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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so whos all the nite owls then come on show yourselfs!! (not literally!) iv got a severe bout of cant shut an eye!!! x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

My other names vampira

Up all night, sucking mens um blood xxx

Tried sleeping at night, just cant do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i go through phases like this and it annoys me!!! tomorrow il be like a washed out cloth!! always been more a nite person but this isnt funny now!! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ME - aka Mrs Insomniac x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hello and welcome to the wide awake club without irritatin timmy mallet well i hope lol!! xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

welcome to the coven

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw thank you girls.

been like this for last 14 years - only thing it's good for is my job and shagging (if I could get a man - and they usually fall asleep on me, lol)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im always up. Ive come downstairs so jay can get some sleep as he didnt get any last night with me tossing and turning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol it all women!!! the coven of non sleepin night dwellers!! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what annoys me is those who say, oh I only got 7hrs last night (and they can fall asleep on a washing line).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely a night owl... haven't been to bed before 5 since new year, can't get my body clock back to normal... not that it has been normal for many a year while at uni... just much prefer mornings on the end of a day I guess

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that's cos the men are lightweights x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm definitely a night owl... haven't been to bed before 5 since new year, can't get my body clock back to normal... not that it has been normal for many a year while at uni... just much prefer mornings on the end of a day I guess "

Sorry el-n lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i tend to do most of my work etc at night but this is def the latest without alcohol bein involved!! xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I need my 8 hours

just find it easier to sleep from dawn onwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i was like that when i worked nightshift now when i do eventually fall asleep i rumble most of night or go for the big 14 hr sleep! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry el-n lol x "

Well I can kinda see your point given the current response.

Maybe it's because all the men have to be up in the morning to work hard and earn money to keep all you lovely ladies?

Just an idea

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

er, I don't need a man to keep me thank you very much, well not money wise anyway.

PMSL - you trying to incite a riot

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Sorry el-n lol x

Well I can kinda see your point given the current response.

Maybe it's because all the men have to be up in the morning to work hard and earn money to keep all you lovely ladies?

Just an idea "

ahem

this lovely lady has to keep herself thanks very much

No bf hiding in the wings

no benefits

just my own hard graft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant sleep! Watching couples who kill on crime channel. Think I'll start counting sheep in a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent slept properly for ages.

im wide awake as per usual

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Cant sleep! Watching couples who kill on crime channel. Think I'll start counting sheep in a minute."

part of the reason I dont sleep is fear of crime if I'm honest

No big burly bf to push towards the crook I guess

applications forms available on request

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I count myself lucky if I get four hours sleep...and thats if I add all the little bits together. Went to bed at 11.30....this is the second time I've been up and so far I've had 2 hrs 20 .....seven hours...I don't even get that if I go to sleep dead d*unk

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hear hear. x x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Havent slept properly for ages.

im wide awake as per usual "

sit by us miss peaches xxx

Hope your hospital visit went as well as can be expected

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sorry, hear hear was in response to lickme x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I count myself lucky if I get four hours sleep...and thats if I add all the little bits together. Went to bed at 11.30....this is the second time I've been up and so far I've had 2 hrs 20 .....seven hours...I don't even get that if I go to sleep dead d*unk "

hi lady

wish I could sleep on just a few hours

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"sorry, hear hear was in response to lickme x"

cheers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep! Watching couples who kill on crime channel. Think I'll start counting sheep in a minute.

part of the reason I dont sleep is fear of crime if I'm honest

No big burly bf to push towards the crook I guess

applications forms available on request

"
No boyfriend burly or otherwise here either. Been on annual leave since 11 December, dont go back til Monday. Relax so much during the day not tired at night. Dreading Monday: will probably conk out by lunchtime come Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Havent slept properly for ages.

im wide awake as per usual

sit by us miss peaches xxx

Hope your hospital visit went as well as can be expected "

Well doing as well as i can but docs on friday for yet more antibiotics.

