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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

What is the most common lie used?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

I promise not to cum in yiur mouth.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.

[Removed by poster at 27/07/25 16:28:20]

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.


"I’ll say it. - single male.

Also, - no, you don’t look fat in that dress.

- I’ve only had 2 pints.

- your mom’s lovely.

^just a few. 😏😅"

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

I’ll do it tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise you no one had ever made me cum from oral… will you be the first?

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I will give you just the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum?

Yes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I promise you no one had ever made me cum from oral… will you be the first? "

Come again?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Yes, every woman does this.

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By *bflirtyCouple
over a year ago

Leighton Buzzard

"Male allowed to play with permission from the wife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read and understood the terms and conditions

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


""Male allowed to play with permission from the wife" "

Came here to say this! 😆

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s my parking?

Great…….🤥

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we going the right way?

Yes ……🤥

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you cook?

Yes….. 🤥

Sorry, I’m just going on my dating profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t care about size, I just like personality!”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"“I don’t care about size, I just like personality!”

"

I'll second this.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

We are just friends!!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.

It’s a work phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Sydney University will somehow protect all the sex pests on here

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Starmer is a great PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later..

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester


"What is the most common lie used? "

I love you

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.

You are my only fwb

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
over a year ago

Thirsk

8.5 seems to be banded around with suspicious regularity 🤣😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Wow we came at exactly the same time.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t "

Unfortunately yes.

So I ask twice.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Round the bend

Age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t "

This 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just stumbled across your profile.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm fine thanks"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I've just stumbled across your profile."

And I'm just a few miles away.

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By *N MFCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That’s also the answer to the question people ask, not actually wanting to hear the real answer…”how are you?”

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

It's not you, it's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cheques in the post".

(Old days..for those who have never seen a cheque) lol

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
over a year ago

In fair Verona.

Sorry, I missed your text.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


""The cheques in the post".

(Old days..for those who have never seen a cheque) lol"

Yip, when I was a lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good thanks

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Been busy, will reply later

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll think about it.

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By *um2me123Man
over a year ago

burin

I wont cum in your mouth

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Yorks

I've read your profile.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Awwwwwwww I would , honest but i'm not well

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve been too busy to reply to your message even though my phone is surgically attached to my hand…

Yawn

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not here to sleep my way through the site

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By *uckingfell59Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

“No it’s fine, I don’t like big ones anyway“

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm fine, honestly you don't have to worry about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like that when I found it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If it was up to me I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "

Yeah only when the horny levels take over 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, that's never happened before

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

We are soft swap only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not here to sleep my way through the site

Yeah only when the horny levels take over 😂😂😂"

KNEW IT 👀👀🔎

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I read and understood the terms and conditions "

I skipped leg day....not with those quads sir.

good thing I like riding quads.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "

SLEEP, who mentioned you getting any sleep?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Im not here to sleep my way through the site "

...but you can't help the whole site sleeping with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not here to sleep my way through the site

...but you can't help the whole site sleeping with you? "

Oh i can its called "no thankyou"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I read and understood the terms and conditions

I skipped leg day....not with those quads sir.

good thing I like riding quads. "

Yee haa

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣"

Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐

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By *lfa RomeoMan
over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

I've got a 10" cock🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣

Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐"

Go on. You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣

Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐

Go on. You know you want to. "

Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Yes yes of course I love you

The cheques in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣

Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐

Go on. You know you want to.

Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Theres lots of threads i ignore for many different reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid"

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell "

You’re hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I'll turn up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell

You’re hot "

Fancy a scissor? 😘

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

On here lately...age

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

All reform voters are racist

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell

You’re hot "

I wonder what you're after????

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By *ltraMegaOKMan
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Personality is more important than looks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"All reform voters are racist "

I think that's more of a potential misconception than a lie.

I think most people who say reform voters are racist believe it to be true based on the policies they support. You may interpret it differently, but someone saying what they believe to be truth while misinformed is different to a deliberate lie I think 💜

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A woman's orgasm 😂

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

The popularity of a BBW when the hot photos/videos say different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love kissing

I could do oral for ages

I ensure the woman cums 1st

I'm very sensual

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Your baby is beautiful

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The legal jargon on any profile 🙄

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By *onnachakeaneMan
over a year ago

Dundrum

Referring to centimetres as inches

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

" I've seen an un damaged Amazon delivery van "

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Their age

Their height

Their status

They will give you the best sex you have ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just took a nap.

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"Profile says ‘straight’

Talks about sucking cock 🤣

Dont..... start me off please 🤣🤣🤐

Go on. You know you want to.

Nope ive made a commitment to myself after my break to ignore each and everyone of those threads and ignore them 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Now, I am interested in knowing more...

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell

You’re hot

Fancy a scissor? 😘"

What do you want to cut through?

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"You're hot.

Men will say anthing to get laid

Ah really. Nightmare i really thought i was ok aswell

You’re hot

I wonder what you're after???? "

You will only know if you are 99 years old

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"People saying they’re fine . when they aren’t

Unfortunately yes.

So I ask twice. "

Damn you chunky. You're just so tricky.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds


""Male allowed to play with permission from the wife" "

Lol.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

It’s not you it’s me 🙄

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Yes Officer, I will keep to the speed limit in future

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

10 Couples and 24 guys have all caught "Covid " at the same time 1 day before a group social .

🤔😂

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"10 Couples and 24 guys have all caught "Covid " at the same time 1 day before a group social .

🤔😂"

Sacre bleu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not attached...

I'm respectful of your boundaries...

I don't mind waiting...

Yes i have read your profile (then asks for something my profile already explains)....

there is quite a list haha...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I'm not attached...

I'm respectful of your boundaries...

I don't mind waiting...

Yes i have read your profile (then asks for something my profile already explains)....

there is quite a list haha...

"

I love the blue undies - not a lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really love bigger girls.

Then after sorry your just too big for me.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
over a year ago

holiday in Kent

When we don’t have time…..”I’ll just give a little lick”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"When we don’t have time…..”I’ll just give a little lick”"

Just 1 hour then.

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By *hwellwhynotCouple
over a year ago

London

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I'll be ready in 5 minutes "

I'm just finishing my pint.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
over a year ago

holiday in Kent


"I'll be ready in 5 minutes

I'm just finishing my pint. "

I’ll only have one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I'll be ready in 5 minutes

I'm just finishing my pint.

I’ll only have one"

Yip. That's like saying 'I only want one orgasm'.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Any use of my content will result in legal action"

Yeah, OK

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By *morousCouple8Couple
over a year ago

holiday in Kent

“I’m fine”

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By *uttercupWoman
over a year ago

Borders

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be ready in 5 minutes "

Damn you got some nice boobies and that's not a lie.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"I'll be ready in 5 minutes

Damn you got some nice boobies and that's not a lie. "

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here...

I am single

lol

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By *ittylover123Man
over a year ago

donegal

Safe sex only

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I didn't do it

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By *hristianGray2005Man
over a year ago

Galway Mayo Clare Roscommon

Yea, You look great in that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just want to be FWB nothing serious…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you too

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I love you too "

Oooft you beat me to that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That outfit makes you look 10 years younger!

🤥🤥

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

“Single guys we’ll find you”

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"“Single guys we’ll find you” "

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
over a year ago

UK

Have a nice day (come on we all know what that really means)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely


"Have a nice day (come on we all know what that really means) "

Yip, but they tend to be i bit more direct with me. 😆

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
over a year ago

Anglesey

"I'll do better."

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