FabSwingers.com forum: The south is boring compared to north. Why?!

By *hippa OP Man
3 days ago

reading

Why

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
3 days ago

Birmingham

North side is di best 👌

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"North side is di best 👌 "

I agree !

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By *oonbath89Man
3 days ago

radstock

Expensive and snobbery (not all of them ) and I’m from bath where there’s no clubs and tourists central , not that I have a problem with it but the north seems to be more down to earth and chilled out , I might be wrong but when I go to watch Newcastle I just get more of a happy feel up there

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By *he Naughty TogMan
3 days ago

thame

It depends the area. Oxfordshire far better than sussex

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 days ago

In fair Verona.

"Why"

Because we talk to people and say hello. We are friendly like that. 😉

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By *lderLover69Man
3 days ago

South Birmingham

Really?? You think Oxfordshire is better than Brighton for example? And how are you comparing the two?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
3 days ago

Niche

The cream always rises to the top.

Can't argue with science 🙃

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By *avenNightsMan
3 days ago

Canvey Island

Complete lack of clubs here, Essex is basically a void of clubs and mostly private parties.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 days ago

East Sussex

Ah the old north/South divide.

Do you mean the actual south is boring or the people in it?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 days ago

In fair Verona.

"The cream always rises to the top.

Can't argue with science 🙃"

By eck love, you look gorgeous petal 😏

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

Probably because you're happier up North. Wherever you're happier is better (for you).

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 days ago

Carlisle usually

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol"

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
3 days ago

from mars

It’s grim up north ….

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 days ago

Stockton

Because we are the best ... and so modest too 😘

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By *iddlesticksMan
3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Because we are the best ... and so modest too 😘"

I concur, not because I want to bury my face in your lap but because I agree with your statement above. 😇

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By *ucka39Man
3 days ago

Newcastle

I suppose it's all down to what one is looking for because the scenery down most of the south is spectacular

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 days ago

Reading

I have 3 clubs within an hours drive. People are mostly friendly.

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By * Jason -Man
3 days ago

Hounslow

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By * Jason -Man
3 days ago

Hounslow

Because up North, winter is always cumming. (In fact it rarely leaves) so we have to get creative indoors.

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 days ago

Penrith

"Complete lack of clubs here, Essex is basically a void of clubs and mostly private parties. "

Take that as a positive! Clubs aren’t ‘all that’, particularly from a solo guy’s perspective; we are the least desired denomination in the club scene…..😞

We have no clubs up here in Cumbria, which means the people in Fab, put more effort in to using Fab! Add to that the fact you can use Fab completely free of charge, at any time of day or night, to make contacts, why would you want to pay through the nose to visit a club, miles from home, on a night they grudgingly open the doors to single guys…..?

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 days ago

Dunfermline

"Complete lack of clubs here, Essex is basically a void of clubs and mostly private parties.

Take that as a positive! Clubs aren’t ‘all that’, particularly from a solo guy’s perspective; we are the least desired denomination in the club scene…..😞

....and yet the clubs couldn't really exist without us. 🤓

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜"
it's the people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *randMrsLPCouple
3 days ago

london

yes, very true especially if you live from the modlands upwards in my espereince. my family who live in ledds, stoke and brum, most of them say that and more so their adult children. That is until they get a chance to move south

One of the main reasons they are not moving down to london is the cost of property - in most palces in leeds you can get a nice house/det in a very nice area for 500/600k in london you will be hard pushed to get a nice sei in a nice area

lol

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By *avenNightsMan
3 days ago

Canvey Island

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜 it's the people 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Screw you, we’re not boring! 🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 days ago

Altrincham

Because they don't like gravy and that in itself is enough of a reason!

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
3 days ago

Thirsk

"Because they don't like gravy and that in itself is enough of a reason! "

Here endeth the debate 😂🤣

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By *avenNightsMan
3 days ago

Canvey Island

"Because they don't like gravy and that in itself is enough of a reason! "

Erm - I like gravy! And I live in the south, what happens there then?

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By *exyInLatinMan
3 days ago

Warsop

Cos there’s nowt moist in the chip shops!

