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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
4 weeks ago

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How long before you fart in front of someone comfortably

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By *elloWoman
4 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"How long before you fart in front of someone comfortably "

Hmmm, how long does it take to say '_ello big boy pull my finger'

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By *arvest84Man
4 weeks ago

brigg

well ,

i was rimming a lady one and she couldnt help it , but farted in my mouth ,

i guess thats a risk that we all have to take. .

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

I don't do it intentionally.

I'll go into the toilet to relieve myself.

While I'm asleep, however, he will be at the mercy of my bowels.

Which is why I try to eat low fodmap for a couple of days if I know I'm staying over.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

Knowing my luck seconds lol! The joy of being a cider drinker

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea

I have been with my husband for 9 years and I don't fart in front of him. I may unintentionally fart during sleep or if out walking/hiking but wouldn't do it on purpose.

Mrs

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

If he farts during pegging it doesn’t count - it’s officially a queef 💨

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By *inxy777Woman
4 weeks ago

essex

Never

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I think I'll always try to hold it in until I can do it somewhere away from other humans.

Not because I'm embarrassed or don't want them to know that I fart. Just because with the way I eat ignoring all my intolerances my farts can be fucking vicious. It's impolite to subject other people's noses to them when I can leave the area and do it somewhere else 💜

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
4 weeks ago

Norwich

Almost immediately I should imagine. Perimenopause does that to you!

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By *ric-shawnMan
4 weeks ago

By the beach...

Ive never done it Infront of any of my partners, ever. I find it awful. So disrespectful.

If it happens when your asleep that doesn't count though...

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By *ohiMan
4 weeks ago

from bristol

"How long before you fart in front of someone comfortably

Hmmm, how long does it take to say '_ello big boy pull my finger' "

😂😂😂

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I try to stick to doing it when I go to the toilet, but at times due to my CPAP machine it can cause a build up of wind

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
4 weeks ago

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"How long before you fart in front of someone comfortably

Hmmm, how long does it take to say '_ello big boy pull my finger' "

You’d know?

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
4 weeks ago

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"well ,

i was rimming a lady one and she couldnt help it , but farted in my mouth ,

i guess thats a risk that we all have to take. .

Nah

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By *allguynowMan
4 weeks ago

durham

Old couple were in a church service. The old woman whispered to her husband " ive just let a silent fart out". The old guy replied back " you need new batteries in your hearing aids"!!

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
4 weeks ago

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Comfortably!!! How long until you’re comfortable?!?!!!

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By *r.ZeusMan
4 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Back in the early days, I stayed in a hotel room with a mezzanine layout. One evening, I felt really bloated, so I went downstairs to the bathroom, shut the door, and let one go, thinking I had some privacy. What I didn’t realize was how easily sound traveled through the room. When I came back up, she gave me a subtle smirk, nothing too obvious. It wasn’t until a few weeks later that she admitted she had heard everything.

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By *pirited obeliskMan
4 weeks ago

Isle of wight

this thread is weirdly comforting with the level of openness, honesty and vulnerability everyone is sharing

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By *estinysswingersCouple
4 weeks ago

Worsley

Comfortably? a while.

Did have someone fart when they squirted during playing in a club. Only knew them for about an hour or so. Rude.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

That was the point where the wife and I knew we were right for each other. Very early on in out relationship, she had been holding onto them and releasing them in the middle of the night, as she was mortified of my possible reaction.

One time, I noticed she she looked uncomfortable, and she admitted she needed to fart. I told her to just let it out, and she certainly did!

We knew it was true love after she was comfortable letting rip around me. I've regretted it ever since (she holds a record of a 16-second fart!) but we recently celebrated 20 years together.

To misquote ol' Bill Shakespeare: if flatulence be the music of love, fart on!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It depends, can't remember how long it was before I farted in front of Jay but he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me

soon brought him down to my level. We used to have farting competions

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

Doesn't take me long because i fart all the time.... not as bad as when i used to take protein shakes.... anyone who does knows what I mean 🤣

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By *elly and daveCouple
4 weeks ago

gateshead

We had to cancel a night dogging recently, on the way there Kelly sounded like "Alexander's Ragtime Band ", so we took no chances and turned around and went home! lol

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk

An ex partner of mine had some gastric issues so didn't really have full control of when she was gonna let one go. Happened in a supermarket and I could she was mortified so I audibly claimed responsibility. It became our thing, she would squeeze my arm to alert me and I would make it look like I did it.

Saved her blushes and its not like I cared what people thought. 🤷‍♂️

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

"An ex partner of mine had some gastric issues so didn't really have full control of when she was gonna let one go. Happened in a supermarket and I could she was mortified so I audibly claimed responsibility. It became our thing, she would squeeze my arm to alert me and I would make it look like I did it.

Saved her blushes and its not like I cared what people thought. 🤷‍♂️"

A proper gent

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By *acey_RedWoman
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

0.3 seconds

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By *igad999Man
4 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Married 25 years

So yeah it’s happened

And if it’s ever during a session we normally end up laughing and carrying on

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