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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Continuining Playfullsam's idea as last one got too big and it was a belter of a thread!

I'll start;

Rich man forces himself upon the sleeping resident cleaner of a small mining commune

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By *n the cloudsMan
1 week ago

warlingham

Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

Bloke in a suit with big specs, prevents people making phone calls when putting his skiddies over his tights

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap "

Spartacus.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Bloke in a suit with big specs, prevents people making phone calls when putting his skiddies over his tights "

Superman.

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

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A woman decides a goat makes far better family.

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By *n the cloudsMan
1 week ago

warlingham

Two for two 555 😎

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By *onjon123Man
1 week ago

Merthyr Tydfil

How about

Some kids go to camp big strong silent type tries to kill them

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By *ovetolick78Man
1 week ago

Bagend

Rich kid loves showing off his cool toys to annoy bullies

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London

Big geezer is concerned with finite natural resources so goes looking for shiny stones.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Rich kid loves showing off his cool toys to annoy bullies"

Batman.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"How about

Some kids go to camp big strong silent type tries to kill them "

Friday the 13th.

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By *ovetolick78Man
1 week ago

Bagend


"Rich kid loves showing off his cool toys to annoy bullies

Batman.

"

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️

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By *onjon123Man
1 week ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"How about

Some kids go to camp big strong silent type tries to kill them

Friday the 13th.

"

Yeah

On fire today 555

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By *onjon123Man
1 week ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle


"Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge"

Jesus of Nazareth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

No one has done the O.P. yet...... and I'm not getting it either.

All innuendos intentional

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge

Jesus of Nazareth"

...or is it 'the Crow'? 🐦‍⬛

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

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"Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge"

The Crow and above from SG there's also Avengers, Infinity War. Probably should be a dash. No, maybe more Avengers: Infinity War.

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By *onjoliveMan
1 week ago

bournemouth

Group of guys go canoeing in Georgia, with hindsight wish they hadn’t .

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By *onjon123Man
1 week ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge

The Crow and above from SG there's also Avengers, Infinity War. Probably should be a dash. No, maybe more Avengers: Infinity War."

Yeah, its the crow

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Group of guys go canoeing in Georgia, with hindsight wish they hadn’t . "

🪕 do they duel some banjo too?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"No one has done the O.P. yet...... and I'm not getting it either.

All innuendos intentional"

yeah, this and one or two of the other unanswered ones from the first thread are cooking me!!

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Rich man forces himself upon the sleeping resident cleaner of a small mining commune"

I deliberately made it difficult.. a clue - its animated and old

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Rich man forces himself upon the sleeping resident cleaner of a small mining commune

I deliberately made it difficult.. a clue - its animated and old"

Snow white

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Rich man forces himself upon the sleeping resident cleaner of a small mining commune

I deliberately made it difficult.. a clue - its animated and old

Snow white "

Bingo!

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Phew

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Fella with poor vehicular control (crashes cars, sinks a boat, crashes helicopter), has rookie wanking numbers and snorts from h○○kers asses, but makes a little money along the way.

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Fella with poor vehicular control (crashes cars, sinks a boat, crashes helicopter), has rookie wanking numbers and snorts from h○○kers asses, but makes a little money along the way."

Wolf of wall st

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Guy gets killed, wakes up, follows a bird and gets revenge

The Crow and above from SG there's also Avengers, Infinity War. Probably should be a dash. No, maybe more Avengers: Infinity War."

👍

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By *wakenings84Man
1 week ago

Widnes


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap "

Gladiator

Here's one

Something falls from the sky into the ocean, finds refuge in a scrapyard & befriends a child, Military come and it declares itself a hero before lighting up the sky.... and ends up in a cold place. actor from a 10 film car series provided the voice

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap

Gladiator

Here's one

Something falls from the sky into the ocean, finds refuge in a scrapyard & befriends a child, Military come and it declares itself a hero before lighting up the sky.... and ends up in a cold place. actor from a 10 film car series provided the voice"

The Iron Giant? Xx

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap

Gladiator

Here's one

Something falls from the sky into the ocean, finds refuge in a scrapyard & befriends a child, Military come and it declares itself a hero before lighting up the sky.... and ends up in a cold place. "

This makes me think Transformers


" actor from a 10 film car series provided the voice"

This is throwing me off though 🤔

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"The Iron Giant? Xx "

Ahhh, nice!

