FabSwingers.com forum: It’s perfect as it is.

In fair Verona.

Bananas are simply the most perfect fruit. Try and prove me wrong.

You could be a coal

Miner on his break, no need to wash your hands, no need to wash the fruit you brought in your tin lunch box, it easy peel and and no messy juice dripping on your dungarees. Throw the skin away to biodegrade or compost. Simple.

^ Yes yes yes, I’ve thought about this far too much.

Anyone else thought of anything where it’s obvious it just works and nothing else matches its simplicity?

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark

Don’t forget the banana bread! 🥴😈

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By *dam1971Man
5 days ago

Bedford

The skin is also a brilliant plot device in the Beano comics

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

Especially when you have seen the hottest lady deep throat one

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
5 days ago

Durham

Some people buy bananas for the shape, not the taste

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
5 days ago

In fair Verona.

"Don’t forget the banana bread! 🥴😈"

Oh oh oh. And beer.

Thanks for adding to its awesomeness.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
5 days ago

In fair Verona.

"Some people buy bananas for the shape, not the taste

Haha. The straight or the bendy ones?

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
5 days ago

Durham

"Some people buy bananas for the shape, not the taste

Haha. The straight or the bendy ones? "

The bendy ones, obviously. Not too bent though 🤣🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Bananas are disgusting 🤢 I can't even stand the smell of them. Let alone the taste or texture.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
5 days ago

Cumbria

The peel can actually take 2 years to decompose so please use a bin, not a bush 🫶🏻

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford

Absolutely love a banana or two in my lunch box

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
5 days ago

North Somerset

Bananas 🍌 make me GAG! I do love pineapple 🍍 blueberries 🫐 and 🍇 though 😋

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark

Another boring note on bananas….I soak skins in water and feed my plants.

Apparently its good for them 😂

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By *a LunaWoman
5 days ago

o o OO o o

They used to be. You only have to look at them wrong these days and they go off.

I like my bananas a bit green. A bit like my men

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 days ago

Dunfermline

"They used to be. You only have to look at them wrong these days and they go off.

I like my bananas a bit green. A bit like my men

You want Robin Hood? 😂🤓

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

"Another boring note on bananas….I soak skins in water and feed my plants.

Apparently its good for them 😂"

Wait? You actually water your plants?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

"They used to be. You only have to look at them wrong these days and they go off.

I like my bananas a bit green. A bit like my men

You want Robin Hood? 😂🤓"

Or the incredible hulk

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 days ago

Dunfermline

"They used to be. You only have to look at them wrong these days and they go off.

I like my bananas a bit green. A bit like my men

You want Robin Hood? 😂🤓

Or the incredible hulk

You know what they say about muscle men 🤭😋🤓

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
4 days ago

In fair Verona.

"They used to be. You only have to look at them wrong these days and they go off.

I like my bananas a bit green. A bit like my men

You want Robin Hood? 😂🤓

Or the incredible hulk

You know what they say about muscle men 🤭😋🤓"

They eat bananas? 🤷‍♂️😅

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

They’re good for a mid play energy boost too

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 days ago

East London

Ripe bananas give me a stomach ache. I have to have mine green.

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