FabSwingers.com forum: Are you in or out?

By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

You can have £10m tax free!!

But every time you make a single purchase over £500 a random body part shrinks by 1mm.

Are you in or out?

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By *umalotagainMan
2 days ago

a town called malice

Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500

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By *om WxmMan
2 days ago

Wrexham

Out...knowing my luck it would all be from one place!

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500 "

Per purchase.

New house for £1m = 1mm

Handbag for £501 = 1mm

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Out...knowing my luck it would all be from one place! "

Worried you might have a tiny big toe?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 days ago

Niche

Do I get to pick where the 1mm comes off? Coz there's a few places I'd love that 🤣🤣🤣

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Do I get to pick where the 1mm comes off? Coz there's a few places I'd love that 🤣🤣🤣"

You can pick which body the 1mm comes off of, as long as it is your own.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 days ago

East Sussex

I choose my leg hair and facial hair. Thanking you.

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

In I'll stick with my purchases for £499

and what if there is a sale on

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"I choose my leg hair and facial hair. Thanking you. "

You can take that risk, but the laws of random might choose your eye lids 😐

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By *sStephenPickleMan
2 days ago

Ends

How many things over £500 do people expect to be buying?

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By *poolGuyMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

What if someone makes the purchase for you?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 days ago

East Sussex

"I choose my leg hair and facial hair. Thanking you.

You can take that risk, but the laws of random might choose your eye lids 😐"

Oh yes you said random 🤦. Darn it.

out unless I can find a way to pay £499 per day on a sort if loan agreement

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 days ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm out,I can't afford to lose even 1mm off my peen.

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

"How many things over £500 do people expect to be buying?"

How big is the list, remember one purchase is or can be a luxury

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"What if someone makes the purchase for you?"

You still lose 1mm... you can't cheat the Gods.

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

Found a hack 😁 I'll live off the interest 🤣😂 transfer in next three/four working days 😝

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Found a hack 😁 I'll live off the interest 🤣😂 transfer in next three/four working days 😝"

Spending over £500 from any interest accrued also incurs the 1mm penalty...

...This rises to 3mm for trying to cheat the system

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By *ovetolick78Man
2 days ago

Rohan

I’ve definitely found a loop hole, first thing I’d by is an 8 inch peonies extension then I don’t mind loosing a mm or 2 😂

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By *umalotagainMan
2 days ago

a town called malice

"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500

Per purchase.

New house for £1m = 1mm

Handbag for £501 = 1mm"

On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-

The mm won’t matter at that point

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"I’ve definitely found a loop hole, first thing I’d by is an 8 inch peonies extension then I don’t mind loosing a mm or 2 😂"

What about the rest of your body?

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By *ovetolick78Man
2 days ago

Rohan

"I’ve definitely found a loop hole, first thing I’d by is an 8 inch peonies extension then I don’t mind loosing a mm or 2 😂"

Bloody predictive text…… cock extension is easer

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500

Per purchase.

New house for £1m = 1mm

Handbag for £501 = 1mm

On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-

The mm won’t matter at that point "

It will not!

But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast

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By *ovetolick78Man
2 days ago

Rohan

"I’ve definitely found a loop hole, first thing I’d by is an 8 inch peonies extension then I don’t mind loosing a mm or 2 😂

What about the rest of your body? "

I don’t live an extravagant life style so one mm here and there won’t hurt, plus the house I’d get would be already furnished so it’s only 1 purchase on my part.

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By *umalotagainMan
2 days ago

a town called malice

"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500

Per purchase.

New house for £1m = 1mm

Handbag for £501 = 1mm

On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-

The mm won’t matter at that point

It will not!

But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast

All inclusive deal, monthly DD £499

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s enough of me to lose a few mm

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500

Per purchase.

New house for £1m = 1mm

Handbag for £501 = 1mm

On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-

The mm won’t matter at that point

It will not!

But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast

All inclusive deal, monthly DD £499

My boss used to have a yacht... for £499 a month you may have to consider downgrading to a canal boat

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By *live_37Man
2 days ago

Bristol

Im in, I will just make sure I dont make single purchases of over £500 🤣🤪

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By *aveyP800Man
2 days ago

Derby

"You can have £10m tax free!!

But every time you make a single purchase over £500 a random body part shrinks by 1mm.

Are you in or out?"

You'd just make one purchase that's worth £10 million pounds, then everything is sorted!

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"You can have £10m tax free!!

But every time you make a single purchase over £500 a random body part shrinks by 1mm.

Are you in or out?

You'd just make one purchase that's worth £10 million pounds, then everything is sorted!

What you buying for £10m?

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville

Can I hire and rent thing pls

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By *ortySwitchMan
2 days ago

london

In!

I would but government bonds at 5% interest, which would generate £500,000.

I would then use that money earned from the interest to buy things, rather than the £10m thus eliminating the 1mm loss per transaction!

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

"Found a hack 😁 I'll live off the interest 🤣😂 transfer in next three/four working days 😝

Spending over £500 from any interest accrued also incurs the 1mm penalty...

...This rises to 3mm for trying to cheat the system

😝 But if I return it or even gamble it I'm a winner 😜 ahead of you 😂 I read the small print

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"In!

I would but government bonds at 5% interest, which would generate £500,000.

I would then use that money earned from the interest to buy things, rather than the £10m thus eliminating the 1mm loss per transaction! "

I asked the powers that be and any money earned from the original £10m also incurs the 1mm loss.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m 5’6” with a below average penis. I can’t afford to lose a mm anywhere.

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"I’m 5’6” with a below average penis. I can’t afford to lose a mm anywhere."

Do you have exceptionally long toes that could do with a trim?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m 5’6” with a below average penis. I can’t afford to lose a mm anywhere.

Do you have exceptionally long toes that could do with a trim?"

I have long arse hair.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
2 days ago

Laleham

My waistline, nose and ears could do with a little reduction so send.me the 10k

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

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By *enk15 OP Man
2 days ago

Evesham

"My waistline, nose and ears could do with a little reduction so send.me the 10k"

10k? You’re short changing yourself

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By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

Psshhhh shrink away I'm gonna be like Hugh hefner

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 days ago

Carlisle usually

In.

2 bits of real estate and other than those I'm a frugal bitch.

Plus I can always pay for surgery if any bits do get too small 💜

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By *ucka39Man
2 days ago

Newcastle

Exchange onto vouchers 🤣😂

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By *ete vfrMan
2 days ago

Leeds

if it were from my developing beer gut Im in.

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By *imDogMan
2 days ago

Swords

What if you get someone else to purchase what you want for you

or is their no loophole?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 days ago

Reading

Does it include organs? Cos that could get deadly fast

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 days ago

The Big Smoke

I’m teeny tiny anyway. Wouldn’t matter if I became even smaller. I’m in

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

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So hypothetically if you just ate pies and jaffa cakes to offset the deficit you'd come out on top overall?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

little house on the praire

1mm is a lot, hardly noticeable, im in.

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By *sWyldWoman
2 days ago

Edinburgh

Oh absolutely yes . I want lots of my body to be smaller

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline

In. Shrinkflation is true and I need a comfortable retirement 🤓

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