FabSwingers.com forum: Public service announcement!

By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!

Would anyone else like to blame something on me?

*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to work all weekend!

It's all your fault for not giving me last weeks winning lottery numbers!

You still have time to make amends and forward me tonights by 7.15pm !

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh ok, they are.....

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's your fault I'm barred from the roxy,s lol

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Yes it's your fault I'm barred from the roxy,s lol"

I don't know what or where that is but OK I'm so terribly sorry

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!

*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."

Why do you apparently FEEl this site is shit? I'm 100% agreeing with you here, I don't THINK this site is shite ether. I love it Xxx

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh Pippa, stop being cryptic and just feel me up

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Bollocks, I mean Pipper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault I'm in here and not cleaning before kids come home from school!!!

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

That's ok I'm not cleaning either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault I've gotten aroused

lol xxx

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

It's all your fault that I'm having to go to the gym rather stay at home and eat cake.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/05/13 12:28:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ure fault I had to remove that post coz this damn iphone predicts like shit x

And it's ure fault I got male pattern baldness at 18 x damn u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I blame you for having to get my knitting needles out to make a shawl for our unborn grandson, which in its self is not a problem but its gonna take me forever and so I will not have a life or fun or anything. so if you had told my daughter and son in law NO SHAGGING I wouldn't be knitting again.... looking forward to him being born though

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Fuck! I'm such a bad person

I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its your fault beckham retired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

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Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault that we are in mid May and it's friggin freezing, bitch!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

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Cover your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck! I'm such a bad person

I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry now

I want to blame you for my pmt and the fact I've not fecking chocolate in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all your fault that I'm having to go to the gym rather stay at home and eat cake....... "

Can I have your cake and eat it ?

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

The invasion of Poland was uncalled for, please don't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!

Would anyone else like to blame something on me?

*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."

That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I blame you for having to get my knitting needles out to make a shawl for our unborn grandson, which in its self is not a problem but its gonna take me forever and so I will not have a life or fun or anything. so if you had told my daughter and son in law NO SHAGGING I wouldn't be knitting again.... looking forward to him being born though

Assuming this is Mrs Sexycouple posting, you are a woman and can therefore multitask! There is plenty of fun to be had without having to use YOUR hands and Im sure Mr Sexycouple would be happy to oblige you! Therefore you can have fun and continue with shawl - k1,p1,yrbn,k2tog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now

Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck! I'm such a bad person

I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry now

No just go and sit in the naughty corner and await your pinishment

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Self control ladies!

(She says, stood in the kitchen inhaling a sausage roll)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault the banks missold ppi

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

Cover your eyes.

ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingers

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

" That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.

So it's my fault you're giggling? ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

Cover your eyes.

ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingers"
Poke yourself in your eyes.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

Cover your eyes.

ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingersPoke yourself in your eyes.....

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ffs thats hurting like feck now you daft mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Self control ladies!

(She says, stood in the kitchen inhaling a sausage roll)"

Inhaling a sausage roll?

Is that just a snack or part of a rigourous training regime for other 'sausage swallowing' activities?

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

That wasn't my fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics

Cover your eyes.

ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingers"

Get back to work dad, or im telling my mum on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.

So it's my fault you're giggling? ?

Yes but that's a good thing especially on a Friday.

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Inhaling a sausage roll?

Is that just a snack or part of a rigourous training regime for other 'sausage swallowing' activities?

Come here I'll show ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Self control ladies!

(She says, stood in the kitchen inhaling a sausage roll)

Inhaling a sausage roll?

Is that just a snack or part of a rigourous training regime for other 'sausage swallowing' activities?

No calories in smelling, aleays thought it dont count if you dont swallow xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's your fault my car cost nothing to get fixed - thank you!

I've rewarded you by buying some chocolate but it's your fault you are in Halifax and I will have to eat it for you. Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now

Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...

Oooo yes pls xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

and we havnt won the world cup since 66 and thats def your fault

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"It's your fault my car cost nothing to get fixed - thank you!

I've rewarded you by buying some chocolate but it's your fault you are in Halifax and I will have to eat it for you. Damn!"

It's probably my fault I'm lactose intolerant anyway *sniffle*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your fault I am trying to pack and apparently making more feckin mess than before cos I am lookin for certain things ...... Where the bloody housework fairy!!!!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!

Would anyone else like to blame something on me?

*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."

it is your fault that I did not plan my morning out properly so only have time to bake one of 2 cakes needed for later before school run...how dare you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now

Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...

Oooo yes pls xx

They also do a Orange one

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It was you who nicked my libido was it!?

I demand you return it undamaged and fully charged in time for the weekend.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet

Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now

Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...

Oooo yes pls xx

They also do a Orange one

I am with you on the orange one - peppermint makes skin go tingly

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones!

Don't you like bad ones

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones!

Don't you like bad ones

turn around and bend over!! Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones!

Don't you like bad ones

turn around and bend over!! Now

Can I get up now miss ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So really its your fault things break and not minxies ,,

sorry I ever doubted you minxie

I never thought it was you,, honest,,

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones!

Don't you like bad ones

turn around and bend over!! Now

Can I get up now miss ?

5 hours of non stop spanking should be enough!!

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