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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Jack Daniels honey please.... Errrr gladly pay in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey JD, please and somewhere to hide the shame that comes when I drink it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of rum n some cola please, pay you next payday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Hendricks gin , Schweppes tonic and a lemon please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of red happily pay you kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona with lime for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Jack Daniels honey please.... Errrr gladly pay in kind

Is that a flavour or are you calling me honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honey JD, please and somewhere to hide the shame that comes when I drink it!"

You can share with The guy above you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

Will be behind you watching your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

Will be behind you watching your body

The lookings for free but the touching will cost you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of rum n some cola please, pay you next payday

White or dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nice bottle of rose...night in with a vino watching cloud street

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

You can carry it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

Will be behind you watching your body

The lookings for free but the touching will cost you

Will bring you some lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a bottle of dry white please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

JD honey please and ice....and lock away my phone and laptop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

You can carry it for me

Obviously I am a gentlemen after all ....I can't even type that with a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

Will be behind you watching your body

The lookings for free but the touching will cost you

Will bring you some lager

Not strictly vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Jack Daniels honey please.... Errrr gladly pay in kind

Is that a flavour or are you calling me honey

Both lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crate of super strength lager I'm not going to drink it, I'm just gonna walk in the shop when your being served, tut and say have you fell off the wagon again

Will be behind you watching your body

The lookings for free but the touching will cost you

Will bring you some lager

Not strictly vodka

Ok vodka

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I fancy San Miguel. Can I swap some for strawberry porridge please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Id like sailor jerrys please, diet , bag of ice and knobbys nuts.....thank you very kindly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD honey please and ice....and lock away my phone and laptop...

Another JD honey, think me needs to try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy San Miguel. Can I swap some for strawberry porridge please. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Id like sailor jerrys please, diet , bag of ice and knobbys nuts.....thank you very kindly

Not sure I have his number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent a couple of hours pruning my privets, I'm cut to bits and aching all over.. I am heading to the shops for some ALCOHOL , who wants what? I'm feeling generous so you can pay me in kind

Whine please...get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White blossom hill chardonnay please but will try anything once

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD honey please and ice....and lock away my phone and laptop...

Oh dear, is it going to get messy? I had one of those earlier in the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us...."
I am getting some strange feelings here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD honey please and ice....and lock away my phone and laptop...

Oh dear, is it going to get messy? I had one of those earlier in the week!"

I like messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD honey please and ice....and lock away my phone and laptop...

Oh dear, is it going to get messy? I had one of those earlier in the week!

I like messy

Oooh, lady after my own heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us.... I am getting some strange feelings here..."

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into my eyes.....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us.... I am getting some strange feelings here...

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into my eyes....."
Just stumbled and fell and guess what? My lips touched a neck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us.... I am getting some strange feelings here...

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into my eyes.....Just stumbled and fell and guess what? My lips touched a neck....

Was it mine

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I promisedmyself another phase of no alcohol but you guys are so tempting me. I am still holding out at the moment...

Come...be one of us....

one of us...one of us...one of us.... I am getting some strange feelings here...

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into my eyes.....Just stumbled and fell and guess what? My lips touched a neck....

Was it mine

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Of course - it is just that the neck of the Merlot bottle got to my lips first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I will bring ropes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I ll offer a sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars"

How far away do you plan on standing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars

How far away do you plan on standing

From the shed at the bottom of the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ll offer a sensual massage

From top to toe ?

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By *cEvil and BlueangelCouple
over a year ago

Co Durham

Wine and a meal prepared by two chefs.

Daughter and her BF .....nom nom

Surf and turf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars

How far away do you plan on standing

From the shed at the bottom of the garden"

Don't tell me your wearing your flasher Mac still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars

How far away do you plan on standing

From the shed at the bottom of the garden"

Shall I bring you a drink

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I ll offer a sensual massage

From top to toe ?

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Indeed! All over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Have a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ll offer a sensual massage

From top to toe ?

Indeed! All over

Strips off and starfishes on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Have a great night

Don't wait up and dear god don't let me post later lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I ll offer a sensual massage

From top to toe ?

Indeed! All over

Strips off and starfishes on the bed

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Was not joking, you know

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

"
Holy mackerel - you cant put me back in charge because my lips have touched the sinful stuff

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

I'll bring my binoculars

How far away do you plan on standing

From the shed at the bottom of the garden

Shall I bring you a drink

Cookies please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Me too. Hang on just pulling my jeans up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s I am celebrating so the champers is on me, not literally mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Me too. Hang on just pulling my jeans up. "

Ok you and Coco are in charge, now keep order of sorts until I return

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Me too. Hang on just pulling my jeans up.

Ok you and Coco are in charge, now keep order of sorts until I return

No I mean I'm out too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am off out.... Behave kiddies

Coco you are in charge

Me too. Hang on just pulling my jeans up.

Ok you and Coco are in charge, now keep order of sorts until I return

No I mean I'm out too lol"

just as I brought you your cookie's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ll offer a sensual massage

I so need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

Sound perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ll offer a sensual massage

From top to toe ?

Indeed! All over

Strips off and starfishes on the bed

Was not joking, you know

Me either !! Hurry up I'm waiting and there's a draught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

Sound perfect

Team tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor Jerry's, diet ginger beer and fresh lime for me please, I'll have it later, alas I'm still at work...!!!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Vodka please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of voddie and full fat and we can share it

No wonder I like you

I will bring the ice

Ile bring the candles and lemon

I will bring the slow, soft, sensual.... Music and blindfold

Sound perfect

Team tease

Can I join in

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Nice red wine, to go with my rare, garlicky steak, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of bud

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone? "

Well, you get to strip and someone gets to poke her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone? "

Can't play poker I will watch

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch "

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

Oh ok we will get naked together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

Oh ok we will get naked together

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

Oh ok we will get naked together "

hey! is this an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

Oh ok we will get naked together

hey! is this an orgy?"

No its a orgy free thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I need to catch up!

Looks like the party has already started.

"Strips off down to underwear"

Strip poker anyone?

Can't play poker I will watch

No neither can I - I just fancied being naked

Oh ok we will get naked together

hey! is this an orgy?"

Come on Steve get your kit off

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