I wish to god things would get better. im bored and need to play

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

don't know you yet (peaches), but wish you good health x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't know you yet (peaches), but wish you good health x"

thanks hun.

xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

once this snow thaws, the swinging world will be overwhelmed with meets x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hoping im overwhelmed next week . lmao

fingers and everything else crossed im well enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the day a man keeps me is the day i lie down in defeat!! no offence guys but the good wee wifey at home image just not me!! xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we'll all be busy till Easter x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Im hoping im overwhelmed next week . lmao

fingers and everything else crossed im well enough "

but not the legs though

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Im hoping im overwhelmed next week . lmao

hell no

everything but the legs haha

fingers and everything else crossed im well enough

but not the legs though "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey we got a good wee bunch o niteowls!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legs will be akimbo when he gets here. to bloody right

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

totally off tangent, but is it ironic that most of the people I know on here, including me, are on the virgin network.... just a random thought x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that is ironic lol!! im on 3...... greedy bitch lol !! i wish! xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

orange

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

share now and give me 1 please. ooooerr matron x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T mobile here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just home from work and unwinding before i go to sleep,

Uaually have a look on the site am surprised how many people are still about,

Sweet dreams everyone

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Just home from work and unwinding before i go to sleep,

Uaually have a look on the site am surprised how many people are still about,

Sweet dreams everyone "

loving the naked in the door shot

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ooh,a man !!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"ooh,a man !!!!"

steady girls

lets not all leap on him at once

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'll wait my turn, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooohhh a man was thinkin what film it was from and i remember it was who framed roger rabbit ! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm off to the bar, anyone fancy a drink? My round xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

bovril please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

double vodka and orange and a shot kola kube stiffy he he xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

there you go babe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whooo high 5!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many thanks ladies lol

xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

is that a drink? lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw, you all gone off and left me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw, you all gone off and left me???

"

Nope, I is here

but I am going to bed now so night!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

night babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off too.

gonna at least try and get some sleep

nite all xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

guess i will just get tore into the free bar and start the karaoke by myself then..........

first i was afraid, I was petrified

kept thinking, I could nevr live without you by my side...

join in if you know the words

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

night peaches x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

After reading through the lengthy post that I've only just noticed, and wish I'd seen earlier.

1 I'm on 3 mobile

2 it's still too early at 4.15 to sleep

3 I'd love to sing but you wouldn't like me if I did.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol"

U still here chuck! Not all of them can take the pace!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol

U still here chuck! Not all of them can take the pace! "

Oh I can xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol

U still here chuck! Not all of them can take the pace! "

I know, lightweights the lot of them lol. Mind you this is me up for the day now

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm STILL here, think daughter's school might be open though, woohoo x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol

U still here chuck! Not all of them can take the pace!

Oh I can xx "

oooo promises, promises! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw fuckingbastardbolloxtitwank, it's fecking snowing again!!!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"lol im still here bet the others have all gone to sleep now lol

U still here chuck! Not all of them can take the pace!

I know, lightweights the lot of them lol. Mind you this is me up for the day now "

Hmmm me too!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"aw fuckingbastardbolloxtitwank, it's fecking snowing again!!!"

So no fuckingbastardbolloxtitwank for you today then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

none at all. this weather is causing serious problems for everyone's sex life. boo

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Lol don't I just know it! Busses stop running at the drop of a hat and mean I cant get home. Had to crash at a friends Tues night and still the busses wern't running the next day 4 hours walking through the snow!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh babe, feel for you, i had to walk 3 miles home on monday night in a blizzard!! don't envy you x

guess now is not the time to say, i'm going to my big leather bed with my electric blanket, comfie jammies, cup of tea and toast.

