FabSwingers.com forum: Do you believe in astrology? 🤔 🌟

By *agic.M OP Man
2 days ago

Orpington

Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

I don't wanna leave my bed 😩

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣

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By *ude LawMan
2 days ago

Harrogate

What do you do when Leo is in Uranus?

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By *verageHoesCouple
2 days ago

Leeds

Sexting only? Forever? 🥺

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone

"Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

No I am Pisces and I prefer real

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣"

You and me girl…we are doomed

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By *agic.M OP Man
2 days ago

Orpington

"Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

No I am Pisces and I prefer real "

I'm sorry...it's written in the stars 👀

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣

You and me girl…we are doomed

Ah at least i know ill cum i guess 🤣🤭

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone

"Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

No I am Pisces and I prefer real

I'm sorry...it's written in the stars 👀"

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By *ate234567Woman
2 days ago

maidstone

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣

You and me girl…we are doomed

Ah at least i know ill cum i guess 🤣🤭"

True

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 days ago

Durham

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣"

Just get yourself a toyboy. That would count, right?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
2 days ago

Basingstoke

I need a second or third birthday!

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By *26StitchMan
2 days ago

Hucknall

As an Aquarius I am naturally sceptical about Astrology

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣

Just get yourself a toyboy. That would count, right?"

Yep im taking this perspective .. thanks 😘

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

Destined for jaw ache and frustration 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 days ago

North West

Phone sex? 🤢 Astrology is definitely a pile of 💩

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By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby

But a bed is the only place I've had sex 😅

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By *agic.M OP Man
2 days ago

Orpington

"Phone sex? 🤢 Astrology is definitely a pile of 💩"

The stars never lie ...

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By *agic.M OP Man
2 days ago

Orpington

Does anyone have a large and spacious car I can borrow? 👀

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By *esigned_For_FunWoman
2 days ago

wherever I am. ;)

V v v correct in my case.

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
2 days ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Well I'm a Virgo, so I believe in astrology now 😁

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

"Phone sex? 🤢 Astrology is definitely a pile of 💩"

Im kinda glad I was 5 weeks early for this reason 😂😂

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By *ickie76XXXMan
2 days ago

dartford

"What do you do when Leo is in Uranus?"

You thank your lucky stars it’s not Taurus the bull.

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By *ingle lady in fifeWoman
2 days ago

fife

Anyone who knows aquarius knows we are rubbish at texting never mind sexting

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By *es not the MessiahMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

How come I get lumbered with missionary

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 days ago

Central

Not in the slightest, as there's evidence for it to be valid

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...

You got mine right

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By *agic.M OP Man
13 hours ago

Orpington

"You got mine right

Not me...the stars ✨ 🙌. Now does anyone have a large spacious car I can borrow?...for astrological purposes 👀

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By *sStephenPickleMan
13 hours ago

Ends

Hilariously, missionary is actually my favourite position.

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By *vaRoseWoman
12 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

Leo/virgo - so…. Spit toast?

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
12 hours ago

Norwich

"Hilariously, missionary is actually my favourite position. "

Is it? 😍

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
12 hours ago

Reading

No sex for me? Checks out.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
12 hours ago

Gloucester

I do but also don’t think mines right as I can’t stand role play

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By *EAT..85Woman
12 hours ago

Nottingham

Aw man, I'm shit at the phone sex 🤦‍♀️

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By *sStephenPickleMan
12 hours ago

Ends

"Hilariously, missionary is actually my favourite position.

Is it? 😍"

😍 it is

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 hours ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

I don't believe in astrology but as a supposed Pisces this absolutely checks out

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By *arahHeartWoman
12 hours ago

bolton

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By *om WxmMan
12 hours ago

Wrexham

"No"

Agree it's complete bunkum

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By *he MinionMan
12 hours ago

Car sex ?

I do like cars but i prefer to have sex with women.

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By *onger24Man
12 hours ago

shropshire

Cancer - No Sex

Well I mean you got it spot on

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
12 hours ago

shankill

Astrology is a load of bollocks and I’m not just saying that cause of my star sign got a short end of the stick in this list.

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
11 hours ago

Birmingham

Is there a particular reason cancers should have no sex? Emotional dependency probably but we are horny bastards.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
11 hours ago

Ends

"Is there a particular reason cancers should have no sex? Emotional dependency probably but we are horny bastards."

It’s true. My dad is a cancer and he has a million kids by different women and cheats on all his partners. Horny bastard.

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By *bby1110Woman
11 hours ago

Gloucester

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣

You and me girl…we are doomed

I’m another one that’s doomed 😕

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 hours ago

North West

As a fellow Cancer ♋, I can confirm we are horny. Extremely horny.

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford

Anywhere that isn't bed.... as much as I don't mind being adventurous outdoors, not much fun in the winter months i bet 😂

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By *onyHoveMan
11 hours ago

North East

As a Gemini I get to role play all the other signs. That'll do me fine.

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
11 hours ago

Edinburgh

I always thought I was Libra (don’t do) turns out I’m Virgo

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By *dinMan
11 hours ago

Birmingham

I am cancer 😭 lol x

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By *aviddj53Man
11 hours ago

tonbridge

Heh heh car sex for me, that will be a first, my sex lifes always been crap

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By *ookie46Woman
11 hours ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I don’t like mine can I change it please OP

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
10 hours ago

Thirsk

Capricorn and I veto the 69. Never liked it, feels like everyone works and no one benefits.

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By *agic.M OP Man
10 hours ago

Orpington

"I don’t like mine can I change it please OP

Oooohhh 😮...I'm not sure it's wise to challenge the stars like that...we barely barely escaped 2012 and the whole mayan calendar end of days scenario...I advise caution 👀

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By *i lad 75Man
8 hours ago

london

"Does the lots of toys mean im doomed to just have sex with myself forever 🤣🤣"
but no one to Argue with Also you will know Exactly when you’re satisfied.

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By *unGuy4U1978Man
8 hours ago

near you

"Ok good...this is how you should have sex based on your zodiac sign...

Aries - Cowgirl

Taurus - Missionary

Gemini - Role Play

Leo - Doggy

Cancer - No Sex

Virgo - Oral Sex

Libra - Phone Sex

Scorpio - Anywhere That Isn’t in Bed

Sagittarius - Car Sex

Capricorn - 69

Aquarius- Sexting

Pisces - Lots of toys

Well...did you do it the right way? 🤨

Woo hoo! A test where I got 100%!!! 12 outta 12!!! 100

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By *eve500Man
8 hours ago

Leeds

No, I'm very cynical.... A true Scorpio

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By *a LunaWoman
6 hours ago

o o OO o o

It would have to be a Limo to fit my legs.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 hours ago

Ends

"It would have to be a Limo to fit my legs.

No. Problem.

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