FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Midget on here ?

Jump to newest
 

By *ave mcguiness OP   Man
2 days ago

Swadlincote

Right so iv had this thing for the past few years that i really want to have some fun with a midget but finding an sorting this out i think would be more headache then its worth any storys please tell ha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *es not the MessiahMan
2 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ave mcguiness OP   Man
2 days ago

Swadlincote

I meen heck yeh im in need of a small woman i think for sure ha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

What's the attraction of an unusually short woman ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ave mcguiness OP   Man
2 days ago

Swadlincote

I think its maybe the petitness if thats how u spell it but being petite just does somthink for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle


"I think its maybe the petitness if thats how u spell it but being petite just does somthink for me"

It's the 'something' that would tell you why.

I know many hispanics and chinese are short in stature.

Did you want a short woman or a woman with dwarfism ?

Is it the features of a dwarf that you like ?

Or do you want as short as possile without dwarfism ?

There is a woman in India ( I watched the documentary two weeks ago ) she has a different condition to dwarfism 'anachona..... something or other. She is only 2 feet tall but a fully grown woman. Very brittle though ..... needs carrying a lot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...


"What's the attraction of an unusually short woman ?"

Better than a sky remote?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *yrman57Man
2 days ago

Ayr

Could be wrong in 'so many levels' but I'd love to find out !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nthony50069Man
2 days ago

Greater Manchester


"I think its maybe the petitness if thats how u spell it but being petite just does somthink for me

It's the 'something' that would tell you why.

I know many hispanics and chinese are short in stature.

Did you want a short woman or a woman with dwarfism ?

Is it the features of a dwarf that you like ?

Or do you want as short as possile without dwarfism ?

There is a woman in India ( I watched the documentary two weeks ago ) she has a different condition to dwarfism 'anachona..... something or other. She is only 2 feet tall but a fully grown woman. Very brittle though ..... needs carrying a lot.

"

Sure, it will be full carrying your run for a little bit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illbishMan
2 days ago

bristol


"What's the attraction of an unusually short woman ?

Better than a sky remote? "

Ha haaaa!!!! What a reply!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

2 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What's the attraction of an unusually short woman ?

Better than a sky remote? "

Thanks. I know have coffee all over the bed. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

I suppose some may think that if they find a really petite woman with small hands, they could take a great photo of them holding their dick.

A bit like using one of those small red bull cans but then photoshopping the '473ml' over the '250ml' size label....🤷‍♂️😇😂😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oonbath89Man
2 days ago

radstock

One word ……Benidorm

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds


"One word ……Benidorm "

Please can you elaborate ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ete vfrMan
2 days ago

Leeds

Not for me I prefer a full grown woman as there is lots more to have fun with.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nfatuated duoCouple
2 days ago

Hucknall


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy "

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ony2269Man
2 days ago

Radcliffe


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy? "

😂🤣 this cracked me up!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
2 days ago

North Wessex Downs Ares

Probably best start by using a description other than 'midget'......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair


"Not for me I prefer a full grown woman as there is lots more to have fun with."

A diminutive woman is also a grown woman.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath

Iv always wanted to play with one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uvs2watchherCouple
2 days ago

newcastle

my husbands cheat bitch i admit she was cute a model ffs who am i kidding. was 5.1 ?12 the extra half was really important to her?? actually thinking backck 25 years i cant blame him, if i was a man yep definately xxxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r. MacMan
2 days ago

Bexleyheath


"my husbands cheat bitch i admit she was cute a model ffs who am i kidding. was 5.1 ?12 the extra half was really important to her?? actually thinking backck 25 years i cant blame him, if i was a man yep definately xxxxx"

Sorry to hear that 🤣🤣 fair play to you lol fun fact they are only classed as a dwarf/midget if they are below 5ft

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Peter Dinklage is absolutely raging right now.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

little house on the praire

There used to be a woman from derby who was part of a couple who was 4ft 8. Think her husband was something like 5ft 3

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ubcuckpupMan
2 days ago

Manchester

I used to adore the little lady in that tv series harlots

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy "

Well which of the seven dwarves was she?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy? "

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlebirdWoman
2 days ago

The Big Smoke

I’m only 4’11 OP and have regularly dated guys over 6’5

Teeny tiny women can be pocket rockets 😘

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline


"I’m only 4’11 OP and have regularly dated guys over 6’5

Teeny tiny women can be pocket rockets 😘"

I love a pocket rocket 🔥🤓

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄"

Get with it Joe!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄

Get with it Joe!! "

I know, I'm slacking on the forum front recently 🫠

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄

Get with it Joe!!

I know, I'm slacking on the forum front recently 🫠"

It's shocking.. if you're not careful your forum access will be revoked for 'untimeliness'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *KTim61Man
2 days ago

Tipton

Are you allowed to say the Word " Midget " ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄

Get with it Joe!!

I know, I'm slacking on the forum front recently 🫠

It's shocking.. if you're not careful your forum access will be revoked for 'untimeliness' "

Well don't manifest it! 😳😳

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

Psst, everyone, JoeBeans is an 'untimeliness walla'.

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

Pass it on.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 hours ago

Crumpet Castle


"Are you allowed to say the Word " Midget " ? "

If you are referring to small flies and MG cars yes......

If you are referring to people ......NO ...... the dwarves don't like it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 hours ago

Crumpet Castle

P.S. as dwarfism is a medical condition they are only dwarfs if they have dwarfism otherwise....... little people or people of small stature ...... ( ffs )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *midnight-Woman
8 hours ago

...


"An ex was only 4'11" I'm 6'3

Does that count?

I used to stand behind her and rest my chin on her head. She wasn't happy

Which one was she then? Grumpy?

Fuck! Late on the joke by only 11 hours 🙄

Get with it Joe!!

I know, I'm slacking on the forum front recently 🫠

It's shocking.. if you're not careful your forum access will be revoked for 'untimeliness'

Well don't manifest it! 😳😳"

As if.. you're the forum poster boy!! 🥰🥰🤩🤩

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top