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By *wakenings84Man
1 week ago

Widnes


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap

Gladiator

Here's one

Something falls from the sky into the ocean, finds refuge in a scrapyard & befriends a child, Military come and it declares itself a hero before lighting up the sky.... and ends up in a cold place. actor from a 10 film car series provided the voice

The Iron Giant? Xx "

Absolutely correct! was hoping someone would get the reference as it declares "Superman" before it collides with the missle!


"Guy in Ancient Rome who loves a scrap

Gladiator

Here's one

Something falls from the sky into the ocean, finds refuge in a scrapyard & befriends a child, Military come and it declares itself a hero before lighting up the sky.... and ends up in a cold place.

This makes me think Transformers

actor from a 10 film car series provided the voice

This is throwing me off though 🤔"

Vin Diesel provided the voice for the Iron Giant!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Fella with poor vehicular control (crashes cars, sinks a boat, crashes helicopter), has rookie wanking numbers and snorts from h○○kers asses, but makes a little money along the way.

Wolf of wall st"

👌

...was too easy wasn't it!

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Fella with poor vehicular control (crashes cars, sinks a boat, crashes helicopter), has rookie wanking numbers and snorts from h○○kers asses, but makes a little money along the way.

Wolf of wall st

👌

...was too easy wasn't it!"

That beautiful Lamborghini 😍 🤩

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By *aveyP800Man
1 week ago

Derby

Lunatic hands over business to family committing disability benefit fraud

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde

A robot kills others of his kind without realising it.

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By *wakenings84Man
1 week ago

Widnes


"Lunatic hands over business to family committing disability benefit fraud"

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A cryptic one, but if you've seen it you'll know it

Police officer loose his partner to a marvel type villain, calls a rotweiller a dickhead and flashes his badge, has a partner that rhymes with Gherkin, and a psychic link with the villain, floods and rats in London Subway, also a satc actress was in this

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde


"Police officer loose his partner to a marvel type villain, calls a rotweiller a dickhead and flashes his badge, has a partner that rhymes with Gherkin, and a psychic link with the villain, floods and rats in London Subway, also a satc actress was in this "

And the lead actor looks uncannily like a pint of Guinness...

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London

Mental monkeys lead to calendar mayhem.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde

A crap inventor finds out that giving a pet for Christmas is a shit thing to do.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales


"A crap inventor finds out that giving a pet for Christmas is a shit thing to do."

Gremlins xx

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By *ony2269Man
1 week ago

Radcliffe

Group of school girls get jobs to help pay for their cheerleading captain to go on a trip to the big city for a try out.

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By *9alMan
1 week ago

Bridgend

visitor to US beach resort finds natives unfriendly & critical of their eating habits

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By *wakenings84Man
1 week ago

Widnes


"Police officer loose his partner to a marvel type villain, calls a rotweiller a dickhead and flashes his badge, has a partner that rhymes with Gherkin, and a psychic link with the villain, floods and rats in London Subway, also a satc actress was in this

And the lead actor looks uncannily like a pint of Guinness..."

Yep! It's a fun movie though

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde

I'll add this to the equation.

40 years ago - before the internet - it was popular for newspaper columnists to try and be the coolest guy in town. They would hear vague, fragmented things from American pop-culture, and present them as though they actually experienced it. Often, they were completely wrong, but with the points scored, people quickly forgot about it.

Back then, films took up to 6 months to finally find their way to the UK, with the noise and excitement about a really popular one building the anticipation until it finally made it over here. This was meat and drink to trendy hacks, who wanted to mention something really popular before others, even though they had no idea what they were talking about, gleaned from scraps they managed to hear somewhere.

