Q= Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
A= because the TV usually comes with a remote control. Anything more than one is a set
Q= If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,how cold is it going to be?
A= You will be playing God by trying to work this answer. The reason has been that when you once have a temperature difference by waiting for tomorrow, you can then divide it by other things.
This is very similar to things like potential energy, where only the difference between two energies is meaningful, not the actual amounts of energy.
Now, it turns out that there are several important formulas in thermodynamics that involve differences between the actual temperature and a particular reference temperature T0; for example, the thermal energy of non-interacting particles,
E¯¯¯=32kB(T-T0)=1N?i=1N12miv2i
Based on experiments, you can calculate that T0=-273.15°C
So evidently, nature assigns some special significance to temperature differences relative to T0: the difference t-T0 is important in some way that no other temperature difference (such as t-T3) is. Based on this result, physicists thought it would make sense to develop a temperature scale which set T0=0, so that we wouldn't have to keep subtracting it all the time.
The first person to reach this conclusion was Lord Kelvin, thus the thermodynamic temperature scale and its unit were named after him. This is the origin of the Kelvin.
So to summarize your answer, when you have a temperature for tomorrow in degrees Celsius, what you really have is t-T3, and when you have a temperature in Kelvin, what you really have is t-T0.
On the other hand, when you have a temperature difference, what you really have is tf-ti, which doesn't depend on any reference point. So to convert from Celsius to Kelvin, you don't need to do anything. You can only speculate!
Q=Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
A= Yes. A guy named Nick could be nicknamed ‘Name’ to give him an actual real sense that he actually has a name that isn’t worth nicking because it belongs everyone with a name. Hope that makes sense!
Q=If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
A= No, no one owns the land to the core of the earth. The person would have to request permission from the council before he could be allowed to access the core of the earth from his land, which has its own risk like earthquake and all sorts. Sorry if that disappoints you. You cant just do anything on a piece of land simply because you own it. Simples!
Q= If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
A= Yes. The ambulance must stop. Shove the accident victim on the van and run to pick the other victim. This happened a long time in London. Two accident victims from different locations arrived at the emergency ward on same ambulance and they both got checked in at the same hour. You can’t just knock a person down and walk away you know!
Q= Do vampires get AIDS?
A= No, Vampires do not get Aids. Their metabolism orgasms that maintain life in them is immune to all sorts of diseases including the ability to feel or breathe.
Q= Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
A= Because the competitive part of the brain go into ‘selfish-mode’ by default when in that elevating sense of situation. This part of the organs in the brain are scientifically known to allocates the most energy to itself in order to cover its own energy needs. This aspect is viewed by the ‘selfish brain’ theory, which Professor. Achim Peters founded and developed further with some other experts in this field. It’s a natural thing to do. Its just like questioning why a bloke’s penis is standing at erect when faced with gorgeous lass vagina staring him in the eye-ball.
Q= If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
A= There is no other scientifically analysis to explain this than the fact that you’ll taste your own blood and a feeling of Pork’s flesh dangling in your mouth.
Q= Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
A= It was previously believed that zebras were white animals with black stripes, since some zebras have white underbellies. Embryological evidence, however, shows that the animal's background colour is black and the white stripes and bellies are additions. Example of this is that when a black person dies, the body go black before regenerating into skeletal mode degrading down to dust. Like wise if a white person including all other race dies, the body goes black, the skin go black colour before regenerating into skeletal mode. The same with all living animals including humans. We are all black underneath our skins. Its only our outwards that look different.
Q= If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
A= Will Coyote had an incurable thirst for Road Runners. He loves Road-runners in its plate so he went for them at every slightest opportunity. Same goes with the adage money cant buy you love. No matter how much money you’ve got, you still going to go out of your comfort zone to find love in its own right.
Q= How can you hear yourself think?
A= by murmuring to yourself without knowing you doing it. And its not linked to mental illness, its actually called ‘thinking out loud’
Q= If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
A= No. No scientifically proven X-ray vision could penetrate the skin-layer of your eyes. That’s if you’re still 100% human being and not being penetrated with a Cyborg machine or something.
Q= If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A= The regular use of lingerie is to put a spark of touch to continue to keep the love blind. Without regular use of lingerie to distract love from opening its eyes, and to prevent love from seeing the deceptions that waits surrounded. So lingerie remains popular for this reason.
