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By *quirrel! OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Wirral

Why do all you ladies flinch when a guy cums on your face? It’s not like you didn’t know it was coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Protect their eyes

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By *agic.MMan
45 weeks ago

Kent/London


"Why do all you ladies flinch when a guy cums on your face? It’s not like you didn’t know it was coming! "

The speed of ejaculating sperm is around 30 mph ... anyone would flinch

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By *estructionDollyWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester

Maybe you should try taking a load to the face and see if you flinch? 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Peach loves it down her throat...

She loves a BJ for breakfast

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I've had spunk eye, it hurts and pretty embarrassing going into my work place (if you know me you know why) and having to come up with a plausible explanation for it before I'm dragged in to be checked over 🤣🤣

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By *onguexpertMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester


"Peach loves it down her throat...

She loves a BJ for breakfast "

You are a lucky guy

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
45 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Maybe you should try taking a load to the face and see if you flinch? 😜"

Exactly!

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By *urvyMilf4BlackMenWoman
45 weeks ago

Norwich

You're lucky a lady even allows you to do it. I wouldn't. Now youre complaining they flinch??

Perhaps have it done to you by a man then you'll understand!

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By *abido83Man
45 weeks ago

Chester

Not sure if this is an urban myth, and don't want to alarm anyone..heard from a fwb years ago that sperm can penetrate the eyeballs and cause damage! Please someone correct me if this is indeed a myth!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
45 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I had spunk in the eye and thought it was going to have to go to a&e not a pleasant experience.

As others have said you let someone spunk over your face

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
45 weeks ago

Hampshire

Flinching is a biological function of the nerves reacting to something 'alien' coming into contact with the skin. Very few people can turn off such biological imperatives. If you saw a bee flying toward your face, but couldn't bat it away before it hit you, you'd react exactly the same.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Not sure if this is an urban myth, and don't want to alarm anyone..heard from a fwb years ago that sperm can penetrate the eyeballs and cause damage! Please someone correct me if this is indeed a myth!"

It's a myth, but you can get a lovely case of pink eye from it if you're unlucky.....also stis can be caught that way.

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By *abido83Man
45 weeks ago

Chester

There might be a marketing opportunity for a spunk eyewash out there! Hope everything was ok

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By *uriousbikerryMan
45 weeks ago

Tralee


"Peach loves it down her throat...

She loves a BJ for breakfast "

Id love some peach for breakfast

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Wirral

I never knew cum was so lethal!

30mph and causes eye infections! You’ll have to wear your goggles or aim it better!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I never knew cum was so lethal!

30mph and causes eye infections! You’ll have to wear your goggles or aim it better! "

I think you should give it a go

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Wirral


"Maybe you should try taking a load to the face and see if you flinch? 😜"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *quirrel! OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Wirral


"I never knew cum was so lethal!

30mph and causes eye infections! You’ll have to wear your goggles or aim it better!

I think you should give it a go "

With my goggles on?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I never knew cum was so lethal!

30mph and causes eye infections! You’ll have to wear your goggles or aim it better!

I think you should give it a go

With my goggles on? "

I bet you still flinch

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"I never knew cum was so lethal!

30mph and causes eye infections! You’ll have to wear your goggles or aim it better! "

All these things should be detailed in the risk assessment form.

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