The above waffle sets up the words from a "trendy" Daily Mirror columnist, who tried to score points by dumping over a mega-hit in the US. Read on...

"Don't bother getting excited about Ghostbusters - it's just a load of rubbish about a woman with a ghost in her fridge".

More than just a badly explained movie plot, it's a perfect example of the "bind men and the Elephant" parable.

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

Hefty simian falls in love with a woman then throws a tantrum

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

One guy goes to the desert to do something takes his legal advising mate along but gets distracted by a lot of illicit substances

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
1 week ago

Thirsk

Very recently deceased controversial wrestler babysits kids in a hideous career move.

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Hefty simian falls in love with a woman then throws a tantrum"

King Kong

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"One guy goes to the desert to do something takes his legal advising mate along but gets distracted by a lot of illicit substances "

Fear and loathing

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By *nfatuated duoCouple
1 week ago

Hucknall

No one listens to the woman and everybody else dies...

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Very recently deceased controversial wrestler babysits kids in a hideous career move.

"

Mr.Nanny

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

Both right plumber 👍

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull


"No one listens to the woman and everybody else dies..."

Aliens

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

Foreigner get one of the highest accolades in feudal Japan.

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

Some great action scenes and banter but one of the worst accents from a Hollywood A lister.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading


"Big geezer is concerned with finite natural resources so goes looking for shiny stones.

"

Iron giant

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Eccentric gym owner gets fat and depressed after a pirate and his mates throw a ball at him

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull


"Eccentric gym owner gets fat and depressed after a pirate and his mates throw a ball at him"

Dodge, duck, dive and dodge.

Dodgeball of course

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh


"Eccentric gym owner gets fat and depressed after a pirate and his mates throw a ball at him

Dodge, duck, dive and dodge.

Dodgeball of course "

My man! Although theres 5 rules, you forgot dip!

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull


"Eccentric gym owner gets fat and depressed after a pirate and his mates throw a ball at him

Dodge, duck, dive and dodge.

Dodgeball of course

My man! Although theres 5 rules, you forgot dip! "

Bugger lol

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

Plant loving single guy gets dragged into something he wanted nothing to do with by an apprentice he felt sorry for

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By *arkDesires81Man
1 week ago

Fabworld

"A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


""A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

"

Dr No.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Eccentric gym owner gets fat and depressed after a pirate and his mates throw a ball at him

Dodge, duck, dive and dodge.

Dodgeball of course

My man! Although theres 5 rules, you forgot dip!

Bugger lol"

Dodge a wrench, Dodge a ball.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


"Big geezer is concerned with finite natural resources so goes looking for shiny stones.

Iron giant"

Meli already got it. Infinity War.

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By *arkDesires81Man
1 week ago

Fabworld


""A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

Dr No.

"

Bond fan sir? Me too Correct but you could apply this to most Bond movies

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


""A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

Dr No.

Bond fan sir? Me too Correct but you could apply this to most Bond movies "

But it's the only one with Sylvia Trench.

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By *arkDesires81Man
1 week ago

Fabworld


""A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

Dr No.

Bond fan sir? Me too Correct but you could apply this to most Bond movies

But it's the only one with Sylvia Trench.

"

Not quite, she is also in From Russia With Love at the start

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By *layfullsamMan
1 week ago

Solihull


"Continuining Playfullsam's idea as last one got too big and it was a belter of a thread!

I'll start;

Rich man forces himself upon the sleeping resident cleaner of a small mining commune"

Thank you kind sir

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By *layfullsamMan
1 week ago

Solihull

Man with blue face wearing a skirt is fighting for his freedom

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over

Not quite 40 to climb

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By *ickafterdarkMan
1 week ago

London

Unbeknown celebrity rejects own stardom in the pursuit of an affair

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Foreigner get one of the highest accolades in feudal Japan."

the last Samurai

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By *layfullsamMan
1 week ago

Solihull


"Not quite 40 to climb"

Mr hannay 39 steps great films and play

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull


"Foreigner get one of the highest accolades in feudal Japan.

the last Samurai "

👍

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull


"Man with blue face wearing a skirt is fighting for his freedom"

Braveheart

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By *entlemanJay39Man
1 week ago

Northampton

A corporation wants to own a computer game. A geek tries to stop them and has his family murdered.

