FabSwingers.com forum: What’s puts you off during sex?

By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

When your getting intimate with someone what is something someone could do which is a big turn off for you and kills the mood?

Has it ever happened to you during sex or were you put off before anything sexy happened?

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Brum

Checks their phone.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Quietness, it’s so awkward

Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination

Not offering coffee & biscuits after

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By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Oh dear 😬

Do you get them during sex?

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By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Checks their phone."

That would annoy me and instantly put me off.

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
2 weeks ago

Merseyside

Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!

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By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Quietness, it’s so awkward

Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination

Not offering coffee & biscuits after"

Nothing worse than awkward silence and even more so not offering coffee and biscuits after,how rude!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Brum

"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"

Yeah, spunk in my ear sounds horrific.

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By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"

Can’t say that’s ever happened to me but it doesn’t sound a bit odd and off putting 😅

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By *et and WillingCouple
2 weeks ago

Nuneaton

The dog sniffing my bum 😁

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Oh dear 😬

Do you get them during sex?"

The joys of hitting 50 minx!

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By *inx000 OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"

😂😂😂

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Anyone singing Ooh aah... Just a little bit more.

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By *poolGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Had their cat walk in sit watched meowed then turned and walked out. It was the cats feeding time apparently.

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2 weeks ago

Turning the telly on, and saying that Coronation Street is more exciting.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much

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By *ingsysMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Pet walking in

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Trying to think of something really witty and inappropriate to say but can't seem to.

So I'll just say, vicar, funeral service, shocked attendees.

I'm sure someone can come up with a funny anecdote ?

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Oh dear 😬

Do you get them during sex?"

Even get them playing on my own.. bring my knees up and BAM. Even just trying to sleep and moving my leg .

Blergh.

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Oh dear 😬

Do you get them during sex?

The joys of hitting 50 minx!"

The Lord giveth and taketh away... Hit 50 and get amazing sexy confidence... And a big fuck you 😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife has this thing where if she has a thought in her head she has to say it out loud or she’ll forget it. She started telling me a story about my sister. I’ve never climbed off faster in my life.

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Anything like spitting or being too porny.

I've not had to stop a meet, but years ago, I was chatting to a bloke. He mentioned he liked putting his hands around a woman's neck during sex. I said that's definitely not for me, he said no worries, then kept mentioning it.

I blocked him as I wouldn't be able to trust someone who doesn't understand boundaries, in a real life meet.

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The 5:45am alarm on my phone , it’s gentle (iPhone early riser) , but I know it ain’t gonna stop. It’s out of reach, so I carry on for a bit, but eventually it’s killing it.

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By *erry bull1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Her saying the eggs are boiled

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By *eyedwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Put it all in

When its already all in

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….

It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop.

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
2 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination "

This happened recently with my fb… just… no.

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By *emonochromeMan
2 weeks ago

Watford

"The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much

A sure fire sign that you shouldn’t be having sex

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By *emonochromeMan
2 weeks ago

Watford

Bad dirty talking had someone once who just couldn’t quite get the patter down and said yes I love your Willy in me. Well Willy ran away at record speed 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"My wife has this thing where if she has a thought in her head she has to say it out loud or she’ll forget it. She started telling me a story about my sister. I’ve never climbed off faster in my life."

Gawd, I bet!! 😂🤣

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Gawd, I bet!! 😂🤣"

Not what you want to hear when you’re 2 and a half minutes into the best 3 minutes of her life.

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

She said, 'Someone's coming! I panicked and said, Who ?! thinking it was her mum or dad because she lived at home with her parents at the time.

She then said 'ME' and cums

Ffs lol

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….

It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop."

Was there much queefing afterwards?

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By *hekaiserMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Premature ejaculation....

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs

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By *eliusMan
2 weeks ago

Henlow

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Oh Jesus, yeah! And it’s always worse when you’re having fun!

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By *ndymac888Man
2 weeks ago

Dumbarton

If a woman puts on a voice that sounds like one of those 90s sex numbers. Like oh sex mode voice 😂😂.

