FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest first message

By *luttynutter OP Couple
11 hours ago

Peterborough

What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂

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By *raveboyMan
11 hours ago

Helston

Mine was , hi fancy a fuck !

Now that's going to get me interested,! Not ,

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 hours ago

North West

"What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂"

I can't remember. But I did receive a bizarre message yesterday. Asking if I could sniff and buy the knickers from the wife of this couple. No hi, or hey. Just straight want to buy and sniff my wife's knickers

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By *luttynutter OP Couple
11 hours ago

Peterborough

"Mine was , hi fancy a fuck !

Now that's going to get me interested,! Not , "

Plenty of thought went into that message then! 🤣

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 hours ago

Reading

I had a horrible one asking me if used condoms turn me on. Block delete.

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By *luttynutter OP Couple
11 hours ago

Peterborough

"What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂

Bet you got your wallet out straight away didn’t you 👀😂😂

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By *ookie46Woman
11 hours ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline

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By *orsetchubbycoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Dorset

You look like my sister is one of the strangest first messages. (Which picture was he referring to lol)

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By *an8iMan
11 hours ago

Bilston

Ive had one recently that said, your not my type but I love your cum shots

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By *raveboyMan
11 hours ago

Helston

"Mine was , hi fancy a fuck !

Now that's going to get me interested,! Not ,

Plenty of thought went into that message then! 🤣"

Yes ! I think they might of forgotten to read the dictionary that day !

Or the 101 messages to send book ! 🤔😂

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By *raveboyMan
11 hours ago

Helston

"Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline "

Really ! Never in a month of Sundays

🤣😂🤣🤣

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By *wlondon59Man
11 hours ago

London

"Mine was , hi fancy a fuck !

Now that's going to get me interested,! Not , "

I had the same but he actually spelt fuck wrong

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By *luttynutter OP Couple
11 hours ago

Peterborough

"You look like my sister is one of the strangest first messages. (Which picture was he referring to lol)

🚩🚩🚩🚩😂😂😂😂

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By *luttynutter OP Couple
11 hours ago

Peterborough

"Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline "

What the actual? 😅😅

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By *raveboyMan
11 hours ago

Helston

"Mine was , hi fancy a fuck !

Now that's going to get me interested,! Not ,

I had the same but he actually spelt fuck wrong

Really ! Christ ! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *raveboyMan
11 hours ago

Helston

"Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline

What the actual? 😅😅"

I know when I seen it ! That's got to be in the top 10 of opening messages! 😂😂

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By *KentMan
11 hours ago

Canterbury

"Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline "

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?!

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By *reentomato2Couple
11 hours ago

cambridge

I want to fuck your wife and when she sees me she will want to fuck me

They managed to be rude and over confident in one short message

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By *udebeacherCouple
9 hours ago

Toronto

We just received this one yesterday, no idea who "Haroon" is!

"Hi harroon , I hope you’re doing well

I just wanted to show you some images of one of your employees and the activities they get up to"

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 hours ago

North West

"What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂

Bet you got your wallet out straight away didn’t you 👀😂😂"

Am I really that predictable 😂😂

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By *luttynutter OP Couple
9 hours ago

Peterborough

"What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂

Bet you got your wallet out straight away didn’t you 👀😂😂

Am I really that predictable 😂😂"

So it would seem 🤔😂😂

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By *ingerTatsMuscleMan
9 hours ago

Brum

I've got a banger new line in testing

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
9 hours ago

Kilmarnock

"We just received this one yesterday, no idea who "Haroon" is!

"Hi harroon , I hope you’re doing well

I just wanted to show you some images of one of your employees and the activities they get up to""

What the heck?

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By *layfullsamMan
9 hours ago

Solihull

What is this receiving a first message you speak of ?

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By *izandpaulCouple
8 hours ago

merseyside

Get lots of "Hey".

I tend to respond "Hey what?"

A quick look at their profile will confirm their laziness.

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By *a LunaWoman
8 hours ago

o o OO o o

I’m not sure (it might have been a fever dream) but I’m pretty sure someone asked me to poo on them.

I declined, I can’t poo under that kind of pressure!

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
8 hours ago

scunthorpe

We had one that simply said “you’re ugly”

I have to tell you, I was heartbroken 😂

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By *exytimeCoolMan
8 hours ago

swadlincote

"What’s the strangest first message you’ve ever received on fab?

We get so many daily and it truly amazes us how someone thinks they’re going to get a meet or even a reply from it! 🙄😂"
i be lucky get a message

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By *andadbodMan
7 hours ago

Liverpool

when sat on the toilet, do you have your pants round your knees or round your ankles?