He then takes down the corp. And owns the game.

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over


"Not quite 40 to climb

Mr hannay 39 steps great films and play"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London


""A dark-haired bow-tied man, measured in movement and fond of a cigarette, is playing a game watched by an audience amazed at his skill. He is then interrupted with a message and in due course will leave to meet his boss."

Dr No.

Bond fan sir? Me too Correct but you could apply this to most Bond movies

But it's the only one with Sylvia Trench.

Not quite, she is also in From Russia With Love at the start "

I did not know that. I haven't seen that one since I was a kid and I remember not enjoying it too much.

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By *wakenings84Man
7 days ago

Widnes


"

Police officer loose his partner to a marvel type villain, calls a rotweiller a dickhead and flashes his badge, has a partner that rhymes with Gherkin, and a psychic link with the villain, floods and rats in London Subway, also a satc actress was in this "

Going to reply to this as I think it stumped everyone..... The film is Split Second with Rutger Hauer & the satc actress is Kim Cattrall

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
6 days ago

all over


"How about

Some kids go to camp big strong silent type tries to kill them

Friday the 13th.

Yeah

On fire today 555"

Friday the 13th part 2 to be precise, Mrs Vorhees(Jason’s mother) was the killer in the first movie, a young Kevin Bacon being one of her victims, sorry for being pedantic

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 days ago

Willenhall


"A corporation wants to own a computer game. A geek tries to stop them and has his family murdered.

He then takes down the corp. And owns the game."

Ready Player One?

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By *ananabrumMan
6 days ago

castle bromwich

Warrior monk breaks vows of celabacy and maries, in secret and gets his wife pregnant. His religious order prevents him from accessing vital medical knowledge that will save her life. A local politician offerers him a position in the givernment with unrestricted access to medical knowledge. He accepts and murders one of his teachers and destroys the order that raised him only for his wife to die

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
6 days ago

Cheshire

Beatles fan breaks into a prison with the only person to break out.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 days ago

Willenhall


"Beatles fan breaks into a prison with the only person to break out. "

The Rock.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 days ago

Willenhall

Kid ends up regretting what he wished for.

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
6 days ago

Thirsk


"Kid ends up regretting what he wished for."

Big

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 days ago

Willenhall


"Kid ends up regretting what he wished for.

Big"

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Aquatic lassie chases bad guys

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Always hungry talking dog solves supernatural mystery’s with friends

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By *2000ManMan
6 days ago

Worthing

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull


"[Removed by poster at 26/07/25 17:36:57]"

Alien

Dam you deleted lol

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Always hungry talking dog solves supernatural mystery’s with friends"

Scooby doo.

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull


"Always hungry talking dog solves supernatural mystery’s with friends

Scooby doo. "

Boom

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By *ezza50Man
6 days ago

Peterborough

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By *ezza50Man
6 days ago

Peterborough

2 brothers grow up in the 60's

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By *otsossieMan
6 days ago

Chesterfield

Tall military policeman played by a short actor goes around punching people because of reasons

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By *otsossieMan
6 days ago

Chesterfield


"Aquatic lassie chases bad guys"

Flipper

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By *udding RoseWoman
6 days ago

Somewhere out there


"visitor to US beach resort finds natives unfriendly & critical of their eating habits "

The terror of St Trinian's!!?

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
6 days ago

all over


"Tall military policeman played by a short actor goes around punching people because of reasons"

Jack reacher played by Tom Cruise

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By *udding RoseWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere out there


"visitor to US beach resort finds natives unfriendly & critical of their eating habits

The terror of St Trinian's!!?"

