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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Very much down in dumps..Tell me something funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much down in dumps..Tell me something funny...

I got told i had a small organ last night

so i replied i didnt realise i was gonna playing in a cathedral

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Very much down in dumps..Tell me something funny...

I got told i had a small organ last night

so i replied i didnt realise i was gonna playing in a cathedral

lol....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not sure if it's funny but it's deffo peculiar - I went to a swinging club last night that was full of single men and I didn't even perv!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if it's funny but it's deffo peculiar - I went to a swinging club last night that was full of single men and I didn't even perv!!!

you sure you didn't

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Maths question for ya Chopsy...

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have???

Huge tits.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Not sure if it's funny but it's deffo peculiar - I went to a swinging club last night that was full of single men and I didn't even perv!!!

you sure you didn't

Yep. I am getting a bit hot and bothered by the prospect of the doggy bag of goodies I brought home from the restaurant I went to before the club though...

I'm so letting the pervy single fems side down.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Well .. I been in Majorca for a week and we had only 3 days of sun.. the rest was hail cloud thunder and lightening..didnt swim once

thats funny, Not !

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

My mates wife as only had sex twice since xmas once to him once to wiltshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here goes maybe shouldn't tell as looked a prat but here goes, was asked by a friend if I would dog sit for the evening as they wanted to go out for a meal, me been full great ideas thought great easy this take dog for a walk tire him out then watch tv and get Chinese takeaway, well went for walk along canal gorgeous women jogged past I turned round to perv and fell in canal dragging dog in to. So walk cut short straight back to house plan of action ring Chinky get them to deliver wash dog throw my clothes in washer and plan back in action o no. Stripped off my clothes in washing machine, washed dog ( bloody hard work that) chinky came dog knocked plate over onto floor wet dog covered in rice now and friends turn up early to find me in my boxers Chinese food on there kitchen floor and there prized pooch looking well not like a prized pooch

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Not sure if it's funny but it's deffo peculiar - I went to a swinging club last night that was full of single men and I didn't even perv!!!

you sure you didn't

Yep. I am getting a bit hot and bothered by the prospect of the doggy bag of goodies I brought home from the restaurant I went to before the club though...

I'm so letting the pervy single fems side down.

You certainly are! While some of us are not able, we are relying on you......

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