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Conor Mcgregor...is a bit of a dick ๐Ÿ†

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
4 days ago

Orpington

A big crooked one with a tiny weight attached to it captured in a selfie to be unsolicited sent to Azelia Banks ...๐Ÿ‘€ yeah that type of dick he is

Or maybe it's just a little bit of this ๐Ÿ‘ƒโ„ ...a little bit of that ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿšฌ...but anyways, I'm starting to suspect Conor is on fab and many women have received dick pics from him ๐Ÿค”...without even knowing they are looking at a celebrity dick.

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By *a LunaWoman
4 days ago

o o OO o o

Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

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By *ublinjonnMan
4 days ago

dublin


"Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

"

Frantically searches Google for cock weights....๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
4 days ago

Perpignan and cap

He'll get shot down in flames on here. Proper knock his ego back a peg or too. Perhaps that's what he wants. ?

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
4 days ago

Orpington


"Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

"

The amount of "broken" dicks that will be on fab, in attempt to oblige your request...will be astronomical

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
4 days ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 days ago

Gloucester


"Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor "

Was literally thinking the same thing!

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 days ago

London


"Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor "

It's sure to be the new "yeah, but what do you bench, bro?"

๐Ÿคฃ

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Funnily enoughโ€ฆ I HAVE had a dick pic with a weight attached. Not averse to more though

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
4 days ago

Orpington


"Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor

It's sure to be the new "yeah, but what do you bench, bro?"

๐Ÿคฃ"

"How much do you dick lift bro?"

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By *r.ZeusMan
4 days ago

Basgiath War College

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By *r.ZeusMan
4 days ago

Basgiath War College


"Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

"

Itโ€™s because I donโ€™t usually send any ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 days ago

London


"Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor

It's sure to be the new "yeah, but what do you bench, bro?"

๐Ÿคฃ

"How much do you dick lift bro?""

"4kg! Pah, do you even lift tho bro?"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 days ago

Crumpet Castle

She has re posted them and made an allegation - what the true circumstances are no one knows yet.

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By *ublinjonnMan
4 days ago

dublin

He just can't help himself. I used to like him in the beginning, but he got too big for his boots

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By *issmorganWoman
4 days ago

Calderdale innit

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By *issmorganWoman
4 days ago

Calderdale innit

If this is true, he really does struggle with consent.

Seems he's also alleged to have been snogging someone other than his partner too.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

At least he has his acting to fall back on; thought he was amazing in the 'Road House' remake, can't believe he was overlooked for the Oscars.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
4 days ago

Manchester

There's few people who are more utterly dislikeable than this man. I honestly couldn't think of one redeeming feature. He can get swiftly into the bin ๐Ÿšฎ

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
4 days ago

Around the Midlands


"Great! I hope this cock weight thing doesn't become a trend amongst lynx cans, sky remotes and toilet bowls

Thanks a bunch Connor McGregor

It's sure to be the new "yeah, but what do you bench, bro?"

๐Ÿคฃ

"How much do you dick lift bro?""

Do you think they'll have dick weigh-in's beforehand ๐Ÿ˜‚

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 days ago

Dunfermline

Oh shit, another thing us average dicked fellas have to compete against ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿค“

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By *ensual_SamMan
4 days ago

Bracknell

Bit of a dick? .... He's a massive dick

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By *ope and fire guyMan
4 days ago

MACCLESFIELD


"Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

Frantically searches Google for cock weights....๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

They used to sell them in my local joke shop as a kid. Like a mini barbell but the bar is bent haha

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
4 days ago

Wales

Did he actually send a dick pic to Azealia Banks?? .

What an idiot.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 days ago

Stockton

I wonder how many curls he could do though ๐Ÿค”

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By *ubadubdubWoman
4 days ago

Hereabouts


"There's few people who are more utterly dislikeable than this man. I honestly couldn't think of one redeeming feature. He can get swiftly into the bin ๐Ÿšฎ"

I second this. Bin him and his massive ego. All swagger no substance.

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By *entlemanJay39Man
4 days ago

Northampton


"Iโ€™ve never received a dick pic with a weight attached to it.

You guys need to up your game!

Frantically searches Google for cock weights....๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

Make sure they're free weights. I wouldn't go for the cock bench press or cock cable machines.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
4 days ago

Basingstoke

Celebrity??? Never heard of him!

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
4 days ago

Orpington


"Celebrity??? Never heard of him! "

He's a double champ in human cock fighting...get it? human cock ๐Ÿคญ...fighting

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 days ago

your wildest dreams,

Have to admit I had to google them both.

I know, shouting my age from the rooftops there.

No one should be sending unsolicited pics at all, but if youโ€™re in the spotlight, no matter how dim or bright that spotlight is shining on you, you have to be an absolute dumb dick to do it, coz it will always get out

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By *aughty workman88Man
3 days ago

Colchester

It was a stupid thing to do especially when he was to run a country lol

But could she be in trouble for revenge porn posting it up on social media people have be in court for less

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 days ago

Central

He can send what he wants to me. I've seen his bulge but not his cock...

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