FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up

By *neformany95 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Loughborough

What's your best or cheesiest pick up line

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
3 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

"Do you want to fuck my wife?"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"if you were a sheep, I'd clone you"

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By *hGlobbitsMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

""Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜"

I can't see that failing very often, to be fair.

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By *ust_james_1999Man
3 weeks ago

birmingham

Yall are horny fuckers….i love it

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By *hatgingerguyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"Jesus, I would willingly suffocate in between those thighs" If it ever works you'll never know because ☠️🪦

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By *ebauchayMan
3 weeks ago

swindon south

“Do you cum here often?

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By *angled up in twoCouple
3 weeks ago

West Mids

"May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"

Never fails.

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By *hatgingerguyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

""May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"

Never fails."

🤣🤣🤣 that thread killed me good

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

""May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"

Never fails.

🤣🤣🤣 that thread killed me good"

Would you like my last bounty ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

""Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜

I can't see that failing very often, to be fair."

It has a pretty high success rate.

But I'm pretty, so it's probably a biased sample 💜

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By *hatgingerguyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

""May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"

Never fails.

🤣🤣🤣 that thread killed me good

Would you like my last bounty ?

🫠 let's share it, I would feel bad depriving you of pleasure

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By *emonochromeMan
3 weeks ago

Watford

My pickup line lately is “I have air conditioning”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

""May I say you have a lovely absence of penile bulge?"

Never fails.

🤣🤣🤣 that thread killed me good

Would you like my last bounty ?

🫠 let's share it, I would feel bad depriving you of pleasure"

Good plan

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By *onty777Man
3 weeks ago

midlands

Do you like chicken?

Suck my cock, it’s fowl.

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

I'm lost can I get directions to your bedroom

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By *ustAnotherMan
3 weeks ago

brumish

Excuse me, can I weigh you boobs?

Waheeyyyy!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Altrincham

I have never been chatted up in a pub so I wouldn't know 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *P_80Man
3 weeks ago

Waterford

One that surprisingly worked for me years back was "I've wanted to fuck you since the first time I met you."

Granted, there had been sexual tension between us for a while so I was fairly confident that I didn't need to be subtle.

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By *y_journeyMan
3 weeks ago

newark

Sorry I think I left my blowjob at your house.

Can I come round and get it?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

"My pickup line lately is “I have air conditioning”"

Your in! 🤣

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By *unnyandthebookkeeperCouple
3 weeks ago

bristol

I've lost my number. Can I have yours?

My mates bet me £50 I couldn't buy the most beautiful girl in the pub a drink, so how about we spend some of their money, what are you having?

Looking at you makes me want to destroy every chair in the whole world so you will have nowhere else left to sit but my face....

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection

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By *rtickle1Man
3 weeks ago

nuneaton

""Do you want to fuck my wife?""

Always a good line that

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By *hGlobbitsMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

""Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜

I can't see that failing very often, to be fair.

It has a pretty high success rate.

But I'm pretty, so it's probably a biased sample 💜"

That you most certainly are

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By *effdelightMan
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

If you read about me in the papers, you're the one that got away

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By *ikerdevil2025Man
3 weeks ago

Surrey

You look like you need my cock in you

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By *ikerdevil2025Man
3 weeks ago

Surrey

Im no weather man, but you could expect a few inches tonight

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By *heffmMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Hold my pint while I go to the bog darling 😘

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
3 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Grab ya coat you've pulled

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By *ememberTheNameMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley

""Excuse me, please may I chøke on your cock." 💜"

I imagine you have 100%success with this line

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By *ememberTheNameMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley

“Nice legs ….

What time do they open ? “

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By *hoebe69Woman
3 weeks ago

Cork

If I told you I was better with my mouth than my words, would you let me prove it?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
3 weeks ago

Willenhall

My cock just died. Can I bury it in you?

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

Has to be the cringiest of them all, "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Ick! 🤢🤮🤮🤮

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