Ah flip, it was the one above that I should have quoted, thought I had ffs! 🙄

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
5 days ago

Louth

Misjudged fish who is just hungry

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Misjudged fish who is just hungry "

Jaws 🦈

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Really clever cleaner impresses with some graffiti and asks a stranger what they think of his Granny Smiths.

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By *ornyguyMan
5 days ago

Hillsborough, NI


"Really clever cleaner impresses with some graffiti and asks a stranger what they think of his Granny Smiths."

good will hunting?

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
5 days ago

Louth


"Really clever cleaner impresses with some graffiti and asks a stranger what they think of his Granny Smiths.

good will hunting?"

What do you think of them apples

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By *round_the_FurMan
5 days ago

Magherafelt

A recluse with dangerous fingering skills pleases suburban housewives

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
5 days ago

Louth

Edward scissors hands

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By *round_the_FurMan
5 days ago

Magherafelt

You got it

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Really clever cleaner impresses with some graffiti and asks a stranger what they think of his Granny Smiths.

good will hunting?

What do you think of them apples"

...both know your classics!

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

Bit like robin hood but a woman

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Bit like robin hood but a woman"

Brave

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By *es not the MessiahMan
5 days ago

3rd rock from the sun

Couple get a dog that ends up dying

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham


"Bit like robin hood but a woman

Brave"

Nope clearly even more badly explained than I thought lol

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
5 days ago

Louth


"Bit like robin hood but a woman"

Hunger games

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 days ago

Tonypandy.


"Couple get a dog that ends up dying "

Marley and me

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

A pilot gets shot down after seeing something naughty.

Then goes walkabout to avoid the baddies.

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham


"Bit like robin hood but a woman

Hunger games"

That's the one 👍

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By *liceDarkTV/TS
5 days ago

Worksop

Two middle aged blokes go on holiday with their girlfriends. One bloke is a peado who spends his time obsessing over a teenage schoolgirl.

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By *agic.MMan
5 days ago

Orpington


"A pilot gets shot down after seeing something naughty.

Then goes walkabout to avoid the baddies. "

Behind enemy lines

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A pilot gets shot down after seeing something naughty.

Then goes walkabout to avoid the baddies.

Behind enemy lines"

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By *agic.MMan
5 days ago

Orpington

Cheating upper class wife has an affair with artist on a boat, while everyone else does the ice bucket challenge

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Bureaucrat gets innocent people killed on a holiday weekend.

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Cheating upper class wife has an affair with artist on a boat, while everyone else does the ice bucket challenge "

Titanic

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By *arkDesires81Man
5 days ago

Fabworld


"2 brothers grow up in the 60's"

The Krays?

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By *arkDesires81Man
5 days ago

Fabworld

Trainee police do silly things

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"Trainee police do silly things"

Sounds like a bbc documentary

Police academy

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By *arkDesires81Man
5 days ago

Fabworld


"Trainee police do silly things

Sounds like a bbc documentary

Police academy "

Correct on both

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By *arkDesires81Man
5 days ago

Fabworld

Wealthy person does lots of drugs. The end.

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By *obajxMan
5 days ago

Cheshire

Miserable father, whose job is a ship's captain, even though his country is landlocked, refuses to work and takes his children on a long walk

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Miserable father, whose job is a ship's captain, even though his country is landlocked, refuses to work and takes his children on a long walk"
lol

The sound of music 🎶

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 days ago

Ryde

The IRA bird has a cock.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"The IRA bird has a cock."

The Crying Game

***

A few years after a man's wife and unborn children were killed by a serial killer, he has to team up with a mentally ill stranger to go searching when his one remaining child, his disabled son, is kidnªpped. They endure many challenges along the way avoiding a psychotic attacker, cannibals and other dangers, before finally discovering his son, whose captor had kept him locked up at a dentists of all places!

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man
2 days ago

Edinburgh


"The IRA bird has a cock.