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By *asygoingcouple1000Couple
2 weeks ago

North Manchester

When their forehead sweat drips in your eye

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Brum

"When their forehead sweat drips in your eye"

This is the main reason we always wear goggles for missionary.

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By *allipygousMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"

Or outside the room you're in (small clubs)

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….

It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop.

Was there much queefing afterwards?"

First time it happened, I didn’t know what it was. I thought something was broken so just stopped. I guess the air came out, but I wasn’t aware of it.

It’s not like the normal fanny farts it’s practically impossible to break on through and continue

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"

Sorry It’s nerves, honestly. ‘ get your fucking Johnny on and put some cock in here’ makes me v nervous and talk bollox, my cock practically shrivels away! I don’t know how people manage to get it in

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
2 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Do something out of the ordinary/kinky that we hadn't discussed beforehand.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Not getting any 🤣🤣🤣

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By *eardedguy83Man
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire

"Not getting any 🤣🤣🤣"

Absolutely 🤣🤣

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
2 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

"If a woman puts on a voice that sounds like one of those 90s sex numbers. Like oh sex mode voice 😂😂.

My voice is apparently like that… naturally, no put on… husky, breathy and very sex line vibe 😂

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

I suddenly notice the two large blue barrel drums in the corner of the room...

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Person banging on the wall

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By *izandpaulCouple
2 weeks ago

merseyside

We were in a swingers club having fun with another couple on a group bed. Outside some woman was banging on about the last few episodes of Emmerdale, it never ended.

We just looked at each other, started laughing, jumped off the bed and headed for a drink, she was still banging on when we walked past her.

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By *izandpaulCouple
2 weeks ago

merseyside

"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything "

But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience".

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By *ustincredible69Man
2 weeks ago

drumoak

Once got attacked from a ex gf's dog while we were going hard at it that was a mood killer

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything

But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience".

Oh my thats never been said to you has it?

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By *izandpaulCouple
2 weeks ago

merseyside

"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything

But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience".

Oh my thats never been said to you has it? "

No, as it would be factually incorrect.....

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Their phone keeps beeping. Silence it ffs 🙄

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Altrincham

Being caught by the wife

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

When they let a fart out just kills it for me

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By *urvy_tatted_bratWoman
2 weeks ago

Near You

Them trying to go straight in for penetration with no foreplay!

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By *entishbloke73Man
2 weeks ago

Belvedere, Kent/London

Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real!

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By *hristianGray2005Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

A gfs cat had a thing for licking my feet and toes, usually when o was in bed with gf. Felt like a Wet Sandpaper licking my feet. Random, ticklish and a mood killer lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

When they won't listen to what you want.

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By *amwanMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

On a meet and just getting naughty and the cat had shit on the rug and she stood in it

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

"Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real!"

Seriously not a fan of the word daddy!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not a huge fan of being called their wife’s name right as they’re about to cum. Especially when I didn’t know they had a wife 😳

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

"Being caught by the wife

Or the husband 🤣

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By *k_123Man
2 weeks ago

the north

A quite partner, nothing worse what a girl would does not moan and grown during sex

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By *he Happy ManMan
2 weeks ago

Merseyside

Being called Daddy or her asking me to call her little girl or girl.

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By *ysteryman6998Man
2 weeks ago

essex

When she burps

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
2 weeks ago

Lurgan

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Get that, cramps in the sole of our feet ruins the mood for us

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’m not a huge fan of being called their wife’s name right as they’re about to cum. Especially when I didn’t know they had a wife 😳"

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool / London

"Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real!

Seriously not a fan of the word daddy!"

