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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Besides a dog (if you have) been...

What's the most random animal you have been chased by??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides a dog (if you have) been...

What's the most random animal you have been chased by??"

A crow.

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Bird: Rhea

Mammal: Coati

Fish: not sure chased would be the right word but night dives often meant being followed by lion fish hunting for things attracted to the torch

Insect: a very angry hornet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides a dog (if you have) been...

What's the most random animal you have been chased by??"

A cow. SEveryone worries about bulls but they just charge in a rage. A cow will lock onto you and won't stop until they get you.

Anyway, enough about my ex.. 😜

Legit was chased with a cow and it was terrifying!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

A ferret.. my grandad used to keep them to clear out the rats in his yard...they decided I was target one day

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By *hatgingerguyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A got chased by 30+ ducks on Friday. That was fun

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

A cockerel, we had chickens for years but for some reason that bloody bird hated me. It would come rushing at me then lift both its feet trying to get with it's claws.

It was fine with my partner but if I went through the gate it went for me every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several geese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goat

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

An Oxford Sandy and Black 🐖🐷 (A fucking big one).

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Years ago..

A 3 legged billy goat we had.

Angry bugger.

Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.

And an Iguana.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Years ago..

A 3 legged billy goat we had.

Angry bugger.

Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.

And an Iguana. "

Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂

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By *illabongboy1971Man
over a year ago

Peebles area

A massive reindeer in northern Sweden.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"Years ago..

A 3 legged billy goat we had.

Angry bugger.

Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.

And an Iguana.

Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂"

Yep. Mating displays were the worst. Peeing all over himself and flicking his tongue out. Then getting annoyed and chasing everyone.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Canadian goose

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
over a year ago

Thirsk

OK so, forgive me for this but I right hooked a goat at beamish museum. I worked there and cared for ponies and goats as part of the job. I'll call the goat Madras as she was hot headed. I was late to feed on a busy day and as I arrived to the field she was agitated and jumped at the fence to butt me. It was a reflex reaction, as I moved back, I hit her in the side of her head.

Our eyes met, she snorted and backed off.

We were firm friends after but not my proudest moment.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"OK so, forgive me for this but I right hooked a goat at beamish museum. I worked there and cared for ponies and goats as part of the job. I'll call the goat Madras as she was hot headed. I was late to feed on a busy day and as I arrived to the field she was agitated and jumped at the fence to butt me. It was a reflex reaction, as I moved back, I hit her in the side of her head.

Our eyes met, she snorted and backed off.

We were firm friends after but not my proudest moment. "

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got chased by a couple of cows in a field. Yes I was terrified. Picked dog up and ran like the wind 😂

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By *un loving couple 1971Couple
over a year ago

doncaster

Seagull

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A goose protecting it's young.

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By *ullworkmanMan
over a year ago

Hull

Seagull, ended up with cuts to my face

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By *igBeardyDanMan
over a year ago

Bilston

Ive been chased by a goose while delivering to a farm once

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
over a year ago

Anglesey

Lots of ducks! Did. Not. Like.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
over a year ago

Northumberland

2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.

Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.

The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.

Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....

Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

I've been chased by a peacock 🦚

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Besides a dog (if you have) been...

What's the most random animal you have been chased by??"

Don't laugh....but...A Feral Chicken.

And it was terrifying, because I've read about the spurs on Roosters and how they can kill humans.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Years ago..

A 3 legged billy goat we had.

Angry bugger.

Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.

And an Iguana.

Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂

Yep. Mating displays were the worst. Peeing all over himself and flicking his tongue out. Then getting annoyed and chasing everyone.

Sounds like some people on here 🤔 😂😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"A got chased by 30+ ducks on Friday. That was fun"

Brilliant!

ducks are hilarious, especially if they think you have food

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.

Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.

The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.

Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....

Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous

🤣🤣🤣 But necessary, thank you for putting yourself in hams way

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
over a year ago

Northumberland

"2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.

Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.

The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.

Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....

Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous

🤣🤣🤣 But necessary, thank you for putting yourself in hams way

If i knew feeding the nation was more dangerous then being in the army, I wouldnt have done this job haha... yet I strangely love it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A group of kid goats cornered me at a farm park and kept butting me. They where just at the age their horns had come through.

Geese and a fucking Swan that scared me the most

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
over a year ago

Thirsk

"A group of kid goats cornered me at a farm park and kept butting me. They where just at the age their horns had come through.

Geese and a fucking Swan that scared me the most"

Goats are dicks 🤣😂

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By *tannersMan
over a year ago

stanley

True story, was in Cathedral Groge Vancouver Island as part of a group and squirrels started throwing stuff at us from the tops of the huge pines

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