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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum

Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative "

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣"

Fruity

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣"

Tongue punch her fart box

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum

Let me know if I've gone too far

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box "

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈"

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cock

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cock"

watch with fascination

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination "

Bring a bottle of wine

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Get busy with her nipples 🤭🔥🤓

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By *0ingForG0ldCouple
2 weeks ago

South Wales/ Cheltenham

Think we would steal her wine, pour it over her naked body and then lick it off together!

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By *oelDorianMan
2 weeks ago

vanaheim

Give him a nipple twist haha

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By *armite 500Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine "

Drink her wine

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By *att71Man
2 weeks ago

RWB


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine

Drink her wine "

put back in the cupboard as not a marmite fan

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum

Start a water fight with balloons

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine

Drink her wine "

Offer him one or two of our butty's

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine

Drink her wine

Offer him one or two of our butty's "

Butties, butties.

Count me in.

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine

Drink her wine

Offer him one or two of our butty's "

Give them puppy dog eyes for a butty as well

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By *ollmanMan
2 weeks ago

Burnley


"Not the standard snog fuck avoid bollocks, let's get creative

Tongue punch his earlobe 🤣

Tongue punch her fart box

Nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Use her uvula like a speed bag with my cockwatch with fascination

Bring a bottle of wine

Drink her wine

Offer him one or two of our butty's "

Would swap her Butty's for a couple of IPA's

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By *exy RexyMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

Bum

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By *tsallreal11Man
2 weeks ago

wherever you want

Wank

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Wank"

Bum

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Wank

Bum"

That leaves your bum available for me

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Wank

Bum

That leaves your bum available for me "

Yeh but then you've left yourself wide open for me pal

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎"

Easy tiger. 😆

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By *armite 500Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆 "

Pint and curry

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry "

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭

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By *ildmanYorksMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry "

Spread him on toast and let Thickthighs25 eat him!

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭"

Ill get the drinks, you get the oil.

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By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Share the chocolate

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By *ackie1980300Man
2 weeks ago

south


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭"

Stare at your arse

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭

Stare at your arse"

Stare into space

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭

Stare at your arse

Stare into space "

Wake him up

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Core day 😎😎😎😎😎

Easy tiger. 😆

Pint and curry

Pint and a massage ... heard hes good at them 🤭

Stare at your arse

Stare into space

Wake him up "

Tell her off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

shave his beard

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"shave his beard"

Steal her glasses

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By *tsallreal11Man
2 weeks ago

wherever you want

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"shave his beard

Steal her glasses"

Flick his nips

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

Arm day😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Arm day😎😎😎😎😎"

Show him leg day

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

Take him to bingo.

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Take him to bingo."

Tongue her dobber

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By *emenLover111Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield (East Midlands)

Nothing

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Take him to bingo.

Tongue her dobber"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 tongue his earlobe

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By *oodtimes1Man
2 weeks ago

Hemsworth

Whatever she wanted wow hot

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum


"Whatever she wanted wow hot"

Start a food fight

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By *winckle toesMan
2 weeks ago

norwich

Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger "

_winckle toes - make you a brew

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By *winckle toesMan
2 weeks ago

norwich


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew "

No sugar please

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By *ingerTatsMuscle OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Brum

Add sugar to the brew sneakily

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
2 weeks ago

Niche


"Add sugar to the brew sneakily "

Play a tune on those abs

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By *emonochromeMan
2 weeks ago

Watford


"Add sugar to the brew sneakily

Play a tune on those abs"

Have a lovely day

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By *emenLover111Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield (East Midlands)


"Add sugar to the brew sneakily

Play a tune on those abs

Have a lovely day "

Suck

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Add sugar to the brew sneakily

Play a tune on those abs

Have a lovely day "

Demonchrome - insist he wears white trainer socks!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew

No sugar please "

Your wish is my command

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By *eesside52Man
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew

No sugar please

Your wish is my command "

Whatever she wanted or instructed me to do xx

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew

No sugar please

Your wish is my command "

Squeeze her bum.

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
2 weeks ago

Mayo

Try and convince her that she needs a new b f

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew

No sugar please

Your wish is my command "

Have lots of drinks with her gorgeous self 😋

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By *eesside52Man
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tell him you eat a nice greasy burger

_winckle toes - make you a brew

No sugar please

Your wish is my command

Have lots of drinks with her gorgeous self 😋"

Massage her sexy body, then kiss every part of it xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

put my hand down his pants

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By *ondon2023Man
2 weeks ago

London

Eat her ass

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By *llfingersandtongueMan
7 days ago

Aylesbury


"put my hand down his pants"

Put my hand down her pants!

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By *wang123Man
7 days ago

central

Button his shirt

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"Button his shirt "

Uncross his hands and put them on my boobs

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By *ssexmascMan
7 days ago

essex

Treat her to lots of orgasms

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By *hangedirectionMan
7 days ago

Bromley

Slowly pull down his boxers and tantalise his swollen cock with my tongue.