The Crying Game

***

A few years after a man's wife and unborn children were killed by a serial killer, he has to team up with a mentally ill stranger to go searching when his one remaining child, his disabled son, is kidnªpped. They endure many challenges along the way avoiding a psychotic attacker, cannibals and other dangers, before finally discovering his son, whose captor had kept him locked up at a dentists of all places!"

Finding Nemo

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

A middle aged tranny just wants to see his kids. ?

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A middle aged tranny just wants to see his kids. ?"

One of the best films ever.

Mrs Doubtfire

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️"

Only watched again last weekend

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By *onjoliveMan
2 days ago

bournemouth

Easygoing lass shacks up with seven strangers before passing out only to be woken up with some strangers tongue down her throat.

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 days ago

Mansfield

You mean the adult version???🤣🤣

Snow White.

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By *onjoliveMan
2 days ago

bournemouth


"You mean the adult version???🤣🤣

Snow White. "

Spot on…🤣🤣🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"The IRA bird has a cock.

The Crying Game

***

A few years after a man's wife and unborn children were killed by a serial killer, he has to team up with a mentally ill stranger to go searching when his one remaining child, his disabled son, is kidnªpped. They endure many challenges along the way avoiding a psychotic attacker, cannibals and other dangers, before finally discovering his son, whose captor had kept him locked up at a dentists of all places!

Finding Nemo"

yes!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton

A child was found by an old pervy man who makes people sit on his knee.

He was taken to a magical snowy land and brought up as one of there own.

As he got older he realised he was different and was told were he originally came from.

He then left the magical land and got a away from the creepy old man and his sack and went to find his real dad.

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By *iddlesticksMan
2 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A child was found by an old pervy man who makes people sit on his knee.

He was taken to a magical snowy land and brought up as one of there own.

As he got older he realised he was different and was told were he originally came from.

He then left the magical land and got a away from the creepy old man and his sack and went to find his real dad.

"

Elf what a movie.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"A child was found by an old pervy man who makes people sit on his knee.

He was taken to a magical snowy land and brought up as one of there own.

As he got older he realised he was different and was told were he originally came from.

He then left the magical land and got a away from the creepy old man and his sack and went to find his real dad.

Elf what a movie. "

Absolutely 😘

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
2 days ago

Wakefield

An alien dressed in ladies underwear befriends a lost couple

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Mad scientist resurrects corpse of suicide victim and replaces her brain with that of a baby. She becomes a nymphoniac and runs off travelling the world having lots of sex. Her ex imprisons her but she escapes and is ruinited with the man scientist who replaces her exes brain with that gonna goat.

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By *layfullsamMan
1 day ago

Solihull


"Mad scientist resurrects corpse of suicide victim and replaces her brain with that of a baby. She becomes a nymphoniac and runs off travelling the world having lots of sex. Her ex imprisons her but she escapes and is ruinited with the man scientist who replaces her exes brain with that gonna goat. "

Poor things ?

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By *onjoliveMan
15 hours ago

bournemouth

Two ramblers get separated whilst trying to return lost property. Get saved by giant eagles after ending up in a volcano…which makes you wonder why they didn’t use them in the bloomin first place….

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By *hickthighs25Woman
15 hours ago

Stockton

Theres a man whos like the the assistant manager and his managers son gets jealous and murders his wife and son.

He then goes for revenge and becomes a good fighter in a big sort of wrestling ring although he doesnt wrestle he fights with lots of people watching.

In the end he manages to kill his bosses son even though hes injured but he also dies at the same time.

Its all a bit sad really.

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By *onjoliveMan
15 hours ago

bournemouth

[Removed by poster at 31/07/25 20:43:24]

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By *onjoliveMan
15 hours ago

bournemouth


"Theres a man whos like the the assistant manager and his managers son gets jealous and murders his wife and son.

He then goes for revenge and becomes a good fighter in a big sort of wrestling ring although he doesnt wrestle he fights with lots of people watching.

In the end he manages to kill his bosses son even though hes injured but he also dies at the same time.

Its all a bit sad really.

"

Gladiator…..