(SORRY xxxxx)

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Dont blame you chuck! sleep well! and seem as you have an electric blanket I won't offer my services as a hot water bottle! xxx Sweet Dreams

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

always happy for extra heat, save on the leccy bill x x

will let you share tea, toasy and bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not I'm technically still here, lol... not had a wink, just not been online

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"always happy for extra heat, save on the leccy bill x x

will let you share tea, toasy and bed xx"

It'd be cold by the time I reached Livingston. But its the thought that counts! Happy snuggling! xx

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Believe it or not I'm technically still here, lol... not had a wink, just not been online "

Lol its difficult enough to get winks when online never mind off it! oh sorry wrong type of winks! Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Believe it or not I'm technically still here, lol... not had a wink, just not been online

Lol its difficult enough to get winks when online never mind off it! oh sorry wrong type of winks! Doh! "

That's really not bad for this time in the morning I'll give you that!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"

That's really not bad for this time in the morning I'll give you that! "

Aye the worse thing is I HAVE been here all night and no winks!!!!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Just thought I bump this back up and see who is still on here from last night. And no I havent had any sleep yet!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i wasnt here last night but am tonight ..going soon tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wasnt here last night but am tonight ..going soon tho "

snap ^^

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"i wasnt here last night but am tonight ..going soon tho

snap ^^ "

Dressed like that in you picture I bet it was a cold Snap!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I was here... but now I'm gone.

Nitey nite everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wasnt here last night but am tonight ..going soon tho

snap ^^

Dressed like that in you picture I bet it was a cold Snap! "

very very chilly !!!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"I was here... but now I'm gone.

"

He'll be back and it wont take long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant bloody sleep...

just got some hot milk and honey and gonna try again..

I just gotta sleep as i gotta be up at the crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwww (((((((((( hugs ))))))))) if I could sing in tune i'd sing you a lullaby P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww how nice....

lull me to sleep with your soft dulcit tones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running the pub we dont really have much choice in been night owls lol

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Cant bloody sleep...

just got some hot milk and honey and gonna try again..

I just gotta sleep as i gotta be up at the crack "

Yuk! Hot milk cant do with it hot. Love honey though! Hope you do get some sleep.

Hugs n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwww how nice....

lull me to sleep with your soft dulcit tones.... "

Hmmmm my voice/accent ?? errrr lemmie think, OK you ready ??

*** whispers sweet nothings in Peaches ears *** crooning Frank Sinatra stylee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not keen on it...

But will try anything

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm back again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwww how nice....

lull me to sleep with your soft dulcit tones....

Hmmmm my voice/accent ?? errrr lemmie think, OK you ready ??

*** whispers sweet nothings in Peaches ears *** crooning Frank Sinatra stylee "

doobie doobie do aint gonna work. lmao

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Running the pub we dont really have much choice in been night owls lol"

The heavens be praised! A real actual running pub! They are a dying breed in Bradford. Lost three of my locals!

All the best to you! and god bless you for what can be a thankless task!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwww how nice....

lull me to sleep with your soft dulcit tones....

Hmmmm my voice/accent ?? errrr lemmie think, OK you ready ??

*** whispers sweet nothings in Peaches ears *** crooning Frank Sinatra stylee

doobie doobie do aint gonna work. lmao "

I was hoping "strangers in the night " might work

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"I'm back again x"

Bet my piece of toast is now dried out!

Welcome back!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm back again x

Bet my piece of toast is now dried out!

Welcome back!"

No, you told me to eat it so I did. Want a fresh piece?

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwww how nice....

lull me to sleep with your soft dulcit tones....

Hmmmm my voice/accent ?? errrr lemmie think, OK you ready ??

*** whispers sweet nothings in Peaches ears *** crooning Frank Sinatra stylee

doobie doobie do aint gonna work. lmao

I was hoping "strangers in the night " might work "

Oh that mite work

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"I'm back again x

Bet my piece of toast is now dried out!

Welcome back!

No, you told me to eat it so I did. Want a fresh piece? "

To be honest I am attacking cheese and crackers atm! Damned crumbs are everywhere on the bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

them crumbs will get in all the cracks ya know....and no one to lick um out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun! "

bad pun or pun(net)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun! "

and they go so well together with a little cream

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"Running the pub we dont really have much choice in been night owls lol

The heavens be praised! A real actual running pub! They are a dying breed in Bradford. Lost three of my locals!