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
3 days ago

Cheshire

We live in the northwest and we know we spoilt for clubs. I think we have about 8 clubs within an hour from us. Then there is always socials going on either in Manchester Liverpool or Chester. We really do have it good up here. Guess the supply and demand is right.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜 it's the people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Screw you, we’re not boring! 🤣"

Screw me? Bring it on... 🤣 Besides you're not proper south ! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Because they don't like gravy and that in itself is enough of a reason! "

I love gravy !!

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 days ago

Cheltenham

Is it? Loads of meets going on around this way. Clubs are easy to get to.

You are in the wrong part of the South OP.

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By *avenNightsMan
3 days ago

Canvey Island

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜 it's the people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Screw you, we’re not boring! 🤣

Screw me? Bring it on... 🤣 Besides you're not proper south ! 🤣🤣🤣"

What do you mean not proper south!? I’m south of the Watford Gap! 🤣

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By *agic fingers 44Man
3 days ago

Hackbridge

Live in the south,I've found Northern girls to be naturally more sexual. It's not about the clubs, maybe the north has more time at home, they communicate with absolutely everyone and anyone. Go Blackpool, pop in the local shop and you come out knowing everyone's life story. Openness breaks down barriers

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By *ovebunny70Woman
3 days ago

portsmouth

We're way down south and yes we struggle to find social groups or clubs but were friendly and can travel 🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 days ago

The Big Smoke

Any particular part of the North or South here OP or just lumping it all in two big buckets?

As a Northern bird who moved Sarf… I wouldn’t live back up North.

Not for all the fucks I haven’t got left 😘

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By *ovebunny70Woman
3 days ago

portsmouth

"Any particular part of the North or South here OP or just lumping it all in two big buckets?

As a Northern bird who moved Sarf… I wouldn’t live back up North.

Not for all the fucks I haven’t got left 😘"

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By *agic.MMan
3 days ago

Orpington

This has to potential to turn into a deadly "West Side vs East Side" bloody conflict like in the 90s ... or like in Game of thrones

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Lack of clubs to go to ... absolutely dull as ditchwater around here lol

I'm about as north as it gets. One club just under 100 miles away, others well over that.

It's not an absence of clubs that makes the south boring 💜 it's the people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Screw you, we’re not boring! 🤣

Screw me? Bring it on... 🤣 Besides you're not proper south ! 🤣🤣🤣

What do you mean not proper south!? I’m south of the Watford Gap! 🤣"

Past Winchester is north around these parts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan
3 days ago

Ends

North London stand up

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By *ookie46Woman
3 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"North London stand up "

Please stand up

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace

What about us in the middle 😭😭😭😭

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By *heoneGuyMan
3 days ago

Redditch

"What about us in the middle 😭😭😭😭"

I think we’re safe in the middle 😅😂

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By *a LunaWoman
3 days ago

o o OO o o

Not sure you’ve been to the right areas down South tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *peedyGMan
3 days ago

Telford

"What about us in the middle 😭😭😭😭

I think we’re safe in the middle 😅😂"

Yeah, we're banned from this thread right?

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

West is so much better than East

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 days ago

Penrith

"What about us in the middle 😭😭😭😭

I think we’re safe in the middle 😅😂

Yeah, we're banned from this thread right?

Not at all! If you're South of Lancaster, you're in the South!

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By *ripfillMan
3 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Born in Cumbria worked in the Midlands living in the south,

Truth is just back from Newcastle and the Northumberland National Park

Newcastle, that is a place to be!

What a wonderful attitude to life if it was warmer, I’d moved there!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 days ago

East Sussex

We love living in the south and don't find it or the people here boring.

Plenty of people from the north come here for their holidays and seem to enjoy it.

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By *heSouthCoupleCouple
3 days ago

PORTSMOUTH

This is true. Most fun is always up north and the south are either scared, or too prime and proper. They love the idea of this, but in reality no follow through. Only need to look outside of FAB and all the fun the north get up to.

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By *owboybearMan
3 days ago

torpoint

I’m

A Cornishman anything past plymouth is north for me hahahaha… I did live in north East Yorkshire for 15 months and the club scene is good pandora in Leeds was my go to place and loved it plus lots more swingers to be found…. How ever give me my Cornish beaches and more relaxed way of life down here to the hussel and bussel of the north

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 days ago

cardiff

This is not true. All so uptight and square ⬛️ up North

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