FabSwingers.com forum: Have you all got

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Sweaty boobs and sweaty balls? It’s a bit hot innit! I like it hot but this is a bit much even for me.

Who’s got a pool so we can all be jealous

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

Yes, I have both!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yes, I have both!

Sweaty boobs sweaty balls or a pool?

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

"Yes, I have both!

Both to the sweaty balls and boobs. No swimming pool unfortunately 😂

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yes, I have both!

Both to the sweaty balls and boobs. No swimming pool unfortunately 😂"

Ah damn! 🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

If he has a pool he won't have sweaty boobs and sweaty balls

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"If he has a pool he won't have sweaty boobs and sweaty balls"

This is true! Duh! 🤦‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Just gave my bollocks a quick dusting of talcum powder.

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By *KTim61Man
2 weeks ago

Tipton

Just got out of the shower so nice & cool now, but for how long . . . .

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just gave my bollocks a quick dusting of talcum powder."

Blimey do they still do talc?!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just got out of the shower so nice & cool now, but for how long . . . . "

Won’t be for long!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Just gave my bollocks a quick dusting of talcum powder.

Blimey do they still do talc?!"

Yeah, Johnson & Johnson baby talc.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
2 weeks ago

Prestwich

It's outrageous, soupy balls

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Relatively cool in my place, so I'm super happy. My bestie comes here for a couple hours a day just to get out of her sweatbox of a flat . I really don't envy some of you guys ☹️

Take care, everyone 😘😘😘

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

"If he has a pool he won't have sweaty boobs and sweaty balls"

I do have a hot tub though, so very warm balls and boobs 🤣

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Yes lol

I don't mind the nice warm days, but it's a killer when it's still in the high teens at night.

I already struggle to sleep, without it being clammier than satans armpit at midnight.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just gave my bollocks a quick dusting of talcum powder.

Blimey do they still do talc?!

Yeah, Johnson & Johnson baby talc."

Ah yes. Haven’t used talc since my white musk days 40 years ago! May help with the thigh rub 🤣

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

46 degrees in parts of Spain and Portugal.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's outrageous, soupy balls"

Ewww soupy balls 🤣

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m at the beach 🏖️

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Just gave my bollocks a quick dusting of talcum powder.

Blimey do they still do talc?!

Yeah, Johnson & Johnson baby talc."

*Makes note to not lick your bollocks for the next week or so*

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"46 degrees in parts of Spain and Portugal."

Yeah I saw that! I was there a couple weeks ago and it was ridiculous for beginning of June!

At least I have air con there though 🤣

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m at the beach 🏖️ "

Oh nice!!! In fact perfect!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yes lol

I don't mind the nice warm days, but it's a killer when it's still in the high teens at night.

I already struggle to sleep, without it being clammier than satans armpit at midnight. "

Yep! The fan is

Just blowing hot air around 😩

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Yes it’s sweaty and not in the fun way!

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By *eardedguy83Man
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I sure have….its tres 🥵

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Relatively cool in my place, so I'm super happy. My bestie comes here for a couple hours a day just to get out of her sweatbox of a flat . I really don't envy some of you guys ☹️

Take care, everyone 😘😘😘"

Can we all pop over?

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By *sStephenPickleMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

So far, no.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"So far, no. "

Do you have a freezer pack down your pants pickles?

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

No. I have got a sweaty head though. Too much hair.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"No. I have got a sweaty head though. Too much hair.

Yep mines all on top of my head. I just can’t have it down in this weather 😩

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 weeks ago

from mars

Ball soup ?

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By *offysmangoMan
2 weeks ago

Colchester

No, my home has three air con units, it's currently a freezer 😂

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By *r Man45Man
2 weeks ago

North West

My ass crack is crying a river

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"No, my home has three air con units, it's currently a freezer 😂"

So jealous. I did consider this and looked into it last week but then thought is it worth it for the amount of time we’ll need it!

I found a mahoosive stand alone unit for £500 which I didn’t think was bad for the size and power of it tbf

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By *ink vixenCouple
2 weeks ago

Medway

Worked in the air conditioned OPs room last night and then came home to sweat in bed for a couple of hours.

I seem to have this the wrong way round!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ball soup ? "

Mmmmm let me get some crusty bread to go with

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Worked in the air conditioned OPs room last night and then came home to sweat in bed for a couple of hours.

I seem to have this the wrong way round! "

🤣 I went out in the car earlier and was contemplating staying in there for the day!

