet

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By *mrmarkMan
5 days ago

tavistock

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By *FallenAngel-Woman
5 days ago

Home

Custard creams 🤢

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By *inderellamanMan
5 days ago

manchester

Number 1, they just don't go with anything.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
5 days ago

Norwich

Bourbon although I don't eat biscuits so I wouldn't mind if they all disappeared.

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By *hrills and adventureMan
5 days ago

Winchester

Custard cream.

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 days ago

Dunfermline

Rich tea. The brown parcel tape of biscuits 😬🤓

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By *mmaleiaWoman
5 days ago

Trowbridge

Nice

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By *hady2000Man
5 days ago

Leeds

Custard Cream & Nice

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By *dible_KinkCouple
5 days ago

ABERDEEN

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By *ookie46Woman
5 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m glad no one mentioned getting rid of Cookies!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Chocolate bourbon

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
5 days ago

Kittys Lane

Chocolate Bourbon

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By *ou only live onceMan
5 days ago

London

Farewell, Bourbon. Nice knowing you.

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By *punk n gushCouple
5 days ago

deal

Chocolate bourbon can go closely followed by nice

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By *rSuave88Man
5 days ago

Mirfield

Would have to be Nice for me. Bottom tier biscuit in my opinion.

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By *luboyoMan
5 days ago

North West / Birmingham

"Custard creams are the devil’s work 🤢"

Agreed. Custard creams are so boring

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By *cflirtyMan
5 days ago

rogate

Definitely custard creams out of those, but bin the ginger nuts too

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By *ussycatOwlMan
5 days ago

London

Definitely the custard cream... Well, maybe I should try another one just to be sure.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
5 days ago

Niche

How can people not like a chocolate bourbon? It's a naked Penguin 🐧 😳 😏

Like, a healthy option choccy biccy

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

"How can people not like a chocolate bourbon? It's a naked Penguin 🐧 😳 😏

Like, a healthy option choccy biccy

I admire the mental leap to making a biscuit seem healthy. Respect. 😂

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By *ou only live onceMan
5 days ago

London

"How can people not like a chocolate bourbon? It's a naked Penguin 🐧 😳 😏

Like, a healthy option choccy biccy

Maybe, but in this case, the coat definitely makes the outfit!

🤣

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 days ago

BRIDPORT

Out of the options you’ve given us OP, I’m struggling to choose one I’d want to keep.

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By *ustAnotherMan
5 days ago

Midlands

One, just one, nice biscuit.

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By *ingh89 OP Man
5 days ago

Birmingham

"Out of the options you’ve given us OP, I’m struggling to choose one I’d want to keep. "

What would be one of your choices out of curiosity? 👀

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 days ago

Central

Don't like Nice, so picking those.

Custard creams are vile

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By *ensualMan
5 days ago

Sutton

What no removal of Rich Tea biscuits!

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By *EAT..85Woman
5 days ago

Nottingham

"Out of the options you’ve given us OP, I’m struggling to choose one I’d want to keep. "

Indeed, they're the commoners of biscuits to be sure. Give us a luxury selection to choose from!

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By *ch16Man
5 days ago

West hull

Chocolate digestives

Just because mcvities are so expensive

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By *angdanCouple
5 days ago

corby

Bourbon 🤢

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By *olo180Man
5 days ago

Greater London

"One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me."

This is easy. Nice are a very average biscuit. You could have made this harder by replacing it with a hobnob

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By *olo180Man
5 days ago

Greater London

"Custard creams are the devil’s work 🤢"

Rinse your mouth out with soap and water!

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By *aturesingleguyMan
4 days ago

Dronfield

Custard cream all day long…horrid little things

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle usually

Of the four, nice.

But actually keep those and throw pink wafers in the bin instead 💜

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By *rthur30Man
4 days ago

Warrington

None of those OP. Instead let’s get rid of Jaffa Cakes and Lemon Puffs.

