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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a smoker, yet when I've got alcohol in me I smoke less (it makes me dizzy)

Many non smokers actually smoke when intoxicated...

what are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't partake whether sober or pissed. I'm a good boy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't partake whether sober or pissed. I'm a good boy. "

Awh ain't you just ??

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I've not smoked for 6 1/2 years

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

I'm a d*unk smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't smoke at all when I've not had a drink, however once I've had a few glasses of wine I do enjoy a cigarette or 10! Haha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I smoke more when I have had a drink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoke, but lucky to smoke two when I'm out hAving a drink...turns me sick :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to light up a Cuban whilst having a snifter of Sherry on occasion!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm reformed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink through a straw....

That way I can keep a lit fags going in the other corner of my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPPPPP

I'm smoking a faaaag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoke less when having a drink xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I used to smoke more, but happy enough puffing on my ELite now.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I'm a smoker, yet when I've got alcohol in me I smoke less (it makes me dizzy)

Many non smokers actually smoke when intoxicated...

what are you??"

I used to smoke more when I had a drink, back in the days when you could smoke in the pub. Now I find I hardly smoke at all when I drink and if I do, I have the most awful hangover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not smoked for 6 1/2 years"

Great achievement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't smoke at all when I've not had a drink, however once I've had a few glasses of wine I do enjoy a cigarette or 10! Haha "

Knew there was one out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an electric fag smoker while sober and I generally have fags when drinking however this isn't always the case sometime I CBS to walk to the shop :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave up 3 years ago but did smoke more when drinking and I still crave a gag when having a tipple like nooooowwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drink through a straw....

That way I can keep a lit fags going in the other corner of my mouth... "

I've tried that but it gets me far to intoxicated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPPPPP

I'm smoking a faaaag!"

tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't partake whether sober or pissed. I'm a good boy. "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've been off the for a long time but kissing a smoker gives me a rush to the head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink through a straw....

That way I can keep a lit fags going in the other corner of my mouth... "

this made me laugh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I gave up 30 years ago but will hang out with the d*unk smokey people if they are being amusing.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"I used to smoke more, but happy enough puffing on my ELite now. "

What she said - not tempted to have a real fag.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I gave up 30 years ago but will hang out with the d*unk smokey people if they are being amusing."

they'd have to be hilarious though!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am going to invest in an elite fag.. I need to give up..

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a d*unk smoker "

Same here forget I gave up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

"

Do you eat chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good investment saves loads and tastes normal I get mine from a website called vapekandy cheapest I've seen so far and great

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am going to invest in an elite fag.. I need to give up.."

Its got to be what you want! Nobody can make you do anything you have not set your heart on acheiving yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to invest in an elite fag.. I need to give up.."

Save your money, every time you want a fag, have a shag instead. I call it the Knickerette programme!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I gave up 30 years ago but will hang out with the d*unk smokey people if they are being amusing.

they'd have to be hilarious though! "

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you eat chocolate?"

Not really no. I don't eat anything with refined sugar. ......damn I sound dull.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

"

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my mirage electronic fag. 6 and a half weeks. Still have a craving for mr benson and mr hedges but sticking at it for the first time in 15 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can say is that a pint and a fag go together I do miss not smoking in a pub x

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?"

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"On my mirage electronic fag. 6 and a half weeks. Still have a craving for mr benson and mr hedges but sticking at it for the first time in 15 years "

Be strong and keep strong!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged. "

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I can say is that a pint and a fag go together I do miss not smoking in a pub x"

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister! "

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"All I can say is that a pint and a fag go together I do miss not smoking in a pub x

"

it is very hard to resist!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am going to invest in an elite fag.. I need to give up..

Save your money, every time you want a fag, have a shag instead. I call it the Knickerette programme!"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice"

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp! "

I'm there

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!

I'm there "

I hope so!!! You're cooking

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't partake whether sober or pissed. I'm a good boy. "

Ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp! "

fag at breakfast then lol...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!

fag at breakfast then lol... "

It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.

When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.

But then again I do have a chimney on my head

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.

When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.

But then again I do have a chimney on my head "

Never mind the chimney!!! Love the bum avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!

fag at breakfast then lol...

It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol! "

Haha I just stand on the step in my dressing gown poking all the spider webs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're smokers & we are always respectful of those around us whether they are smokers or not.

When alcohol is introduced I seem to smoke more.

But then again I do have a chimney on my head

Never mind the chimney!!! Love the bum avatar "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I don't drink or smoke..... not very rock n roll am I?

Do you like cheese with warm baguette? Or doritos dunk into guacamole/soured cream sauce? How about apple puree spread on warm toated bread? Do you want to hear about more sinful and delicious depravations of mine?

You are the devil....I'm outraged.

Your outrage is my pleasure! And the devil is my sister!

Although the apple puree on warm toasted bread does sound quite nice

Breakfast will be served at 7am sharp!

fag at breakfast then lol...

It used to be the first thing I did after getting up!! I do miss those moments when I'd just wander in the garden with a coffee in one hand and a rolled up fag in the other, pulling s and killing slugs Lol!

Haha I just stand on the step in my dressing gown poking all the spider webs"

Chicken!!! You want to get down and dirty....grab a stiff leaf from a nearby bush and use it to scoop the slugs and thrown them over the fence into your neighbour's garden....Yes, I am evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been known to share the odd fag with my mates when ive been very very d*unk lol

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By *andykissesWoman
over a year ago

laugharne

I stopped 8months ago but got d*unk the other wk and took a drag. Disgusting. Don't think ill be going back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stopped 8months ago but got d*unk the other wk and took a drag. Disgusting. Don't think ill be going back "

That's a good thing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a d*unk smoker "

This!

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