FabSwingers.com forum: Size

By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Soho

I view mine through an electron microscope.🔬

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

And were do you start from the balls or the scrotum? Thats what i wanna know! Bet we have some cheater leaters

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It's when they attach a photo of it with a can of lynx deodorant next to it for comparison that does me.

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

When we reach the age of 18 we all relieve a ceremonial ruler at which point we measure our members and thus we know forever more the precise length of our lads

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

Maybe their penis is the only thing about them that’s noteworthy?

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Gotta love the lynx effect or tv remote

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Do we get a refund if it comes up short 😂

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By *he OpalsnakeMan
4 weeks ago

Thirsk

It's not really something I'd discuss publicly nor do I think it matters. I am fascinated by how the guys with elbows in them work out the measurement though, I imagine the equation is pretty complicated.

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By *rregularchoiceCouple
4 weeks ago

Blackpool

Mr. I won’t measure mine, too scared of the results 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Yes we do, but I measure mine in millimetres.

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By *es not the MessiahMan
4 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

We deliberately mix up inches and centimetres

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Gotta love the lynx effect or tv remote "

😂😂

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Stamford

Mine isn't big enough to brag about, but it keeps me happy.

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By *ete hMan
4 weeks ago

Penzance

I measured mine just out of curiosity when I was younger. A lot of people seem to have really skewed ideas about size tho (probably due to porn exaggerating things, saying a guy is about 2" longer than they really are). I'll never forget the time I was chatting to a woman on another site whose name was 'Sizequeen' and said she only liked massive dicks. So I asked her how big she thought mine was and she said 10" 🤣

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By *emonochromeMan
4 weeks ago

Watford

Hand on heart I’ve never measured it

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

It wasn’t an invite to send me pics was a question for here that all 😂

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"

They think all they have to do is have a big cock. It's a shame isn't it. Bless em!

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Stamford

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?

They think all they have to do is have a big cock. It's a shame isn't it. Bless em!

Nope a big hammer. 😆 🤣 😂

Just kidding 😂

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

That would be different I’m Thor hammer sized 😂

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By *agic.MMan
4 weeks ago

Orpington

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"

We all measure it at some point in our lives...we were told at an early age that girls "don't want no short dick man" 👀...being the Mtv generation and all that

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By *hickthighs25Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?

We all measure it at some point in our lives...we were told at an early age that girls "don't want no short dick man" 👀...being the Mtv generation and all that"

Dont want dont want dont want 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *artorialMan
4 weeks ago

weymouth

"It's when they attach a photo of it with a can of lynx deodorant next to it for comparison that does me.

But is that the mini can

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By *ingh89Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Gotta love the lynx effect or tv remote "

Should they use a ruler instead to be more precise lol

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

I remeber that song should re release it 😂

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By *oodtimebiboyMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

I have measured my cut cock when I was younger and it’s 5 & 3/4 inches, the 3/4 was very important in my younger days. It’s average but I like it, it’s aesthetically pleasing, very straight, some say thick but I’ve seen and enjoyed thicker. Also enjoyed smaller. Mostly friends in the person at the other end. Get a big swollen head, learnt to control myself more and prefer to think of the pleasure of others.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
4 weeks ago

Morioh-Cho, Stourbridge

We get messages asking "can she handle my 9 inch cock"

When we say no they don't know what to do with themselves .

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

"We get messages asking "can she handle my 9 inch cock"

When we say no they don't know what to do with themselves ."

Or no we’re not into poultry farming

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By *hortyscotWoman
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Maybe their penis is the only thing about them that’s noteworthy?"

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By *reentomato2Couple
4 weeks ago

cambridge

i prefer having a shorter length dick,if my wife 12 inches i get to have sex with her twice,

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

I blame Adrian Mole…ha had a chart on his wall lol

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By *hyKentGuyMan
4 weeks ago

sheerness

I don’t give our measurements! I like to disappoint in person!..😳

(Never actually measured it)!

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

"I blame Adrian Mole…ha had a chart on his wall lol"

Who ???

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Chichester

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"

All men are 8” no

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By *orbidden eastMan
4 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

🤣🤠🤣

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By *uteinasuitMan
4 weeks ago

Herts

"It's when they attach a photo of it with a can of lynx deodorant next to it for comparison that does me.

Aldi own brand nowadays. I can't afford such luxuries

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

"It's when they attach a photo of it with a can of lynx deodorant next to it for comparison that does me.

Aldi own brand nowadays. I can't afford such luxuries "

Probably better than brut I received a pic with that in it 😂

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"I blame Adrian Mole…ha had a chart on his wall lol

Who ???"

Haha

The secret diary of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend

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By *hyKentGuyMan
4 weeks ago

sheerness

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

TBH I’ve never messaged a lady purporting to a have a particular size appendage. My motto is, “ I’ve got what I’ve got”. I like to think there’s plenty more to me than the size of my penis.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭"

But how would you give the measurement

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By *avexxMan
4 weeks ago

cheshire

i can honestly say ive never measured the little fellar

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By *offysmangoMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester

It's better for me ego, if I measure it in cm.

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By *hatgingerguyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

I only measure in jelly babies end to end. I'm 3 jelly babies long. Read it and weep guys

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"

Unless it’s measured against a can of Carling* above an open unflushed toilet then it’s a no from me.

* other beverages are available

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

But how would you give the measurement "

By how many chupa chups lollies I can line up against it 🍭

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

Think I would measure I’m smarties or m&ms

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By *allipygousMan
4 weeks ago

Leicester

I used to say any man that claims he's never measured his cock was a liar or a double arm amputee. One of my sons pointed out though that if the man thinks he's got a small one he probably doesn't want to measure it and get it confirmed 🤔

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?

Unless it’s measured against a can of Carling* above an open unflushed toilet then it’s a no from me.

* other beverages are available "

My queen lol

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By *am3032TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Alfreton

Only 6.5”, and yes I’ve measured, guys keep telling me I look quite big X

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

But how would you give the measurement "

How many polos they can fit

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

But how would you give the measurement

How many polos they can fit "

Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

But how would you give the measurement

How many polos they can fit

Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭 "

Swing ball too

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Stamford

But how would you give the measurement

How many polos they can fit

Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭

Swing ball too "

Be careful which balls you're hitting.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

But how would you give the measurement

How many polos they can fit

Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭

Swing ball too "

Now THAT would be a lot of fun … mwahahahaha

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By *aughty girl l OP Woman
4 weeks ago

birmingham

But how would you give the measurement

How many polos they can fit

Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭

Swing ball too

Now THAT would be a lot of fun … mwahahahaha"

You know it

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
4 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

And if you can’t get the inner tube of the toilet roll over it then it’s girthy lol

Mrs

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By *allipygousMan
4 weeks ago

Leicester

"Only 6.5”, and yes I’ve measured, guys keep telling me I look quite big X"

Just say you're 6.5", there's no need for the "only".

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Stamford

"And if you can’t get the inner tube of the toilet roll over it then it’s girthy lol

Mrs"

I must've missed that episode of Blue Peter.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
4 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

"And if you can’t get the inner tube of the toilet roll over it then it’s girthy lol

Mrs

I must've missed that episode of Blue Peter.

🤣🤣

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