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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

Embarrassing moment?

Mine was today. I found myself daydreaming at a beautiful woman in town earlier today (

) and was shocked when she come over and asked why I was staring at her boyfriend. Mostly because I hadn't even noticed anyone was with her!

I wanted to say actually, I was checking you out and be all super smooth.

Instead, I muttered that I was looking at the shop behind him.. because apparently key cutters' shop windows are super enticing.. 🤦‍♀️😂

Let's hear them.

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By *hatgingerguyMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester

Yesterday at work. I poured coffee down my top. I had to own it all day

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By *vaRoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Sent the wrong photo to someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Sent the wrong photo to someone

Ahh that's what happened to the picture you promised..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Yesterday at work. I poured coffee down my top. I had to own it all day"

Top tip: switch your white shirts for latte coloured ones

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Proof reading my notes at work before saving and realising my mind had drifted to something I had read earlier on as i typed that was not work related nor sfw 🫣😂

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By *hatgingerguyMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester

"Yesterday at work. I poured coffee down my top. I had to own it all day

Top tip: switch your white shirts for latte coloured ones

And brown ones for the gravy on chippy Friday. Excellent tip

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By *itgingermanMan
47 weeks ago

Rotherham

At gym

Using a testosterone gel to keep the energy up, ran out of it so asked my supplier for more, didn’t have any left, he said use Callis so he sent me some

Took one before entering gym, gym was full, it worked heart rate up and smashing weights, he didn’t inform me that callis has Viagra in.

Trying to hide an hard on was a challenge, was getting a few looks from all sides

Time to swiftly leave 😬🤣 lasted hours too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Proof reading my notes at work before saving and realising my mind had drifted to something I had read earlier on as i typed that was not work related nor sfw 🫣😂"

, apologies for sending it in work hours

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By *vaRoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Sent the wrong photo to someone

Ahh that's what happened to the picture you promised..

Hahahaha I’ll get right on it!

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
47 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

At a gathering on Monday, I admitted…

Up until recently, i always thought that Sheep & Lambs were two separate animals

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Proof reading my notes at work before saving and realising my mind had drifted to something I had read earlier on as i typed that was not work related nor sfw 🫣😂

, apologies for sending it in work hours

I told you best behaviour between 9-5 😂

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By *olo180Man
47 weeks ago

Greater London

Probably queuing in the post office to send a parcel. Finally got to the counter and a young girl serving. Big queue of people behind me. I opened my wallet to get my bank card out and somehow a condom I had in there flipped out, shot in the air, then landed right in front of her. She nearly spat her teeth out in embarrassment as I sheepishly made my apologies and collected it from in front of her. Then had to painfully finish the transaction. Few sniggers from behind too!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
47 weeks ago

Round the bend

"At a gathering on Monday, I admitted…

Up until recently, i always thought that Sheep & Lambs were two separate animals "

Not just me then!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
47 weeks ago

Bedford

"At a gathering on Monday, I admitted…

Up until recently, i always thought that Sheep & Lambs were two separate animals

Not just me then!!!"

That's baaaaaaaaad. 😆 🤣

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By *olo180Man
47 weeks ago

Greater London

"At a gathering on Monday, I admitted…

Up until recently, i always thought that Sheep & Lambs were two separate animals "

They’ve been pulling the wool over your eyes 👀

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Being recognised from here by regulars in the pub I work in!

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By *hunky GentMan
47 weeks ago

Bedford

"Being recognised from here by regulars in the pub I work in!

Oh crikey.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
47 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"At gym

Using a testosterone gel to keep the energy up, ran out of it so asked my supplier for more, didn’t have any left, he said use Callis so he sent me some

Took one before entering gym, gym was full, it worked heart rate up and smashing weights, he didn’t inform me that callis has Viagra in.

Trying to hide an hard on was a challenge, was getting a few looks from all sides

Time to swiftly leave 😬🤣 lasted hours too"

lol! I could have used that. oh well

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By *itgingermanMan
47 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Being recognised from here by regulars in the pub I work in!

Oops or in the back of the mind ‘you know you want me’

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By *itgingermanMan
47 weeks ago

Rotherham

"At gym

Using a testosterone gel to keep the energy up, ran out of it so asked my supplier for more, didn’t have any left, he said use Callis so he sent me some

Took one before entering gym, gym was full, it worked heart rate up and smashing weights, he didn’t inform me that callis has Viagra in.

Trying to hide an hard on was a challenge, was getting a few looks from all sides

Time to swiftly leave 😬🤣 lasted hours too

lol! I could have used that. oh well"

Let me know when next at gym 🤣😱 might get barred

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By *hunky GentMan
47 weeks ago

Bedford

"At gym

Using a testosterone gel to keep the energy up, ran out of it so asked my supplier for more, didn’t have any left, he said use Callis so he sent me some

Took one before entering gym, gym was full, it worked heart rate up and smashing weights, he didn’t inform me that callis has Viagra in.

Trying to hide an hard on was a challenge, was getting a few looks from all sides

Time to swiftly leave 😬🤣 lasted hours too

lol! I could have used that. oh well"

Naughty. 😆

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Well, attempting to push my mum in a wheelchair on Monday was a bit embarrassing. I nearly demolished the Hospital we were visiting. Make doors a bit wider ffs!

And I was a right sweaty mess by the time we got to the department she needed to be seen at. Perimenopause can feck right off.

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

London

I had a big job interview today, had a wash, got ready, in my new custom made 3 piece suit for the first time, dressed up in uncomfortable shoes that look good, left on time got to the station, sitting waiting for the train something in the back of my mind, something's missing.

I forgot my glasses! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Had to do the interview without it. I just hope I went into the right building and talked to the right people 🤷🏽‍♂️ feck a doodle do.

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