FabSwingers.com forum: Your superpower?

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 days ago

stanley

Doesn’t have to be a legit superpower but what skill or ability do you have that isn’t common?

Answers can be serious or jokey, entirely up to you

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I have the amazing ability to always end up in someone's 'friendzone'.

It's a skill.

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By *ortySwitchMan
2 days ago

london

Not a power I have, but a power I want is the ability to CLICK my fingers and all my household chores are done.

All the dishes are washed, dried put away. The sink washed out and dried, all the sideboards loupes and the kitchen left looking showroom new.

All my clothes would be freshly washed, dried and put away. The floors hoovered / mopped and the house left looking like brand new.

(sigh) a man can dream!

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By *aomilatteCouple
2 days ago

Midlands

Sussing out f@ke profiles

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By *eardedguy83Man
2 days ago

Worcestershire

Remembering where the good cake shops are around the country

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Not a power I have, but a power I want is the ability to CLICK my fingers and all my household chores are done.

All the dishes are washed, dried put away. The sink washed out and dried, all the sideboards loupes and the kitchen left looking showroom new.

All my clothes would be freshly washed, dried and put away. The floors hoovered / mopped and the house left looking like brand new.

(sigh) a man can dream!"

Get yourself 'a-lady-that-does'.

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

My farts can sound like a ducks quack.

So very useful for whenever a quack is required. Just give me notice...

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 days ago

stanley

"My farts can sound like a ducks quack.

So very useful for whenever a quack is required. Just give me notice...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

"I have the amazing ability to always end up in someone's 'friendzone'.

It's a skill.

A friend with a 6 pack is still a friend.

Ooohh, placebo. *Runs to YouTube*

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I have the amazing ability to always end up in someone's 'friendzone'.

It's a skill.

A friend with a 6 pack is still a friend.

Ooohh, placebo. *Runs to YouTube* "

Awwww. That's sweet. Hugs xx

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"My farts can sound like a ducks quack.

So very useful for whenever a quack is required. Just give me notice...

Some anal sex should sort that out.

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
2 days ago

Nowhere

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By *4bimMan
2 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

the ability to walk away and say nothing.

its more powerful than you tihnk

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By *isteramazingMan
2 days ago

London

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

"My farts can sound like a ducks quack.

So very useful for whenever a quack is required. Just give me notice...

Some anal sex should sort that out.

*Slap*

The. Quack. Stays.

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By *isteramazingMan
2 days ago

London

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"My farts can sound like a ducks quack.

So very useful for whenever a quack is required. Just give me notice...

Some anal sex should sort that out.

*Slap*

The. Quack. Stays. "

Oh. You're quackers alright

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By *umagain58Man
2 days ago

London

Invisible flying man. Would get to see some sights

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By *ung-stallionMan
2 days ago

northeast

I can watch someone do something just 1 time,

No matter what it is, I seem to never forget and I can master what ever it is I’ve seen, I have adhd so hyper focus might have something to do with this

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By *pirited obeliskMan
2 days ago

Isle of Wight

I might have figured out and possibly mastered the art of being invisible amongst crowds of people... and the somewhat opposite end of the spectrum, extra, of being able to make most people move out my way when I'm walking too, when I want

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

Gravity control

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline

I have the ability to fancy, and be fancied by people many miles away 🤓

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In the twinkling of an hour or three, I can turn into a woman.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

🦹‍♀️

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

"In the twinkling of an hour or three, I can turn into a woman. "

Useful 😏

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"In the twinkling of an hour or three, I can turn into a woman.

Useful 😏"

Oh, you have no idea 😜🌈

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

I'm sure you could help me learn

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 days ago

Reading

I can undress men with my eyes

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By *ouplelovingguyMan
2 days ago

west lothian

I’ve got a 10 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears lol

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I can undress men with my eyes"

Where have my bloody clothes gone????

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
2 days ago

Bristol

Spotting a spider almost as soon as I go into a room, no matter how small 😆 mostly because I don't like them

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Making wine disappear 🤣🤣

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By *erryyMan
2 days ago

London

"Making wine disappear 🤣🤣"

To stop time so if I like someone that I see I would take advantage of him and have my way with them

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By *erryyMan
2 days ago

London

"Making wine disappear 🤣🤣"

To stop time so if I like someone that I see I would take advantage of him and have my way with them

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Making wine disappear 🤣🤣

To stop time so if I like someone that I see I would take advantage of him and have my way with them"

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have the ability to put on a stone after eating one Jaffa cake

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

"I can undress men with my eyes"

*gulp*

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

Shit money

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By *es not the MessiahMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

To piss people off instantly

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
2 days ago

Telford

Being 6'7", but also somehow being invisible from time to time

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By *b03Man
2 days ago

Exeter

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Being 6'7", but also somehow being invisible from time to time"

You're a guy on Fab.

That's pretty close to invisible. 😆 🤣

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By *b03Man
2 days ago

Exeter

Making a pun response to almost anything. A true useless superpower power.

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
2 days ago

Telford

"Being 6'7", but also somehow being invisible from time to time

You're a guy on Fab.

That's pretty close to invisible. 😆 🤣 "

Yeah I'm accepting that on Fab, just way too many guys

But also just generally outside it feels like I'm invisible some

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By *oshdong MingemuncherMan
2 days ago

Hull

I can eat 60 McChicken nuggets without being sick

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
2 days ago

Thirsk

Making people feel awkward so they leave me be. 🙃

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By *indergirlWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

The ability to transform from goddess to goblin in one message 😂

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By *raig05Man
2 days ago

london

Ability to really pleasure a woman

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By *eckard25Man
2 days ago

North West Durham

The ability to put off doing a task for so long until it no longer needs to be done

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 days ago

stanley

"The ability to transform from goddess to goblin in one message 😂"

Made me think of the film Gremlins, but instead of don’t feed you after midnight, don’t send you trashy messages 😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

Have a vagina like the film teeth

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 days ago

Neverland/Wales

"Have a vagina like the film teeth "

Spat my drink out 😅😅✨️✨️

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

"Have a vagina like the film teeth

Spat my drink out 😅😅✨️✨️"

Maybe retractable ones so i could get them out for people who pissed me off 🤣🤭

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline

"Have a vagina like the film teeth "

I'll risk it 🔥🤓

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By *weet.touchMan
2 days ago

north west

Time travel

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

little house on the praire

The ability to find the laziest way of doing something

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

"The ability to find the laziest way of doing something"
Chatgpt get someone to do my job x

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By *parky123Man
2 days ago

Lincoln

I can remember all sorts of useless crap, but forget birthdays easily. Also, I’m pretty awesome at going down escalators quickly

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