FabSwingers.com forum: How far could you make it?

By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You've entered a VR video game, there are levels, the number of the level dictates the number and age of the kid(s) you have to fight.

I.e

Level 1 - 1 x 1 year old

Level 2 - 2 x 2 year olds

Level 10 - 10 x 10 year olds

Level 15 - 15 x 15 year olds

What level are you making it to?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

Level 2

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Level 2"

You don't reckon you could take 3 x 3 year olds?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Level 1

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Ryde

Quickly bringing you knee up into the jaw will disable any two-year-old, so where's the challenge?

Oh, right...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Level 2

You don't reckon you could take 3 x 3 year olds?!"

Nope, have you seen how fast those little nippers move?

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m not passing the tutorial

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By *es not the MessiahMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Do we get to pick our weapon?

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Do we get to pick our weapon?"

Bare hands

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm still trying to work out how the headset goes on.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Ryde

"Do we get to pick our weapon?

Bare hands "

Nah - teeth!

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I reckon I could make it to low teens - 13 or 14. I'm more concerned with fatigue and muscle soreness as opposed to any real threat.

...I may he overthinking this... 🙃

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

"I reckon I could make it to low teens - 13 or 14. I'm more concerned with fatigue and muscle soreness as opposed to any real threat.

...I may he overthinking this... 🙃

13 x 13 years old would be a tough challenge, if all fighting at the same time

I could probably get to 5

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea

Not far at all, my kids are 28 & 18 and both claim I'm useless with the firestick remote control, so I wouldn't last 2 minutes at level 1.

Mrs

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Not far at all, my kids are 28 & 18 and both claim I'm useless with the firestick remote control, so I wouldn't last 2 minutes at level 1.

Mrs"

This is VR, no control required. Just start swinging like in real life. I'm sure you could easily maim a toddler

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
3 weeks ago

Reading

VR headsets give me headaches so I'd either fail level 1 or use the pain to complete the big boss level 😆

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"13 x 13 years old would be a tough challenge, if all fighting at the same time "

Naaaah, distract them by scattering a handful of vape pens and get to work 🤼‍♂️

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