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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Bars open!

What you drinking?

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

There's a fab cafe in Manchester

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Knock us out some baby Guinness' for everyone fella. Messy night, why not? 🤓

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

There's a fab cafe in Manchester

Cider please

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"There's a fab cafe in Manchester "

There is. Used to be one in Leeds too. Loved that place!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Knock us out some baby Guinness' for everyone fella. Messy night, why not? 🤓"

No one will be getting knocked out tonight Sir. This is a respectable establishment. 6 baby Guinness’s coming up!

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Knock us out some baby Guinness' for everyone fella. Messy night, why not? 🤓

No one will be getting knocked out tonight Sir. This is a respectable establishment. 6 baby Guinness’s coming up! "

Top lad 🤓

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"There's a fab cafe in Manchester

Cider please "

Certainly sir. A pear cider coming up!

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By *hatgingerguyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Rum and please

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By *teamynSteCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull

pina colada please with a brolley cherry n pineapple mmmmmm

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By *teamynSteCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull

pina colada please with a brolley cherry n pineapple mmmmmm

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By *teamynSteCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull

ooops greedy girl

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Rum and please"

Excellent choice sir. We have lambs Navy rum with Rola Cola. £12.80

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By *agicfingers1Man
2 weeks ago

near Brighton

JD honey on the rocks please bartender

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

A Slippery nipple please 😁

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"pina colada please with a brolley cherry n pineapple mmmmmm"

Certainly madam. One pina colada, golf brolley with a cherry on top. On the house.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
2 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Nice, cold (large) Chardonnay for me please.

Donna x

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"ooops greedy girl"

Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"JD honey on the rocks please bartender "

A man of fine taste. Coming up sir. £ 12.50

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
2 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Pornstar martini please x

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By *smith87Man
2 weeks ago

totton

Hot chocolate and cream

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"A Slippery nipple please 😁"

Sambuca, Baileys and a dash of grenadine. All down your top as requested sir. £4

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"A Slippery nipple please 😁

Sambuca, Baileys and a dash of grenadine. All down your top as requested sir. £4"

👍

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By *teamynSteCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull


"ooops greedy girl

Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off. "

my apologies, 1 sniff and I'm gone lol

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Nice, cold (large) Chardonnay for me please.

Donna x"

Excellent choice madam Donna. Our Chardonnay has been specially imported from Burgundy.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
2 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Nice, cold (large) Chardonnay for me please.

Donna x

Excellent choice madam Donna. Our Chardonnay has been specially imported from Burgundy. "

Perfect 😘

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pornstar martini please x"

A woman of the finest taste Madam. Coming up. £26.30

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Pitcher of mojito for me please.

Stick it on their 👇 tab please.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Hot chocolate and cream "

Of course sir. Our chocolate is Swiss and our cream is from Guernsey. Enjoy

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"ooops greedy girl

Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off.

my apologies, 1 sniff and I'm gone lol "

Please madam. Definitely no sniffing allowed. We will lose out lickher license if 5-0 get wind of this!

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 weeks ago

Midlands

A cheeky pint of Guinness to start with please

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pitcher of mojito for me please.

Stick it on their 👇 tab please.

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Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab.

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton


"Pitcher of mojito for me please.

Stick it on their 👇 tab please.

Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab. "

Sir???

Well, fuck this pub... I'm off to the Gay Bar.

Biyatch.

*Sashays out the door clicking my fingers and whining all the way*.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Hot chocolate please Barman.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Tea with two sugars please

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Just a nice cool shandy for me please

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Another round of baby Guinness fella 👍

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"A cheeky pint of Guinness to start with please "

Full of iron madam. Cheeky guineas coming up. £5.20

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
2 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Pornstar martini please x

A woman of the finest taste Madam. Coming up. £26.30"

Thank you x

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west

Large vodka and Pepsi max please xxx

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pitcher of mojito for me please.

Stick it on their 👇 tab please.

Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab.

Sir???

Well, fuck this pub... I'm off to the Gay Bar.

Biyatch.

*Sashays out the door clicking my fingers and whining all the way*. "

Apologies madam. I’ve not got my contacts in.

Have a Lynchburg lemonade on the house.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Hot chocolate please Barman. "

Popular choice madam. Made with the finest Swiss chocolate known to beast.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Tea with two sugars please "

Of course ma’am. We only serve the finest Yorkhire tea here.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Just a nice cool shandy for me please "

Great choice madam. Our shandy is from the deepest darkest part of Peru so you know it’s good.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Another round of baby Guinness fella 👍"

17 more baby goodness coming up! £111.11 please

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North

A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

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By *hatgingerguyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester


"Rum and please

Excellent choice sir. We have lambs Navy rum with Rola Cola. £12.80"

🤣 London prices mate. Rola cola? Thought this was a class establishment

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west

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By *hatgingerguyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double "

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

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By *reamcaramelWoman
2 weeks ago

wonderland

I'm having a Welsh gin with elderflower and apple sparkling water with frozen blueberries...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hot chocolate please Barman.

Popular choice madam. Made with the finest Swiss chocolate known to beast. "

Thank you sweetie.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx"

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Spiced rum and ginger ale for me please

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better "

Lots of ice or just a little ?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Double GnT, none of that slimline nonsense

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better

Lots of ice or just a little ? "

Big glass, loads of ice

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better

Lots of ice or just a little ?

Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx

Big glass, loads of ice "

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By *eardedguy83Man
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Well, I’ve just had a pint of bitter infused with ginger.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

A very large JD please

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better

Lots of ice or just a little ?

Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx

Big glass, loads of ice "

‘Ginstant delivery’

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Newcastle brown ale I'm looking forward to the hangover

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By *lue morphoCouple
2 weeks ago

north west


"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double

Slim line or full fat ? Xx

Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better

Lots of ice or just a little ?

Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx

Big glass, loads of ice

‘Ginstant delivery’ "

Ginstant delivery: because waiting for gin is a sin!

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By *ripfillMan
2 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Glass of mount gay rum pls with some cashew nut … excellent combo

Thank you OP! draw up a chair and look at the stars I

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Glass of mount gay rum pls with some cashew nut … excellent combo

Thank you OP! draw up a chair and look at the stars I"

Mount Gay is a great rum

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