Q= When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
A= It simply says ‘Cheese’
Q= Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
A= The same reason 12 isn't onety two and 13 isnt onety three and onety four and so on. If you think about it, "Eleven" goes back to Middle English "en-leven", whose first syllable is a relative of "an/ane" meaning "one", and the "tw-" of "twelve" gives away its connection to "two". So we can sort of see that these two have something to do with the system of counting by ten. In fact, the original meaning of these two words was "one left" and "two left" (after counting to ten). Please consult your numeric dictionary for further clarifications.
Q=If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A= We are here to help others, only when they are in need. So others are also here to help us when we are in need. Therefore, we are all here for another. Same theory goes here on fab, we are here to help one another fulfil our sexual urges and fantasies because we both achieve something by getting addicted on this site. Just same theory when you apply for a job and interview been conducted for your potential Boss to see if you have the right quality to help his company, just so he could help you with some money to buy goodies of life basically.
Q= If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
A= No. The fifth person is only standing the risk of being infected with the same virus for standing around to be counted with the first four people suffering from diarrhea.
Q= If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
A= Because monkeys and apes refused to be revolutionaries with the rest. They fear ‘change’ at the time of nature-upgrade. When mother-nature came up with this specie-upgrade thousands of years ago B.C apparently. We, current human voted for this change, just like some believed in David Cameron’s big society slogan that never came to fruition, while monkeys and apes voted against because they were sceptical about what effect this change could cause them. We, humans went for the upgrade, and monkeys and apes remain the same. That’s why we still have monkeys and apes.
Q= If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
A= No. Everyone with their own decision to make either to synchronize drowns or not. The result remains the same, whatever decision they decide to go for.
Q=If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A= You have done neither. What you have done however was simply allow the laws of probability to take its course. Consult your dictionary for more clarifications.
Q=What's a question with no answer called?
A= It’s a type of question that answered itself. Example of this is Buddhism.
Consult your google knowledge for further clarifications.
Q= Why is a square meal served on round plates?
A= Because its good practice for chefs to come up with almost perfect food presentations each time. Using the round plate like the face of a clock for the different varieties of food on each plate, when done correctly, the food looks nice when it is presented in this fashion. Since we "eat with our eyes" presentation of food is part of the fine dining experience.
Q= Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
A= What they actually meant to say was ‘they slept like a baby with no tantrum fit’. Such babies could sleep 10hrs non-stop and no time to wake up for a wee so they have to do their little business in their nappies while at it, to prevent sleep disruptions you see lol
Q= If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
A= Yes. Possibly. That’s the right name to identify if that does happen. Earth= Earthquake; Mars= Marsquake.
Q= Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
A= Due to the distinctive differences in our accentual clamours, some phonetic vocabularies prevents the word ‘S’ to be pronounced properly. So Charlie is not the short for Charles. It’s simply just another way to identify with the name.
Q= How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
A= a) the killing of someone by treacherous violence; means murder because most of the time it could be between two complete strangers or friends that knew each too well. b) the killing of someone for political, moral, or ideological reasons; means assassination because you hated someone for his public demeanour.
The main reason why the killings define how people should understand what might have caused the events to happen!
Q= Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
A= Yes. They very much do. Some people even took employment at Lipton just for the coffee breaks you know.
Q= If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
A= You are not allowed to shoot tourist. That’s criminal intent. You are only allowed to do to the tourist what they doing to your city during tourist season. Gawk at them with your unblinking eyeballs. In fact, take pictures of them taking pictures of your city so you could have a memorabilia to show for your time spent during the tourist season.
Q= Can you cry under water?
A= Yes. Only that the physical manifestation of water coming out of your eye-balls would be ineffective at that time you’re under water.
Q= If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
A= Yes. A hearing for the Judge to listen to himself passing the judgement to the deaf person that isn’t listening.
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Oh oh, and why in every single shitting clothes shop, does menswear HAVE to be UPSTAIRS??
Why cant everything be on one floor and call it unisex?
Making the men walk up a flight of stairs, unless it's Debenhams in which case it's three, is pure slavery. 
Ben
P.S you asked...and I'm kidding ;P
