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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London

why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum

Because nobody would know you were pouting then.

Plus… what would happen to all the lip fillers?

People would be out of work and the whole economy would collapse.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?"

We can. Well I could and a full on Jimmy Edwards moustache.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Because nobody would know you were pouting then.

Plus… what would happen to all the lip fillers?

People would be out of work and the whole economy would collapse."

I'm talking goatee, not a ZZ Top rug.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London


"why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?

We can. Well I could and a full on Jimmy Edwards moustache. "

Men wouldn't like it though.

They don't mind when we steal their penis thunder.

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

I assumed this thread would be asking why can't men wear strap on pussies. And now I'm wondering

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London


"I assumed this thread would be asking why can't men wear strap on pussies. And now I'm wondering"

You already have a hole in the vicinity.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?

We can. Well I could and a full on Jimmy Edwards moustache.

Men wouldn't like it though.

They don't mind when we steal their penis thunder.

"

Wouldn't they, on dear.

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
3 weeks ago

London


"I assumed this thread would be asking why can't men wear strap on pussies. And now I'm wondering"

A strap-on pussy would need to go inwards, that's why

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London


"why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?

We can. Well I could and a full on Jimmy Edwards moustache.

Men wouldn't like it though.

They don't mind when we steal their penis thunder.

Wouldn't they, on dear. "

My long term partner strokes my face during sex, and I know he's looking for stubble.

He doesn't say anything, bless him.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

East London


"I assumed this thread would be asking why can't men wear strap on pussies. And now I'm wondering

A strap-on pussy would need to go inwards, that's why"

Like a butt hole

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"why can't we stop plucking our chin hairs and grow a beard?

We can. Well I could and a full on Jimmy Edwards moustache.

Men wouldn't like it though.

They don't mind when we steal their penis thunder.

Wouldn't they, on dear.

My long term partner strokes my face during sex, and I know he's looking for stubble.

He doesn't say anything, bless him."

Perhaps he like it

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By *hil most chillMan
3 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe


"I assumed this thread would be asking why can't men wear strap on pussies. And now I'm wondering

A strap-on pussy would need to go inwards, that's why"

Nah you could strap a fleshlight on

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"Because nobody would know you were pouting then.

Plus… what would happen to all the lip fillers?

People would be out of work and the whole economy would collapse.

I'm talking goatee, not a ZZ Top rug."

If I didn't deal with mine ZZZ top would have a run for their money 🤣

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