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By (user no longer on site) OP   
3 weeks ago

Are they necessary on a profile?

Obviously 100 would be excessive but would you ladies (and guys) want to see at least 1 or 2 so you had an idea of what you were working with?

As someone who doesn't have any on public pics I was wondering if I'm selling myself short.

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
3 weeks ago


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good"

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend

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By *ete vfrMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

As I found out recently on here some people are very touchy about dick picks

I have two on my profile.

I have been talking and generally joking around with a woman for over 12 months.

I sent her a Dick pic. Fair enough she did not ask for it. She branded it a Horrendous disrespectful photo and immediately blocked me. So beware it is a minefield. But no man has ever objected to a womans legs open pic.!!

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just one.. erect, bellend glistening like a wet seal, no smegma.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

1 or two among a gallery that isn't penis centric is good.

Preferably not the only focus of the picture, best when it's just part of the overall shot of a larger area. Just a plain close up is fucking dull.

Not in a bathroom. Not with dirty clothes littering the background. No family pictures in shot.

Oh and don't be choking the poor thing to death. Those big angry heads from the death grip around the shaft do not look enticing, just angry 💜

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
3 weeks ago


"No"

Simple and clear

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I think I need to introduce one¹ photo of my penis in my profile.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Better a pic including a dick than just a pic of the dick.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I think I need to introduce one¹ photo of my penis in my profile."

Show us the goods Ñero 💜

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By *5NyorksMan
3 weeks ago

.......

Hmmmm, certainly worthy of consideration 🤔

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By *r.ZeusMan
3 weeks ago

Basgiath War College


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend "

Put a hat on the fella

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend

Put a hat on the fella "

Hats and googly eyes for the win 🤣

Ok basics

Donts…..

Not over a toilet

Not over crusty hastily pulled down sweaty/stained/holey boxers

Not looking like you’re choking it so hard you’ve cut off the blood supply

Don’t use implements to measure. Lynx cans, remotes (will accept measurements in skittles, fruit pastilles or jelly babies).

Don’t be holding your phone… better pics are taken if you prop your phone and get screengrabs from videos than you’ll get trying the selfie camera

Do’s……

Show torso - no really uncomfortable close ups unless googly eyes are involved

Think about lighting and shadows. Highlights and shade.

Be freshly showered and clean - some pics on here make me relieved smell doesn’t travel via internet

Think about how to tease. Get in the shower and lean back on the wall. Freshly made white sheets and arch your head back…. A quick selfie while wanking covered in pot noodle and wotsits dust doesn’t make my Fanny flutter

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By *upersonic SamMan
3 weeks ago

wigan


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend

Put a hat on the fella

Hats and googly eyes for the win 🤣

Ok basics

Donts…..

Not over a toilet

Not over crusty hastily pulled down sweaty/stained/holey boxers

Not looking like you’re choking it so hard you’ve cut off the blood supply

Don’t use implements to measure. Lynx cans, remotes (will accept measurements in skittles, fruit pastilles or jelly babies).

Don’t be holding your phone… better pics are taken if you prop your phone and get screengrabs from videos than you’ll get trying the selfie camera

Do’s……

Show torso - no really uncomfortable close ups unless googly eyes are involved

Think about lighting and shadows. Highlights and shade.

Be freshly showered and clean - some pics on here make me relieved smell doesn’t travel via internet

Think about how to tease. Get in the shower and lean back on the wall. Freshly made white sheets and arch your head back…. A quick selfie while wanking covered in pot noodle and wotsits dust doesn’t make my Fanny flutter

"

What if im using the pot noodle as a fake lady hot-pocket to wank?

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend

Put a hat on the fella

Hats and googly eyes for the win 🤣

Ok basics

Donts…..

Not over a toilet

Not over crusty hastily pulled down sweaty/stained/holey boxers

Not looking like you’re choking it so hard you’ve cut off the blood supply

Don’t use implements to measure. Lynx cans, remotes (will accept measurements in skittles, fruit pastilles or jelly babies).

Don’t be holding your phone… better pics are taken if you prop your phone and get screengrabs from videos than you’ll get trying the selfie camera

Do’s……

Show torso - no really uncomfortable close ups unless googly eyes are involved

Think about lighting and shadows. Highlights and shade.

Be freshly showered and clean - some pics on here make me relieved smell doesn’t travel via internet

Think about how to tease. Get in the shower and lean back on the wall. Freshly made white sheets and arch your head back…. A quick selfie while wanking covered in pot noodle and wotsits dust doesn’t make my Fanny flutter

What if im using the pot noodle as a fake lady hot-pocket to wank? "

Then you take a video of course! Amateur

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By *andadbodMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

mine are slightly hidden, i do have one but that doesn’t go on public display very often.

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By *randMrsLPCouple
3 weeks ago

london

speaking a cuk, yes - though mrs not fucking now is what she tells me - she does admit on rare ocassions that being massaged by a well built guy is a tun on and this tunrs us both on ie i love it that she loved that as I'm now days often fucking her with my fingers/hand and then my willy

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By *acey_RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lack of dick pictures has never put me off but an abundance has.

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By *atty CoramWoman
3 weeks ago

Wimbledon

If you have even one dick pic on your profile, it suggests to me that I am not your target market and I appreciate the heads up.

Punintended.

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By *upersonic SamMan
3 weeks ago

wigan


"1 or 2 well taken dick pics as part of a full public gallery is good

Can you elaborate on well taken.

Asking for a friend

Put a hat on the fella

Hats and googly eyes for the win 🤣

Ok basics

Donts…..

Not over a toilet

Not over crusty hastily pulled down sweaty/stained/holey boxers

Not looking like you’re choking it so hard you’ve cut off the blood supply

Don’t use implements to measure. Lynx cans, remotes (will accept measurements in skittles, fruit pastilles or jelly babies).

Don’t be holding your phone… better pics are taken if you prop your phone and get screengrabs from videos than you’ll get trying the selfie camera

Do’s……

Show torso - no really uncomfortable close ups unless googly eyes are involved

Think about lighting and shadows. Highlights and shade.

Be freshly showered and clean - some pics on here make me relieved smell doesn’t travel via internet

Think about how to tease. Get in the shower and lean back on the wall. Freshly made white sheets and arch your head back…. A quick selfie while wanking covered in pot noodle and wotsits dust doesn’t make my Fanny flutter

What if im using the pot noodle as a fake lady hot-pocket to wank?

Then you take a video of course! Amateur "

Hand on pot noodle, finger up bum, best get myself a bodycam

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham


"But no man has ever objected to a womans legs open pic.!!

"

I beg to differ, but yes they have. In just the same way that a bad dick pic is very much an unwanted experience to receive, so is a gaping vagina being spread open with someone else dripping out of it. Seeing that type of pic on a profile is just as much of a turn off for me as seeing a chipolata poking out of a forest is for Batgirl

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

One or 2 in a mix of other well taken pics, is fine I'd say.

Profiles just full of dick pics aren't for me, but people can have whatever pics of themselves they want on their profiles.

I can just click back out, if not for me.

Just keep the peckers out of my inbox! .

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