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By *NormalMan01Man
15 hours ago

Harrogate

There’s a man, he has super powers…

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By *estructionDollyWoman
15 hours ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Mad scientist resurrects corpse of suicide victim and replaces her brain with that of a baby. She becomes a nymphoniac and runs off travelling the world having lots of sex. Her ex imprisons her but she escapes and is ruinited with the man scientist who replaces her exes brain with that gonna goat.

Poor things ?"

Forgot about this thread 😂 yes, correct!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
15 hours ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Two ramblers get separated whilst trying to return lost property. Get saved by giant eagles after ending up in a volcano…which makes you wonder why they didn’t use them in the bloomin first place…."

Return of the King? 😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
15 hours ago

Stockton


"Theres a man whos like the the assistant manager and his managers son gets jealous and murders his wife and son.

He then goes for revenge and becomes a good fighter in a big sort of wrestling ring although he doesnt wrestle he fights with lots of people watching.

In the end he manages to kill his bosses son even though hes injured but he also dies at the same time.

Its all a bit sad really.

Gladiator….."

Yep 🤭

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By *hunky GentMan
15 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford

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By *eckard25Man
15 hours ago

North West Durham

Little guy gets left behind by his parents, moves in with a family where he gets d*unk, and nearly dies before going on a moonlit bikeride

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By *hunky GentMan
15 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

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By *hunky GentMan
15 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Little guy gets left behind by his parents, moves in with a family where he gets d*unk, and nearly dies before going on a moonlit bikeride"

ET

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after. "

Taken

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By *eckard25Man
14 hours ago

North West Durham


"Little guy gets left behind by his parents, moves in with a family where he gets d*unk, and nearly dies before going on a moonlit bikeride

ET"

Yep

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By *hunky GentMan
14 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

Taken "

Yip.

And your prize is.....

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

Taken

Yip.

And your prize is..... "

You will find me.. and you will kill me ?

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By *hunky GentMan
14 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

Taken

Yip.

And your prize is.....

You will find me.. and you will FUCK me ? "

how did you guess?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

Taken

Yip.

And your prize is.....

You will find me.. and you will FUCK me ?

how did you guess? "

Because i was in this other film were this dr tries to help a kid who sees dead people and ive got what he has.

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By *lan157Man
14 hours ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

63 year old man,5 foot seven tall puts on rubber face mask and every one thinks he is taller,broader and 10 years younger .( Where do I buy one )

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By *hunky GentMan
14 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Good luck with this one.

.

A guy's daughter goes on holiday and gets mixed up with a bad guy and his mates.

Dad (using his unique set of skills) jumps to the rescue and kills the baddies and a rich bloke.

Then they fly home and live happily ever after.

Taken

Yip.

And your prize is.....

You will find me.. and you will FUCK me ?

how did you guess?

Because i was in this other film were this dr tries to help a kid who sees dead people and ive got what he has. "

You've got "a sixth Sense'. Xx

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By *onjoliveMan
5 hours ago

bournemouth


"Two ramblers get separated whilst trying to return lost property. Get saved by giant eagles after ending up in a volcano…which makes you wonder why they didn’t use them in the bloomin first place….

Return of the King? 😂 "

Yep 😁

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By *ltrMan
4 hours ago

sheffield

Ocd detective moves to a,small town ends up owning a big slobbering dog then falls in love with the local vet

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By *layfullsamMan
4 hours ago

Solihull


"Ocd detective moves to a,small town ends up owning a big slobbering dog then falls in love with the local vet "

Turner and hooch ?

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By *rostgiantMan
4 hours ago

Wilts

Mormon forces people to orgasm and becomes a vigilante

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By *layfullsamMan
4 hours ago

Solihull

A ‘deer’ and her friends sell sex to fund a trip to Dallas,

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By *illabongboy1971Man
4 hours ago

Penicuik

Guy gets jailed for murder, finds a kindred spirit inside, escapes decades later with the help of a poster, eventually reunites with his jail pal.

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