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Imaginary Friends

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got one?

Not just the ones on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep he is called Fred!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear voices in my head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see shadows in my mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like an imaginary friend!!

Anyone want to volunteer??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working shifts makes it seem like I have imaginary friends!

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By *uxtapositionMan
over a year ago

CARDIFF

Sometimes I think ALL my friends have be imaginary

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have an imaginary posse.

They all laugh sycophantically at my jokes and clap and make drum roll noises when I enter a crowded room.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you do with your imaginary friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hide and seek

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"What do you do with your imaginary friends?"

Pass the parcel.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have a couple that pretend to be my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to theme parks with my imaginary friends. They scream louder than I do.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I go to theme parks with my imaginary friends. They scream louder than I do. "

Real theme parks or imaginary ones?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a couple that pretend to be my friends"

That's mean of them.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I only have imaginary friends. They are the ones feeding me chocolate and alcohol.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I only have imaginary friends. They are the ones feeding me chocolate and alcohol."

When you say feeding you chocolate and alcohol are you sure you don't mean chocolate and alcohol are your friends?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No. Got some one here. I think. I hope.

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

mine is fred west ... been trying to shake the bastard off for years

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I only have imaginary friends. They are the ones feeding me chocolate and alcohol.

When you say feeding you chocolate and alcohol are you sure you don't mean chocolate and alcohol are your friends? "
Nice one - cannot think of a witty answer back

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"mine is fred west ... been trying to shake the bastard off for years "

Not the best friend to have.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When I was younger I started getting a voice telling me to jump out of my bedroom window. Thankfully I didn't. This escalated into the voice telling me to hurt others rather than myself. I won't go into much detail but after a short spell in a 'care home' I got put on the right medication and all is fine now.

Anyone fancy meeting?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When I was younger I started getting a voice telling me to jump out of my bedroom window. Thankfully I didn't. This escalated into the voice telling me to hurt others rather than myself. I won't go into much detail but after a short spell in a 'care home' I got put on the right medication and all is fine now.

Anyone fancy meeting? "

Glad you got sorted. Lots of people have voices, some are good voices and some are not so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear voices in my head... "

I see dead people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger I started getting a voice telling me to jump out of my bedroom window. Thankfully I didn't. This escalated into the voice telling me to hurt others rather than myself. I won't go into much detail but after a short spell in a 'care home' I got put on the right medication and all is fine now.

Anyone fancy meeting? "

Brilliant. Post of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imaginary friend force feeds me mashed carrots and fills my pockets full of change when I've been out drinking. He's not all bad though he coves me up with a towel when I black out spooning the toilet

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My imaginary friend force feeds me mashed carrots and fills my pockets full of change when I've been out drinking. He's not all bad though he coves me up with a towel when I black out spooning the toilet "

Why does he mash the carrots before feeding them to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My imaginary friend force feeds me mashed carrots and fills my pockets full of change when I've been out drinking. He's not all bad though he coves me up with a towel when I black out spooning the toilet

Why does he mash the carrots before feeding them to you?"

I don't really know you'd have to ask him but that's what they look like coming back up when I'm hanging out the taxi window

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My imaginary friend force feeds me mashed carrots and fills my pockets full of change when I've been out drinking. He's not all bad though he coves me up with a towel when I black out spooning the toilet

Why does he mash the carrots before feeding them to you?

I don't really know you'd have to ask him but that's what they look like coming back up when I'm hanging out the taxi window "

A friend sending out mixed messages then.

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