Yep hate it

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By *ny1localMan
2 weeks ago

READING

"When they let a fart out just kills it for me "
reminds me of when I let one off and the devil got hold of me...her 'that's disgusting ',me 'I guess a blowjob's out of the question '

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By *ongLaster15Man
2 weeks ago

Spalding

Was seeing a nice young lady, and things were going quite well, so naturally this progressed to sex. But she had this really weird habit of narrating it in the third person…

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"When they let a fart out just kills it for me reminds me of when I let one off and the devil got hold of me...her 'that's disgusting ',me 'I guess a blowjob's out of the question '"

🤣😂🤣😂🤣. 👌

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By *eviant loversCouple
2 weeks ago

half way to hell

Leaving socks on! It’s almost like saying I won’t be long, I’ll be putting me shoes back on in 5!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
2 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

No, I’m not your daddy 🤦‍♂️

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By *cl1912Man
2 weeks ago

Swinton

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Same here too

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

I get them too, especially when she is on top. Which is frustrating as i prefer her on top. Ibtry to style it out ! But sometimes i just have to stop !!

More salt in your diet helps apparently.

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By *ABflirtyWoman
2 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

socks on .......a no no . x

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By *idnightMischiefMan
2 weeks ago

London

A pet wandering around! 😬

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

Silence, let me know I’m doing a good job lol x

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan
2 weeks ago

Staines

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Try magnesium

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Dirty talk. Just no, shhhh 🤫

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
2 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Nothing they do but if I hear any outside noise, my concentration disappears and then I can't orgasm 😏

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By *ABflirtyWoman
2 weeks ago

Norfolk Coast

B.O and bad teeth ...

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Try magnesium "

Magnesium glycinate capsules!

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By *aughty40sRugbyCouple
1 week ago

Rugby

That poorly timed spanked arse that isn't sexy and just plain stinks. Possess me off and I nope out 😂😂 ( shelly)

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
1 week ago

Southwest & Cork City

Definitely deftly silence

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

When they get it just perfectly and then change the speed 😒

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By *carlettsWoman
1 week ago

Harpenden

"When they get it just perfectly and then change the speed 😒"

This

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By *onty777Man
1 week ago

midlands

Last one was vaping whilst sat on me. Weird.

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By *rivervaderMan
1 week ago

bolton

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Oh dear 😬

Do you get them during sex?

Even get them playing on my own.. bring my knees up and BAM. Even just trying to sleep and moving my leg .

I feel your pain. It also gets me at times but now the worst part is I can’t seem to cum any more

Blergh. "

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1 week ago

Usually the man

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
1 week ago

London/Kent

My ex used to sweat alot sometimes while giving it good on top of me but the 'good' for me disappeared when his sweat used to drip onto my forehead🙀🤮

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By *i married coupleXCouple
1 week ago

Bellshill

I wouldn't it puts me off as such but when he's going for it and slightly misjudges the angle and hits that wee bit in middle between 😺 and ass, ouch man down 😆 🤣

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
1 week ago

London/Kent

"Once got attacked from a ex gf's dog while we were going hard at it that was a mood killer"

Lol I just found that very funny

🤭

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By *illabongboy1971Man
1 week ago

Penicuik

Asking "Is it in yet?"

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By *hesubtlegentMan
1 week ago

surrey

Had a meet where she said she called me daddy just as I was about to roll a condom on… proper killed the moment for me. Instant softness, shrivel back into my scrotum never to be seen again in her company… she was at mine so had to make my excuses and take her home…

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By *iss DevilWoman
1 week ago

Bedford

"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"

I agree! Myself and my partner were playing in the dungeon, and there were people standing on the corridor, going on and on about golf! Eventually, we both lost the moment.

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By *orthern BeardMan
1 week ago

South Wales / Lancashire

Proper noisy beds. Just puts me right off

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By *sWyldWoman
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Calling me derogatory names. I really would stop and leave

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By *yore34Man
1 week ago

Hull

When there boring and won't do any work just lay there

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By *oonbath89Man
1 week ago

radstock

When she says go deeper and I’ve give her every inch I’ve got and then in the wise words of Ian Beale I cry “I’ve got nothing left “

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By *upersonic SamMan
1 week ago

wigan

Uncontrollable squirting/missing whilst fucking and knowing I don't have a waterproof sheet down

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Brum

"Proper noisy beds. Just puts me right off "

Yes.

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By *arkW73Man
1 week ago

Kesgrave

The husband coming home.... lol

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Mariana Trench

When you say you’re gonna cum and they change up what they’re doing.

