FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a fuck?

By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

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I’ve forgotten what sex feels like

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By *hil most chillMan
5 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

I hear it's like warm apple pie

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By *eesside52Man
5 weeks ago

Stockton

Would love to join or be joined xx

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

Same so the answer is yes. They've got to follow me around the forums after though, else it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

It feels like anxiety followed by 30-45 seconds of fun followed by apologies and a swift exit.

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By *upersonic SamMan
5 weeks ago

wigan

Hell yes, due to lack of interest though it will be a wank followed by a bowl of cornflakes

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
5 weeks ago

Durham

"I hear it's like warm apple pie"

Try and pick one that doesn't have cinnamon in it though, it stings

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

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"Same so the answer is yes. They've got to follow me around the forums after though, else it didn't happen."

Good luck.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

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"I hear it's like warm apple pie"

Yeah?

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"I hear it's like warm apple pie

Yeah?

Nice. "

Try it with custard as well, but make sure it's not piping hot.

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By *ucka39Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle

Watermelon are going cheap cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

It's too hot for sex, or for anyone to be in the same room as me.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

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"I hear it's like warm apple pie

Yeah?

Nice.

Try it with custard as well, but make sure it's not piping hot."

I hate custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Go get yourself a McDonalds apple pie. Perfect size to try before you graduate to a 12 inch

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
5 weeks ago

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"Go get yourself a McDonalds apple pie. Perfect size to try before you graduate to a 12 inch "

Up my bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Go get yourself a McDonalds apple pie. Perfect size to try before you graduate to a 12 inch

Up my bum?"

McNuggets for that. I'll let you decide on 6,9 or 20

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By *rPunxMan
5 weeks ago

Hull

"Go get yourself a McDonalds apple pie. Perfect size to try before you graduate to a 12 inch "
fuck that those things are filled with napalm.

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By *rPunxMan
5 weeks ago

Hull

I've heard a jam jar filled with chopped liver is better 😉😅

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By *ripfillMan
5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"I've heard a jam jar filled with chopped liver is better 😉😅"

Omg …. My stomach has just churned …. Where’s the toilet… feeling v v queasy now

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

We had sex earlier this morning when hubby came home from night shift. So I'm all good.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I fancy a fuck

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By *uteinasuitMan
3 weeks ago

Herts

I feel sundays should be fafdays

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I think I need my bad mood fucked out of me . Sadly I'm so fussy that it won't happen

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It feels like anxiety followed by 30-45 seconds of fun followed by apologies and a swift exit."
boastful.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
3 weeks ago

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"I think I need my bad mood fucked out of me . Sadly I'm so fussy that it won't happen "

Same.

And same.

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

"It feels like anxiety followed by 30-45 seconds of fun followed by apologies and a swift exit."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *tDomingo78Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes I do 👀

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
3 weeks ago

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I’ve still not had sex.

Omg

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

"I’ve still not had sex.

Omg "

How long has it been?

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
3 weeks ago

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man
3 weeks ago

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"I’ve still not had sex.

Omg

How long has it been? "

It’ll be a month next week.

And I actually think I might have a dry July.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

"I’ve still not had sex.

Omg

How long has it been?

It’ll be a month next week.

And I actually think I might have a dry July. "

Ooh that makes me sad for you!

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Amateur! 18 months 😱😬🤓

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By *eonknifeWoman
3 weeks ago

skegness

i think my hymen has regenerated, like a lizard growing its own tail back again.

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By *adyBugsWoman
3 weeks ago

cognito

No thanks I’ve just washed my hairs.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

So washing my hair

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By *2000ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

Overrated, wank instead.

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By *akedMMan
3 weeks ago

Witney

It’s been over seven years since I’ve had sex

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

It's been 84 years.....

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By *upersonic SamMan
3 weeks ago

wigan

"It's been 84 years....."

Pftttt, Rookie numbers

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Whats sex 😒

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By *orny IrishMan
3 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Whats sex 😒"

Back home the answer to that would be what people from Cullybacky put spuds in.

They have a broad accent and sacks sounds like sex. 😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Whats sex 😒

Back home the answer to that would be what people from Cullybacky put spuds in.

They have a broad accent and sacks sounds like sex. 😂"

Ah thats what it means i wondered why i didnt get any im im the wrong country 🤭🤷‍♀️

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By *exyInLatinMan
3 weeks ago

Warsop

"Whats sex 😒"

It’s a lot like the game hide the sausage

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"Whats sex 😒

It’s a lot like the game hide the sausage "

Ah yes ive had sex then thanks for confirming

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Stamford

Crikey, I cant even spell 'Secks'.

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By *ebauchayMan
3 weeks ago

swindon south

"It's been 84 years....."

*throws large sapphire necklace into the sea*

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's been 84 years.....

*throws large sapphire necklace into the sea*"

*accompanied by my sex life*

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By *ebauchayMan
3 weeks ago

swindon south

"It's been 84 years.....

*throws large sapphire necklace into the sea*

*accompanied by my sex life* "

Budge up. There’s room on that door for two

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By *orbidden eastMan
3 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hrills and adventureMan
3 weeks ago

Winchester

Sex life, what's that 😃

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I might put up a meet. That'll get them rolling in 🤭🤓

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

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