FabSwingers.com forum: A joke for Friday :-)

By *icklover OP Man
over a year ago

Devizes

Heard some moaning coming from upstairs as I walked in from work today, so ran up to the bedroom to investigate. I opened the door to find my wife naked on the bed, four fingers jammed up her sopping hole.

As she saw me stood there, she put on a real show for me and brought herself to a noisy, wet orgasm before my eyes.

"So what would you like me to do for you now, baby?" She asked, as she got her breath back.

"Change the fucking duvet?"

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When will you be posting the joke mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will you be posting the joke mate? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will you be posting the joke mate? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a new fucking laptop and getting it home and realising it has windows 8 on it! That's a real big joke!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Bloke takes his wife to the Doctors, she'd somehow got a golf ball stuck up her arse.

Doctor had a look and said...........

"Hmmm, it looks like it's up a fairway"

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social meet over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for fun and a few drinks with some fabsters at an hotel and had a few beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something

I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it

past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as

I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was in hospital yesterday getting a mole removed from my penis. the docs said it went well.

But the RSPCA say if I do it again they will prosecute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle x

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Bloke takes his wife to the Doctors, she'd somehow got a golf ball stuck up her arse.

Doctor had a look and said...........

"Hmmm, it looks like it's up a fairway"

Women should be like golf caddies...

Either holding your balls or getting your fucking tee ready.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Just got back from a week's holiday at a naturist park in the south of France.

The first day was the hardest.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Studies have proven the reason women don't fart as much as men is that they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure in their arse!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I am reading a book at the moment about how to bluff your way as a footballer long after you have ceased to be one.

The book is called

Pretend it like Beckham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard some moaning coming from upstairs as I walked in from work today, so ran up to the bedroom to investigate. I opened the door to find my wife naked on the bed, four fingers jammed up her sopping hole.

As she saw me stood there, she put on a real show for me and brought herself to a noisy, wet orgasm before my eyes.

"So what would you like me to do for you now, baby?" She asked, as she got her breath back.

"Change the fucking duvet?"

PMSL

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

my girlfriend said i have two major faults

1, i dont listen

2, some other crap she was rattling on about

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was watching TV when my wife sat down beside me, stroked my cock through my jeans and whispered, "Fancy a fuck?"

I said, "You're after something..."

"No I'm not," she protested.

"Yes you are," I said,

"your after Match of the Day.

come back in an hour."

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