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By *ony 2016Man
4 days ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

I suppose I would go along with those wishing to get rid of custard creams

Because they are yummy and delicious meaning I buy and eat far too many of them

I always keep a supply of other biscuits too , rich tea , digestive, nice etc . Just in case anyone pops round so I don't have to share my custard creams

So those of you on here not liking custard creams would be quite safe at my house because you aren't getting any

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By *abluesbabyMan
4 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Oh the chocolate bourbons can go. I don't hate them but can live without them happily enough.

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

"None of those OP. Instead let’s get rid of Jaffa Cakes and Lemon Puffs."

Jaffa cakes? That's a step too far my friend 😡

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By *carlettsWoman
4 days ago

Harpenden

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By *ony 2016Man
4 days ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

"None of those OP. Instead let’s get rid of Jaffa Cakes and Lemon Puffs.

Jaffa cakes? That's a step too far my friend 😡"

I wish people wouldn't do this

When someone starts a thread following messages should be about that subject only

This thread / topic is about biscuits , there is no reason whatsoever for anyone to start talking about Jaffa cakes

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

"One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me.

This is easy. Nice are a very average biscuit. You could have made this harder by replacing it with a hobnob "

They can get in the bin too. Like eating sweetened sawdust

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

Greater London

"One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me.

This is easy. Nice are a very average biscuit. You could have made this harder by replacing it with a hobnob

They can get in the bin too. Like eating sweetened sawdust "

Not the choccy ones 😋

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By *en ItaliaWoman
4 days ago

your lap

Before I read the choices I was getting rid of the fig roll

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By *ripfillMan
4 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Custard creams are the devil’s work 🤢

I agree

Yep me too !! You can’t dunk them either !

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By *dible_KinkCouple
4 days ago

ABERDEEN

Custard cream, not listed a Jammie dodger 🤢🤮

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By *nthony50069Man
4 days ago

Chadderton’ Greater Manchester

Fruit club bar

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By *uri00620Woman
4 days ago

Croydon

Could be rid of all to be honest and not miss them.

However 1 the most.

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By *dinMan
4 days ago

Birmingham

Fig rolls

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By *olvoGentMan
4 days ago

Wolverhampton

Ginger Nuts. They just infect a biscuit tin.

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By *ambsfunMan
4 days ago

Cambridge

Wagon wheels...

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By *nthony50069Man
4 days ago

Chadderton’ Greater Manchester

"Ginger Nuts. They just infect a biscuit tin."
hey that’s gingerist lol I’m ginger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
4 days ago

Den of Iniquity

Fig Rolls 🤢

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By *elvet RopeMan
4 days ago

by the big field

Just sacrifice the cardboard eating experience of Rich Tea and Morning Coffee and leave these bastions of dunkability alone!

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

"One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me.

This is easy. Nice are a very average biscuit. You could have made this harder by replacing it with a hobnob

They can get in the bin too. Like eating sweetened sawdust

Not the choccy ones 😋 "

Especially the choccy ones

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If it's a plate of them, I'll make them all disappear forever. Washed down with tea. 😃

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

Greater London

"One has to disappear forever!

Which one are you choosing?

1. Nice

2. Chocolate Bourbon

3. Chocolate Digestive

4. Custard Cream

Tough call but has to be number 1 for me.

This is easy. Nice are a very average biscuit. You could have made this harder by replacing it with a hobnob

They can get in the bin too. Like eating sweetened sawdust

Not the choccy ones 😋

Especially the choccy ones"

Noooooo

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By *rLucky777Man
4 days ago

Leeds

Someone needs to get rid of Rich Tea biscuits. Worst and most pointless biscuit imo. Should only be given to kids who know no better.

Best biscuit award has to go to the mighty chocolate Hobnob!

I can’t let myself buy them anymore as I have zero self control and will eat the whole packet immediately with 3 cups of Yorkshire tea.

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By *eddy004Man
4 days ago

Toy Town

Has to be 4

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

3...horrible things 🤢

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

If I offer to come round and collect all of the custard creams, will I get a veri or even a meet out of it? Public service reasons

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