I’m not asking you to do anything different! I’m merely passing on information, you do not need to action that information. Continue what you are doing or you’ll scare it away and it won’t come back 😭

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By *entleman JayMan
1 week ago

Wakefield

"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"

Any household pets in the room. The poor animals don’t want to see that. lol.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Brum

When she says she’s gonna cum so I let it go and then she’s all like… is that it?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My cat jumped on my husband's back once while we were having sex, although we'd shut the door she somehow got in and decided to jump on his back ..🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Calling me derogatory names. I really would stop and leave "

This... X

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By *en_kMan
1 week ago

North West

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️

Try magnesium

Magnesium glycinate capsules! "

I find pickled gherkins get rid of the cramps … and any sexy intent as a side effect

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By *xydadbodMan
1 week ago

Milton keynes

Personal hygiene.. nothing more off putting than when youre about to go down and there is a stench that even makes the most hardened fishermen jump overboard 😅😅🙈🙈

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By *urenutsMan
1 week ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Personal hygiene, dirty house

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
1 week ago

BRIDPORT

When they suddenly wake up and start screaming at you to get out

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By *WANDTGCouple
1 week ago

Borough of Greenwich

Being bitten too hard , there's pain and pleasure , also boundaries.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
1 week ago

Norwich

"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"

Me too, kissing or licking my ears just nooooo!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
1 week ago

West Suffolk

Announcing they want to cum on my feet, and yes this happened recently

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By *pirited obeliskMan
1 week ago

Isle of wight

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By *corpionixMan
1 week ago

Crewe

D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".

😐

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
1 week ago

honeysuckle lane

Fanny farts

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
1 week ago

honeysuckle lane

"Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".

😐"
yes 🤢

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
1 week ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much

A sure fire sign that you shouldn’t be having sex

Exactly why I made my excuses to the couple and left

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
1 week ago

Haywards Heath

"Personal hygiene.. nothing more off putting than when youre about to go down and there is a stench that even makes the most hardened fishermen jump overboard 😅😅🙈🙈"

Or cock reaking of ciggys!

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By *hortieWoman
1 week ago

Northampton

"Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".

😐"

Oh hell no...

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By *hortieWoman
1 week ago

Northampton

"Fanny farts "

I've given up being mortified by them. I just laugh.. uncontrollably sometimes.. one guy still had his cock in me and enjoyed the feeling while I was laughing 🤣

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By *hortieWoman
1 week ago

Northampton

"D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit

I have questions....... That I'm not going to ask...

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By *aughtynice78Man
1 week ago

Telford

"Fanny farts "

Love a good fanny fart... keeps everyone smiling

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By *valanche6969Man
1 week ago

Blackburn

An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer!

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By *lix CoxMan
1 week ago

CF39

Bad Breath

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By *corpionixMan
1 week ago

Crewe

"D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit

I have questions....... That I'm not going to ask..."

Feel free to ask

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By *ojangles69Woman
1 week ago

Milton Keynes

"Fanny farts

Love a good fanny fart... keeps everyone smiling

💯🤣🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

The door bell going off …

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby

When they ask how did you enter there house

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By *ragonSweetieWoman
1 week ago

Chester

Bad hygiene or silence

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By *ldclitlickerMan
1 week ago

portsmouth

Why do my gf legs shake after sex

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By *emptme1993Man
1 week ago

manchester

Hearing the word ‘no’ even if she doesn’t mean no stop or something, as soon as I hear it it makes me stop and question everything 🤦‍♂️

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
1 week ago

scunthorpe

Who ever I’m with trying too hard to talk dirty 🙈

Donna x

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
1 week ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

When they scratch you a little too hard.