All the best to you! and god bless you for what can be a thankless task!"

They are a dying breed everywhere tbh lol but we love the pub game, lets face it, no one is in it for the money anymore lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

feeling a tad fruity, are we Peaches?

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"them crumbs will get in all the cracks ya know....and no one to lick um out "

Please dont.... It'll be only a matter of time before someone worries about the cheese bits. And its danish blue I'm having so......it dont bear thinking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun!

and they go so well together with a little cream "

now that looks like a written offer to me, I have witnesses, I will sue !!!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Running the pub we dont really have much choice in been night owls lol

The heavens be praised! A real actual running pub! They are a dying breed in Bradford. Lost three of my locals!

All the best to you! and god bless you for what can be a thankless task!

They are a dying breed everywhere tbh lol but we love the pub game, lets face it, no one is in it for the money anymore lol"

Not at the miserly pence a pint profit margin once HM revenue take their slice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"feeling a tad fruity, are we Peaches? "

oh yes, its about time i dragged me man in for a spot of bedroom exercise me thinks

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over a year ago


"Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun!

and they go so well together with a little cream

now that looks like a written offer to me, I have witnesses, I will sue !!! "

pmsl.......ok so its written down...

ya gotta find me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"feeling a tad fruity, are we Peaches? "

dunno why, but that just tickled me, laughed and coughed at the same time, please dont type funny stuff while i'm drinking coffee

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over a year ago


"them crumbs will get in all the cracks ya know....and no one to lick um out

Please dont.... It'll be only a matter of time before someone worries about the cheese bits. And its danish blue I'm having so......it dont bear thinking about!"

oh yuck, wouldnt lick that out of anyones crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey hey hey Plumbs and peaches!

Now there's a pear!

Sorry bad pun!

and they go so well together with a little cream

now that looks like a written offer to me, I have witnesses, I will sue !!!

pmsl.......ok so its written down...

ya gotta find me first "

DAMN another cunning plan foiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"feeling a tad fruity, are we Peaches?

dunno why, but that just tickled me, laughed and coughed at the same time, please dont type funny stuff while i'm drinking coffee "

no...and laffing makes me coff and then it hurts

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"its about time i dragged me man in for a spot of bedroom exercise me thinks "

Hmmm didnt think the dragging aproach worked anymore! Any more useful tips!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"dunno why, but that just tickled me, laughed and coughed at the same time, please dont type funny stuff while i'm drinking coffee "

seeing as you asked so nicely, I will refrain until you have finished x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it does here.....

otherwise i just text him and say "get yaself over here...now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dunno why, but that just tickled me, laughed and coughed at the same time, please dont type funny stuff while i'm drinking coffee

seeing as you asked so nicely, I will refrain until you have finished x"

I like a woman that does things I ask

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guess whose here lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I like a woman that does things I ask "

And if you beleve that, you'll believe anything

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Oh it does here.....

otherwise i just text him and say "get yaself over here...now" "

ooo concensual text too!

Though I'd prefer text first before dragging! though each has their merits.

Votes for concensual text or forcefull sex?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Morning Diamond x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally leads to the other. lmao

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Guess whose here lol"

Hiya sweet! Glad to have ya here!

xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning diamond.

you come in as im gonna go try and sleep but at least you can keep ya eye on this lot.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Morning everyone, i should weigh about 7stone the amount of times im up and down those stairs llol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a woman that does things I ask

And if you beleve that, you'll believe anything "

awwwwww I always trust sexy women

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and if you bel----- etc etc

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

yooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right.........

im gonna go try and sleep...again.

if i come back, you know it didnt work. lmao

night all and sweet dreams xxxxxxxxxx

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Guess whose here lol

Hiya sweet! Glad to have ya here!

xxxxxxx"

Sorry Diamondsmiles!

