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Pershore

So the lights flicker, the lift shudders to a stop and you're stuck between Levels 8 and 9. Who would be on your list of people NOT to be in the lift with? Mine include:-

1. Simon Cowell

2. Katie Price

3. Jeremy Kyle

4 Boris Johnson

5. Prince Andrew

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By *ete vfrMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

1 Sir Keir Starmer

2, Gary Lineker.

3. Prince Andrew.

4. Ed Miliband.

5. Vladimir Putin.

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Mine would just be my ex husband

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By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

Cannibals would probably be top of my list.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

"Cannibals would probably be top of my list."

I agree but we also need to remember that not everyone starts out intending to be a cannibal, remember the Uruguayan rugby team's experience in 1972 after Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes Mountains?

With that in mind you might start prioritising who you could survive without and which bits give is most nutrition....

Or other cannibals such as Fine Young Cannibals would be great at entertaining people in the lift, rather than chomping on them.

Mrs

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By *oodmessMan
2 weeks ago

yumsville

I don't know if it'd be fun or horrendous but:

Amy Schumer

Sam Thompson

Louie Spence

Gyles Brandreth

Nige Farage

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 weeks ago

East Sussex

Someone with uncontrollable, explosive diahorrea

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Anyone who has just eaten sprouts or a curry.

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By *hGlobbitsMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I dunno, I think I could probably make the world a marginally better place if got stuck in a lift with some of these selections...

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By *en ItaliaWoman
2 weeks ago

your lap

Donald Trump

JD Vance

Katie Hopkins

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Any other human 💜

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By *allipygousMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

"Someone with uncontrollable, explosive diahorrea "

Beat me to it! Great minds think alike or fools seldom differ? 🤔

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By *LiamMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands

Sam smith

Can't stand that c××t

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
2 weeks ago

Near Birmingham.

"So the lights flicker, the lift shudders to a stop and you're stuck between Levels 8 and 9. Who would be on your list of people NOT to be in the lift with? Mine include:-

1. Simon Cowell

2. Katie Price

3. Jeremy Kyle

4 Boris Johnson

5. Prince Andrew"

All of the above.

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