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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Visited me Docs today with usual aches and pains and got to see luverly Indian lady Doc...After she had talked to me she asked would I like a massage as she left room so I of course said Yes that would be nice.

Took me top off and laid on bench waiting for massage to start.

She came back in with card and asked me to put my mobile number on it so she can message me when results from previous blood tests are in...

Oh I felt like a right old plonker...How we laughed...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

hahahaha

wally

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Took me top off"

Was it that lumberjack top?

lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

LMAO, that's class!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took me top off

Was it that lumberjack top?

lol

Black Fred Perry Duh!

Lumberjack shirt has gone back...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))"

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

Bugger the mars bar man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

Bugger the mars bar man

But its all I got left outta me selection box...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

Bugger the mars bar man

But its all I got left outta me selection box...

At least u got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

Bugger the mars bar man

But its all I got left outta me selection box...

At least u got one

Awww bet you got something better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey

No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...

I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number

No Think you just dont love me anymore...

Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))

Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...

Bugger the mars bar man

But its all I got left outta me selection box...

At least u got one

Awww bet you got something better...

U xould say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could say that even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"could say that even "

Yeah bit more fattening if you aint careful....Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could say that even

Yeah bit more fattening if you aint careful....Ha Ha

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

I got hands like shovels...hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

I got hands like shovels...hee hee

oh good, you can do the garden while ya at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

I got hands like shovels...hee hee

And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"could say that even

Yeah bit more fattening if you aint careful....Ha Ha

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ha Ha Ha.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx"

How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

I got hands like shovels...hee hee

And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest

Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

I got hands like shovels...hee hee

And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest

Harsh!

Lol i just couldnt resist xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx

How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx"

Getting there slowly hun..

But getting there non the less.

kin daytime tv is soooooo dire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I needs a massage....

one that lasts for about an hr or more.

With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.

purely medicinal of course

Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx

How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx

Getting there slowly hun..

But getting there non the less.

kin daytime tv is soooooo dire

xxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Noooooooooo not daytime tv ull need extra medication for that

glad ur getting there even if it is slowly and it'll soon be summer yey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im having a lymph gland massage next week never had one before

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