Not sweet smiles that got stuck in my head. Though you do have a sweet smile!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Right.........

im gonna go try and sleep...again.

if i come back, you know it didnt work. lmao

night all and sweet dreams xxxxxxxxxx"

take care peaches xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I like a woman that does things I ask

And if you beleve that, you'll believe anything

awwwwww I always trust sexy women

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and if you bel----- etc etc "

you saying I'm NOT sexy then?? lmao

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Night Peaches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

and if you bel----- etc etc

you saying I'm NOT sexy then?? lmao "

ohhhhhhh nooooooo !!! you're deffo sexy, but the sexy ones are the ones you need to keep an eye on, if they will let me I might even use both eyes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Night Peaches

and

morning Lickme

ooh that sounded like a request

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Night Peaches

and

morning Lickme

ooh that sounded like a request "

listen request away love

I'll step up to the plate xxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Guess whose here lol

Hiya sweet! Glad to have ya here!

xxxxxxx

Sorry Diamondsmiles!

Not sweet smiles that got stuck in my head. Though you do have a sweet smile!"

Blimey me and sweet in the same sentence not very often that happens lol

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


".

and if you bel----- etc etc

you saying I'm NOT sexy then?? lmao

ohhhhhhh nooooooo !!! you're deffo sexy, but the sexy ones are the ones you need to keep an eye on, if they will let me I might even use both eyes "

lol and if your really lucky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

and if you bel----- etc etc

you saying I'm NOT sexy then?? lmao

ohhhhhhh nooooooo !!! you're deffo sexy, but the sexy ones are the ones you need to keep an eye on, if they will let me I might even use both eyes

lol and if your really lucky?"

if i'm really lucky, i'm allowed to be in the same room

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Guess whose here lol

Hiya sweet! Glad to have ya here!

xxxxxxx

Sorry Diamondsmiles!

Not sweet smiles that got stuck in my head. Though you do have a sweet smile!

Blimey me and sweet in the same sentence not very often that happens lol"

Well you do have the sweetest smile, In all your pictures. But I bet under that sweet smile you a lickle devil!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


".

and if you bel----- etc etc

you saying I'm NOT sexy then?? lmao

ohhhhhhh nooooooo !!! you're deffo sexy, but the sexy ones are the ones you need to keep an eye on, if they will let me I might even use both eyes

lol and if your really lucky?

if i'm really lucky, i'm allowed to be in the same room "

lol saves you freezing dressed like that looking through the window!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol"
that was meant for plumes

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over a year ago


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol"

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre "

Well 10 out of 10 for quick reactions beat me to that one hehe!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre "

Repeat after me - "must thrust harder"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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.

at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre

Well 10 out of 10 for quick reactions beat me to that one hehe! "

ty, and I amazed myself with the spelling!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre

Repeat after me - "must thrust harder" "

I like the way you think

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

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at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre

Well 10 out of 10 for quick reactions beat me to that one hehe!

ty, and I amazed myself with the spelling!!! "

See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ty, and I amazed myself with the spelling!!!

See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!"

shit, I looked at her pics, i'm surprised I can even type !!! luckliy i'm able to type one handed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pmsl, now I'm the one who's choking, lol

QUICK BEND OVER, LET ME GRIP YOU FIRMLY FROM BEHIND AND THRUST UPWARDS !!!!!

.

.

at least I think thats how you do a heimlich manoeuvre

Well 10 out of 10 for quick reactions beat me to that one hehe!

ty, and I amazed myself with the spelling!!!

See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!"

.

I aim to train

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Well ppl I am down to my last cracker and cheese. And since I aint slept we were last on here I am going to have to call it a night! xxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well ppl I am down to my last cracker and cheese. And since I aint slept we were last on here I am going to have to call it a night! xxxxx"

night night/ good morning delete the one thats not applicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well ppl I am down to my last cracker and cheese. And since I aint slept we were last on here I am going to have to call it a night! xxxxx"

g'night, hope you get some sleep.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Night. sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!

