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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just got off the phone from my dear old mum.

Apparently she saw a relative of ours in the doctors last week. She then went in to tell me.. He's one of those dirty buggers that puts his car keys in a bowl.

I had to make an excuse and hang up as I was laughing so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you manage to keep hold of your bladder? I'd have struggled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just got off the phone from my dear old mum.

Apparently she saw a relative of ours in the doctors last week. She then went in to tell me.. He's one of those dirty buggers that puts his car keys in a bowl.

I had to make an excuse and hang up as I was laughing so hard "

Haha did you ask for their profile name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have encountered a few situations like that in the last few months i just play dumb and say something along the lines of "theres some weird people out there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just got off the phone from my dear old mum.

Apparently she saw a relative of ours in the doctors last week. She then went in to tell me.. He's one of those dirty buggers that puts his car keys in a bowl.

I had to make an excuse and hang up as I was laughing so hard "

that is effing brilliant!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure he doesn't just have a bowl by his front door rather than key hooks?

These old folk are funny buggers sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My aunt asked how you were obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure he doesn't just have a bowl by his front door rather than key hooks?

These old folk are funny buggers sometimes! "

is that the story you give?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My aunt asked how you were obi"

Dear old 'Mabel' !!

Those new hips have worked wonders - and as for that trick she does with the glass eye..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure he doesn't just have a bowl by his front door rather than key hooks?

These old folk are funny buggers sometimes! "

I have a bowl for keys, its in the unit in my front room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure he doesn't just have a bowl by his front door rather than key hooks?

These old folk are funny buggers sometimes!

is that the story you give? "

Nah - I can usually come up with something way more random than that!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

theres a few of them on here, dirty buggers its a disgrace

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