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By *elloWoman
7 days ago

alpha centauri

Strip them bare, tie them to a chair clockwork orange style as I perform the iconic Goonies truffle shuffle

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By *b1980Man
7 days ago

Manchester

Spend hours rubbing your body

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By *ewey613Man
7 days ago

ottawa

[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 00:29:08]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 00:29:08]"

Guess what he said

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By *avecooper69Man
7 days ago

Benfleet

Oh _ello you !!

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By *aughtySubMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

I’d like to suck that xx

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By *r Black 85Man
6 days ago

nottingham

Give him something to suck on 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *round_the_FurMan
6 days ago

Magherafelt

Go for a pint probably

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By *umalotagainMan
6 days ago

a town called malice

Get the beers in

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By *rade69Man
6 days ago

dublin

Install better lighting in his bedroom

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By *rown.studMan
6 days ago

Thornaby

Mutual wank

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

A lads night out, on the pull.

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

[Removed by poster at 21/07/25 13:13:09]

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By *umalotagainMan
6 days ago

a town called malice

Suggest he reads before he presses post

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By *round_the_FurMan
6 days ago

Magherafelt

I like not being able to see anything 😂

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By *umalotagainMan
6 days ago

a town called malice


"I like not being able to see anything 😂"

Weird as not a single shot was taken in MY bedroom

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
6 days ago

Thirsk


"[Removed by poster at 20/07/25 00:29:08]

Guess what he said "

Something deserving of a beheading? 🤷‍♂️

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By *emenLover111Man
6 days ago

Sheffield (East Midlands)

Suck.

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By *att71Man
6 days ago

RWB

give him a lollipop

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By *r Black 85Man
6 days ago

nottingham

But him some coffee😎😎😎😎😎

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 days ago

Wolverhampton

Steal all the lollipops

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 days ago

Brum

Feed them strawberries and ply them with Prosecco

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
6 days ago

London

Eat the lollipops with them

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Give him a balloon and a packet of dolly mixture.

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Have a jolly spiffing good time.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 days ago

Wolverhampton


"Have a jolly spiffing good time. "

Steal his chunkies

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By *lfa RomeoMan
6 days ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Play hide the sausage

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By *otathletic1Man
6 days ago

Newquay


"Have a jolly spiffing good time.

Steal his chunkies"

Would have a hot threesome all night!

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By *elloWoman
6 days ago

alpha centauri


"Have a jolly spiffing good time.

Steal his chunkies

Would have a hot threesome all night!"

Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
6 days ago

Manchester(ish).

Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.

Rest of you can smeg off.

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By *utualMan
6 days ago

Bawtry


"Have a jolly spiffing good time.

Steal his chunkies

Would have a hot threesome all night!

Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette"

A long and sensual massage followed by some prolonged and gentle sex

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Have a jolly spiffing good time.

Steal his chunkies

Would have a hot threesome all night!

Take a profile photo of them to replace the silhouette"

Hold the flash for her and speak "say cheese".

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.

Rest of you can smeg off. "

Pfffft.

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By *r Black 85Man
6 days ago

nottingham


"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.

Rest of you can smeg off.

Pfffft. "

Share his chunkies😎😎😎😎😎

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By *llie AssMan
6 days ago

South Yorkshire


"Me & Hello will be watching the entire Red Dwarf back catalogue.

Rest of you can smeg off.

Pfffft.

Share his chunkies😎😎😎😎😎"

Can't tell as his profile is hidden... anything from a quiet drink to...

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By *aughtySubMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

Might have to top

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By *effdelightMan
5 days ago

Grimsby


"Might have to top"
lick and suck that lovely dick

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By *irtywildsideMan
5 days ago

Barry

Ask him what was it like playing The Mandalorian?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
5 days ago

La La Land

See if I can get his balls to swing like Newton's cradle

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By *onty777Man
5 days ago

midlands

Ideally lickalot of her puss

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By *aughty fingersMan
5 days ago

close

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By *uckyjim426Man
5 days ago

Doncaster

Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Altrincham


"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈"

Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈

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By *urenutsMan
5 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈

Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈"

Explore her in that position

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By *nthony50069Man
5 days ago

Greater Manchester


"Sit on my face and drink you like an melting popsicle 🤤💦😈

Gets in a comfortable position 😁 😈

Explore her in that position "

But him a beer

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By *it4uMan
5 days ago

Brighton / lancashie / SW France

Buy him a pint

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By *rPunxMan
5 days ago

Hull

Get him some crisps to go with his pint

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By *es not the MessiahMan
5 days ago

3rd rock from the sun


"Get him some crisps to go with his pint"

Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice


"Get him some crisps to go with his pint

Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style "

Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy

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By *r Black 85Man
5 days ago

nottingham


"Get him some crisps to go with his pint

Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style

Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy "

Borrow his shades 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *r Black 85Man
5 days ago

nottingham


"Get him some crisps to go with his pint

Taunt him in a monty python holy grail french soldier style

Remind him he is not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy "

Borrow his shades 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *in and bare itCouple
5 days ago

kent

Get him a profile

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By *rown.studMan
5 days ago

Thornaby


"Get him a profile "

Get them drinks

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By *ikesEmBigMan
5 days ago

Herts

Make pancakes

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By *illie HardiganMan
5 days ago

Blackwood

Buy some maple syrup

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By *nthony50069Man
5 days ago

Greater Manchester


"Buy some maple syrup "

Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all

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By *olo180Man
5 days ago

Greater London


"Buy some maple syrup

Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all "

Make him do the washing up

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
5 days ago

London


"Buy some maple syrup

Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all

Make him do the washing up"

Add my dishes to the load

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
5 days ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Buy some maple syrup

Love pancakes so I’d help eat them all

Make him do the washing up"

Turn him bi with my skill set

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By *eroLondonMan
5 days ago

Mayfair

Query her skillset.

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By *olo180Man
5 days ago

Greater London


"Query her skillset."

Hide behind you while you query her skill set

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
5 days ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Query her skillset.

Hide behind you while you query her skill set "

Drag him from behind to join in trying the skills set

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By *orkmanlookingMan
5 days ago

York

Bj please

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
5 days ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Take some artist pictures for them to add to thier profile.

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 days ago

Alfreton

Anything she wanted X

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By *orkmanlookingMan
5 days ago

York

A bj

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By *acchus LyaeosMan
5 days ago

London

Explain there's more to life than bjs

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By *att71Man
5 days ago

RWB


"Explain there's more to life than bjs"

listen to him explain it lol

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By *orkmanlookingMan
5 days ago

York

Agree that BJs are important

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By *ein-guyMan
5 days ago

East Cowes


"Agree that BJs are important "

Have a chat about getting that siloutte picture updated 🤣

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
5 days ago

notts

Get their bank details

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By *orkmanlookingMan
5 days ago

York

Ask them to come out of retirement

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
5 days ago

Niche


"Ask them to come out of retirement "

Put their portrait on a locket

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By *rown.studMan
5 days ago

Thornaby


"Ask them to come out of retirement

Put their portrait on a locket"

Rub ice cube on her body with my mouth

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
5 days ago

Staffordshire

Have few drinks and giggles

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Have few drinks and giggles"

Id like that too.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
5 days ago

Niche


"Have few drinks and giggles

Id like that too. "

Is this a group social? Can I join?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 days ago

Brum

Tongue punch her fart box

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By *orkshirefunguyMan
5 days ago

Dewsbury

Kiss her bum as I removed her knickers

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By *atwick_CougarWoman
5 days ago

Unknown

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By *eroLondonMan
5 days ago

Mayfair

Åfternoon Teå. 🫖

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By *atwick_CougarWoman
5 days ago

Unknown

Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol

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By *eroLondonMan
5 days ago

Mayfair

Still Åfternoon Teå. 🫖

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
5 days ago

Staffordshire


"Have few drinks and giggles

Id like that too.

Is this a group social? Can I join?"

You most certainly can join i need some female company

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol"

Help her with her next video.

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By *orkmanlookingMan
5 days ago

York


"Make sure they put more pics on their profile lol

Help her with her next video. "

film it

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice

Watch him being pegged by the lady in his fucket list

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Buy a pint and admire the passing ladies from a pub garden

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice

Plan! Gets the second round in

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
5 days ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Plan! Gets the second round in "

Question his music choice

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By *erry bull1Man
5 days ago

doncaster

Buy her a Prosecco

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
5 days ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Buy her a Prosecco "

Give in to his efforts to get me tipsy and into bed

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice


"Buy her a Prosecco

Give in to his efforts to get me tipsy and into bed "

join in the spit roasting

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By * D 777Man
5 days ago

bathgate

Watch with a beer

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
5 days ago

Greenhouse or Attic


"Watch with a beer

"

Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Watch with a beer

Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay "

Join her for a foursome 🌈

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice


"Watch with a beer

Ask him to swap the music as can’t spitroast to the rhythm of Coldplay

Join her for a foursome 🌈"

Get bent over then

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By * D 777Man
5 days ago

bathgate

Swapping music but what tune to grind to

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By *aughtySubMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

Suck him off

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice

Spank his ass

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By *hGlobbitsMan
5 days ago

Leeds

Probably just sort of nod casually in acknowledgement, then spend the next hour or so overthinking whether I'd just accidentally insulted, annoyed or confused him.

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By *2000ManMan
5 days ago

Worthing

Insult, annoy and confuse him.

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By *umalotagainMan
5 days ago

a town called malice


"Insult, annoy and confuse him."

Grab snacks and join in

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By *aughtySubMan
5 days ago

Liverpool

Get spanked by him xx

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By *erandHerManCouple
5 days ago

Swindon


"Get spanked by him xx "

Pull his pants up xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 days ago

North Angus

Boop his snoot then run away

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By *andyman71Man
5 days ago

Doncaster

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By *utualMan
5 days ago

Bawtry

Watch the Lions play the Wallabies with him. It is the only time we will be supporting the same side!

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