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I aim to train "

you're aiming a train ????

is that like a train towards a tunnel? quite Freudian

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Well ppl I am down to my last cracker and cheese. And since I aint slept we were last on here I am going to have to call it a night! xxxxx

night night/ good morning delete the one thats not applicable"

Ha ha! both are applicable. Now thats the first time in a long time a ladies said goodmorning to me while I am in my bed!!!

xxxxxx

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Night Fmuma! hugs!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well ppl I am down to my last cracker and cheese. And since I aint slept we were last on here I am going to have to call it a night! xxxxx

night night/ good morning delete the one thats not applicable

Ha ha! both are applicable. Now thats the first time in a long time a ladies said goodmorning to me while I am in my bed!!!

xxxxxx"

Well play your cards right and you never know lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!

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I aim to train

you're aiming a train ????

is that like a train towards a tunnel? quite Freudian "

more of a euphemism

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

G'nite plums hope you keep warmer!

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over a year ago


"See with the right woman guiding you, you can achieve even more than you thought!

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I aim to train

you're aiming a train ????

is that like a train towards a tunnel? quite Freudian

more of a euphemism "

damn, I think i'm gonna lick you

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oooops, I mean like

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"

Well play your cards right and you never know lol"

Darn I only know 13 card brag! I'm struggling with holdem poker on fb now I gotta learn Brucies game!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"damn, I think i'm gonna lick you

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oooops, I mean like "

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prefer the first option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam about just

played an on line game an log in here before i hit the hay on me own

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

By hell Paisley, do they still have a lorry park and cafe in the town centre there?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Morning DJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn, I think i'm gonna lick you

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oooops, I mean like

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prefer the first option "

even if I say so myself I have a talented tongue, in fact i'm typing with it now, very helpful talent when your hands are busy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"damn, I think i'm gonna lick you

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oooops, I mean like

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prefer the first option

even if I say so myself I have a talented tongue, in fact i'm typing with it now, very helpful talent when your hands are busy "

Shit, it that cos your were looking at "her" photos, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn, I think i'm gonna lick you

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oooops, I mean like

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prefer the first option

even if I say so myself I have a talented tongue, in fact i'm typing with it now, very helpful talent when your hands are busy

Shit, it that cos your were looking at "her" photos, lmao "

can I plead the 5th ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By hell Paisley, do they still have a lorry park and cafe in the town centre there?"
if iam thinking right

travellers rest well no but it change its name now an its a dump

an morning to you

_muma

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

PMSL, x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

No Dj It was years ago I parked my artic up in paisley on a truck park near the railway station I think it was. Not far from some very good pubs!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thought it said Ian paisley lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Dj It was years ago I parked my artic up in paisley on a truck park near the railway station I think it was. Not far from some very good pubs!"
yeh ano of the place an it was called Travelers rest which is still there but different owners as stated before its a dump now

not what it used to be

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"No Dj It was years ago I parked my artic up in paisley on a truck park near the railway station I think it was. Not far from some very good pubs!yeh ano of the place an it was called Travelers rest which is still there but different owners as stated before its a dump now

not what it used to be"

Oh dear another truckpark to strike off my list. Ne one got a 44foot long 10 foot wide straight driveway I can borrow on my travels!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Thought it said Ian paisley lol"

No if It was the right reverend Ian Paisley "IT WOULD ALL BE SAID IN CAPITALS"

Nows there was a man who liked arguements!

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i haven't been up that way for some time just heard a whisper about it it ent downhill not sure of the truck stop is ther but check it for you over the weeken

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"i haven't been up that way for some time just heard a whisper about it it ent downhill not sure of the truck stop is ther but check it for you over the weeken"

That would be brilliant, Just drop me a message. But dont go out of your way to find out please. I was just idley musing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no worries

just takes a simple text an find out later for yeh the day

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Cheers DJ

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm off to bed, got to be back up in a couple of house.

Don't stay up too late y'all. Night night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to bed, got to be back up in a couple of house.

Don't stay up too late y'all. Night night xx"

NN

sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going out with a classic song from

pink floyd to

night night all be good

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"going out with a classic song from

pink floyd to

night night all be good"

And if ya cant be good be extremely naughty!

Nite all...no really this time I am going!

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