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By *ig pappa25Man
1 week ago

offaly midlands

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By *raig05Man
1 week ago

essex

Im in

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
1 week ago

stanley

"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"

Toe cramps! Usually at the point of cumming

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
1 week ago

Hereabouts

I'm like.. pretty deaf. Yet to have sex with my hearing aids in.. but prior to getting them.. if someone said something super quiet and I'm like what? Pardon? Say again? I just feel awkward if I can't hear what they're saying and that puts me off haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
1 week ago

Central

A man who seems to be interfering with an engine, not my body

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop

Silence is definitely one for me xx

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By *exy RexyMan
1 week ago

Up North

Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull

Jeee that’s creepy

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
1 week ago

London

"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull

Hahahaha, but I bet you would keep going though

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull

Hahahaha, but I bet you would keep going though "

Keep on boning 🤣🤣🤣

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By *itz145Man
1 week ago

LEAMINGTON SPA

Being quiet, not into pornstar screams but no noise at all is a turn off

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
1 week ago

London/Kent

"An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer! "

Omg the fake moaning 👍

There was a woman here before & her videos seemed so fake with her moaning way over the top, it was so clear she was faking it, her sounds were actually cringe worthy & very difficult to listen to, I wasn't the only one who felt that way about her.

So yes that's a definite turn off for me

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By *orny salesmanMan
1 week ago

Preston

Her husband phoning her

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By *onnachakeaneMan
1 week ago

Dundrum

After long build up hastily grabbing the pack of condoms in the moment frantically ripping open the wrapper and attempting to roll it on the wrong way flinging it aside and starting the process again…

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By *Wood82Man
1 week ago

rotherham

Getting whipped in the eye by her pony tail nearly killed the mood last week

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate

"Checks their phone."

This is a joke, right? No one does this?

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 week ago

Telford

I like noise and odd words or moans but no yes baby lol .

Had sex with someone that contantly repeated the word baby over and over ffs killed my mood.

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By *e and Him69Couple
1 week ago

Uxbridge

Pet names for body parts….”little Derek is ready for Cassandra”….wtf, really? I’m out! (Especially if it’s little 🤣)

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By *r TriomanMan
1 week ago

Malmesbury

They start talking about the damp patch on their ceiling... this actually happened to me; it was an instant show stopper.

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By *omeones GrumpMan
1 week ago

3rd rock from the sun

Someone else being there as I try the wank

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
1 week ago

Bridgwater

A lack of clear communication, don’t just mumble, be clear about if you’re enjoying what’s happening or not

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By *rsNeighbourWoman
1 week ago

Perth, Fife, Dundee

Calling me a slut or sexy 🤢 don't degrade me!

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By *rPunxMan
1 week ago

Hull

"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"
I've had this and yes very off putting

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By *en_kMan
1 week ago

North West

"An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer!

Omg the fake moaning 👍

So yes that's a definite turn off for me "

Sometimes those ‘fake’ noises are that persons reality. I couldn’t continue with a relationship after 6 months because she made a noise like a train when she was orgasming … kind of choo chooo choooo

I imagine Jimmy Carr will have a difficult cum noise

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England

From a woman it's when she says something like break me open or destroy my c***...

Wouldn't you just prefer a few good orgasms?

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By *ondiego85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

Exaggerated noises and screams. I had a girlfriend that would scream like an American pornstar. She was not faking any of it, it was just her. A bit off putting, especially at the beginning…

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By *llblueMan
1 week ago

Irvine

Poor hygiene.

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By *ate234567Woman
1 week ago

maidstone

Baby oil

Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses

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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
1 week ago

South

Unbearable moaning

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By *ondiego85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

"Baby oil

Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses

Was it diddy?

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England

"Baby oil

Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses

Puts the oil back in his bag

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By *aggonerMan
1 week ago

for a penny

"I'm like.. pretty deaf. Yet to have sex with my hearing aids in.. but prior to getting them.. if someone said something super quiet and I'm like what? Pardon? Say again? I just feel awkward if I can't hear what they're saying and that puts me off haha"

I started taking my hearing aids out after her thighs against my head made them whistle and she thought it was her phone.

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By *rslaveMan
1 week ago

Essex

When there kids shouting is that dad in there …

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By *aggonerMan
1 week ago

for a penny

"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull

You mean it wasn’t there at the beginning?

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