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Where do all the pens go ?

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By *tomCom OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I must of brought 100s of pens in my life but I seem to have hardly thrown any away because they have run out. So where are the pens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must of brought 100s of pens in my life but I seem to have hardly thrown any away because they have run out. So where are the pens?"

They have run off with all the odd socks

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

People have a habit of borrowing pens but not returning them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must of brought 100s of pens in my life but I seem to have hardly thrown any away because they have run out. So where are the pens?

They have run off with all the odd socks "

And they're all hanging out together with the 'ubiquitous teaspoon' - you know the one, the teaspoon that always appears in the washing up bowl when YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED A TEASPOON.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must of brought 100s of pens in my life but I seem to have hardly thrown any away because they have run out. So where are the pens?

They have run off with all the odd socks

And they're all hanging out together with the 'ubiquitous teaspoon' - you know the one, the teaspoon that always appears in the washing up bowl when YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED A TEASPOON."

Don't get me started on where all the damn teaspoons go. I think we now have 2 in the entire house....It's all beginning to make sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any posh ones are in my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and I know they're all having a big party and laughing at me

I need to get out more, right??

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By *tomCom OP   Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"....and I know they're all having a big party and laughing at me

I need to get out more, right?? "

If we do ever open up another dimension it is not going to be filled with alien creatures or the answer of the universe. It is just going to be all pens, socks and teaspoons !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and I know they're all having a big party and laughing at me

I need to get out more, right??

If we do ever open up another dimension it is not going to be filled with alien creatures or the answer of the universe. It is just going to be all pens, socks and teaspoons !"

and the corresponding tupperware tub lids/pots....can never find a matching set....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the man drawer with the super glue,odd keys,foreign currency,dead batteries,tape ,head torch ! I could go on but id be all night

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Ask Veet Voojagig, he knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hide in all the missing socks.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Tape measures....I've got about half a dozen in the house...never can find one when I want one.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Along with the RIGHT screwdriver....doesn't matter which one I need, that's the only one that's missing from the box....

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

William hills ave all the pens

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