FabSwingers.com forum: weirdest thing youve used to turn yourself on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the weirdest thing you have ever used to turn yourself on some say sticking a finger up a guys ass while wanking is good but isnt that a bit weird? lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Not really seeing as that's where a guys g spot is. So id call them sensible rather than weird!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really seeing as that's where a guys g spot is. So id call them sensible rather than weird!! "

im gona go get a banana then and try it im on cam too lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Not really seeing as that's where a guys g spot is. So id call them sensible rather than weird!!

im gona go get a banana then and try it im on cam too lol"

Such a shame my laptop is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love taking a finger or tongue back there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

watching a cam where a woman is using a cucumber that not do it for you then? lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"watching a cam where a woman is using a cucumber that not do it for you then? lol"

No. But then as I said in another of your threads I don't watch cams.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

i'm an insertion fan (F typing) so have used various things... cucumber, deodorant can, hairbrush, wine bottle... my personal favourite so far is a pear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of what's?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"A pair of what's?

Now a pair of pears would be fun lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having fun picturing that

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

i'm thinking that might hurt...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"watching a cam where a woman is using a cucumber that not do it for you then? lol"

I'd only be impressed if she was simultaneously slicing the other end into swirly strips to top off some sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribbed massager roller.

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

So would I I'm starvin

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"watching a cam where a woman is using a cucumber that not do it for you then? lol"

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"watching a cam where a woman is using a cucumber that not do it for you then? lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm thinking that might hurt...

Especially if they were prickly pears

A pair of pricks though .....

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Not really seeing as that's where a guys g spot is. So id call them sensible rather than weird!!

im gona go get a banana then and try it im on cam too lol"

make sure you don't peel it first, can get messy if you do

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Does that count as one of your "five a day".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"carrot

.. whats your thoughts on parsnips?

theyre related to carrots.. but could be a whole different experience

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rubber glove wrapped inside a towel! Loads of lube too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rubber glove wrapped inside a towel! Loads of lube too

I think you might have that arse about face. Unless you used gallons of lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rubber glove wrapped inside a towel! Loads of lube too

I think you might have that arse about face. Unless you used gallons of lube."

Hahah nar, i had it wedged between my sofa and it was a makeshift pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw porno once where man fucked woman with a Champgne bottle and fizzed it up as fucking her then licked n sucked her pussy.. Something always wanted to try

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

well worth doing... the bubbles feel amazing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would be worried it would break but would love licking it all out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex-mrs she was weird lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Pain sometimes turns me on, so I've been known to get horny whilst epilating my legs

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

bottles are fairly sturdy... could start with a quarter bottle and then upgrade

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

My imagination which can be very weird indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the weirdest thing you have ever used to turn yourself on some say sticking a finger up a guys ass while wanking is good but isnt that a bit weird? lol"

A Teletubbies flannel.

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