I had nothing to reply with 🤷‍♂️

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By *eformed_CharactersCouple
7 hours ago

round and about

Would you like a 3sum with me and my son was of mine...

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By *icknDeeCouple
7 hours ago

hartlepool

Stranging thing we've received was a message asking "Would a slice of cheese on toast tempt you into bed?"

Being honest, it was probably the most tempting offer we'd had all week.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
7 hours ago

Hereabouts

This...

It’s been a while… but I’ve been edging for this moment.”

“You’re about to get the full list. Pros. Cons. And everything in between your thighs.”

⸻

PROS

👑 Ginger Viking – tall, strong, and built to dominate. You don’t ride me. I claim you.

🛏️ House-trained – I know where everything goes… especially my tongue.

🔥 I fuck – slow to start, deep to finish. Intentional strokes that leave you ruined and addicted.

🍽️ I cook – and I serve it hot, shirtless, with your legs spread on the counter.

💋 My kiss? Tongue deep, hand in your hair, leaving you soaked.

👃 I smell good – the kind that makes you clench. It stays on your sheets… and between your thighs.

🖐️ Big hands – perfect for grabbing your throat, holding your hips, and spanking you till you beg.

👅 I lick like I haven’t eaten in days. Legs on my shoulders. Your moans on repeat.

🧸 Dad bod – thick, warm, made for fucking you against every surface.

🎩 Respectful in the street… but in your bed? I’ll pin you down, rip the sheets, and take everything.

🎧 I listen – to the breath you hold before you cum… and I don’t stop when you scream

CONS

🎤 Mancunian accent – rough, filthy, makes dirty talk hit different.

⌚ Too punctual – you won’t be waiting… but your orgasm will. Teased. Edged. Exploding.

💓 Big heart – might fuck your body and your mind.

💤 I snore – but only after I’ve left you twitching and full.

🧠 Third round? I’ve got plans for your mouth, your ass, and your limits.

🦶 Feet? Not my kink — but I’ll have yours dripping down your legs.

🧼 Clean freak – I’ll wipe you down after I ruin you.

💧 Pre-cum? Constant. You’ll feel it before I’m even in.

📝 Not a writer – but your legs will be shaking out paragraphs.

😈 Still thinking of number 10… maybe I’ll whisper it while I’m balls deep inside you

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By *hatgingerguyMan
7 hours ago

Manchester

"you're ginger so it's a no, but nice cock" totally mixed messages

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
7 hours ago

Cambridgeshire

"Get lots of "Hey".

I tend to respond "Hey what?"

Have you tried "Straw"?

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By *istalloverCouple
7 hours ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Can I tell you a secret

Reply was

It's not a fekkin secret then is it

He blocked us for a change

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By *aren_nylonsWoman
7 hours ago

Great Dunmow

Just had one -

Hi fancy a fuck at mine?

Delete..

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By *inger_SnapWoman
7 hours ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Someone wished I wasn't on the pill... I mean I'm not, so his wish came true, not that he's getting anywhere near me.

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By *ookie46Woman
5 hours ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Mine was asking if I’d wear a pig mask while bouncing naked on a trampoline

What the actual? 😅😅"

I mean the whole message was about 30 lines long

I’ve saved it for future laughs

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By *bonybucksMan
3 hours ago

High Wycombe

Been so many I can’t remember lol

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By *ripfillMan
3 hours ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

One of mine was … “can you repair a rotting cill to my garden shed ! “

And …

“Can you help me by lending me some money for my prescriptions “

And….

“ when we meet for coffee… can you take my mobility scooter in your car boot …. it does fold down”

Sadly I politely declined all three ! - my loss I guess

😳

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By *ABflirtyWoman
3 hours ago

Norfolk Coast

Will you be my wife, and not even meet me. lol had this more then once.

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
2 hours ago

Leicester

Nowhere in the league of some of the above, but we do find it strange when blokes ask "can I ask you a question?" To which we respond, " you just have". Not received a suitable/imaginative response yet.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 hours ago

Crumpet Castle

Oi Oi

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
45 minutes ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m not sure (it might have been a fever dream) but I’m pretty sure someone asked me to poo on them.

I declined, I can’t poo under that kind of pressure! "

This was one of the first messages I received too, many years ago. He specifically wanted me to do it on his chest.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
44 minutes ago

Maidstone

"Baaaaa"

I replied "mooooooo".

We had a very lovely evening together

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