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Relatively cool in my place, so I'm super happy. My bestie comes here for a couple hours a day just to get out of her sweatbox of a flat . I really don't envy some of you guys ☹️

Take care, everyone 😘😘😘

Can we all pop over?

Sure thing! I'll rustle up a couple pitchers of mojito , got reggae vibes/ dub on the stereo.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Relatively cool in my place, so I'm super happy. My bestie comes here for a couple hours a day just to get out of her sweatbox of a flat . I really don't envy some of you guys ☹️

Take care, everyone 😘😘😘

Can we all pop over?

Sure thing! I'll rustle up a couple pitchers of mojito , got reggae vibes/ dub on the stereo. "

Oh wow absolutely perfect!

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

"No. I have got a sweaty head though. Too much hair.

Yep mines all on top of my head. I just can’t have it down in this weather 😩"

I would do that but a sweaty Sumo look isn't for me.

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"My ass crack is crying a river

Lawd... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I'm actually thinking bout licking that up for you tho..

🤣

🤔Thinking I might be a tad toooo horny today, when I'm getting turned on by shweddy baws and ass cracks

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
2 weeks ago

Prestwich

"It's outrageous, soupy balls

Ewww soupy balls 🤣"

Don't knock it till you've tried it, with crusty bread

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"No. I have got a sweaty head though. Too much hair.

Yep mines all on top of my head. I just can’t have it down in this weather 😩

I would do that but a sweaty Sumo look isn't for me.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"My ass crack is crying a river

Lawd... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I'm actually thinking bout licking that up for you tho..

🤣

🤔Thinking I might be a tad toooo horny today, when I'm getting turned on by shweddy baws and ass cracks

Bloody hell woman 🤣

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By *sWyldWoman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm feeling very hot. This is due to the sun burn I acquired yesterday. Actually, in a fair bit of pain 😞

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I bought some Sure "whole body deo" it's a cream you can rub on any part that gets sweaty. Great for under the boobs!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"No, my home has three air con units, it's currently a freezer 😂"

All round to Paddy's Pad 😎

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

Yes to the boobs!!!

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"I bought some Sure "whole body deo" it's a cream you can rub on any part that gets sweaty. Great for under the boobs!"

Oh, Asda do a liquid talc in the baby care section . That the same kinda thing?

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

"...clammier than satans armpit at Midnight. "

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Poor Midnight. I haven't seen her for a while. She does like to aspire to perspire. 💦

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Haha sweaty balls beyond belief

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North

It’s warm and I have a raging hangover. Not a good combination. A dip in a pool does sound very appealing right now.

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By *empest2KMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Being the human radiator that I am, even mildly warm weather is a nightmare for me. However, I am pretty useful during the colder months, so I can probably save you some money on your heating bill 😉😜

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Heard the expression disco minge yesterday...made me realise my love of face sitting is enriched with this weather

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t like it

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Ive got a cheap hot tub, but I'm not switching the heater on.

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

Sweaty everything as been working hard in this heat all day, time for a cold shower.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I bought some Sure "whole body deo" it's a cream you can rub on any part that gets sweaty. Great for under the boobs!

Oh, Asda do a liquid talc in the baby care section . That the same kinda thing?"

It's an actual deodorant, dries clear, I'm really impressed

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I bought some Sure "whole body deo" it's a cream you can rub on any part that gets sweaty. Great for under the boobs!

Oh, Asda do a liquid talc in the baby care section . That the same kinda thing?

It's an actual deodorant, dries clear, I'm really impressed "

I just use Mitchum invisible spray and spray it everywhere ! Face, under boobs, arms, on my thigh/ groin /tummy join etc etc 🙈🙈🙈

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By *r Man45Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"My ass crack is crying a river

Lawd... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I'm actually thinking bout licking that up for you tho..

🤣

🤔Thinking I might be a tad toooo horny today, when I'm getting turned on by shweddy baws and ass cracks

Ha ha, lock away Mrs....

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By *sStephenPickleMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

"So far, no.

Do you have a freezer pack down your pants pickles?"

No I’m just doing well at keeping cool today surprisingly!

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

brumish

Sitting pretty in a lovely Hilton room with ice cold Aircon

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By *amie HantsWoman
2 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

No. I’m on the beach and I go for a swim when I get too hot. Eurgh such a hard life 🏖️

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Heard the expression disco minge yesterday...made me realise my love of face sitting is enriched with this weather "

Taxi to Manchester please!!!

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By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Got a small fan blowing cool air on my legs...bliss.

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By *aveed74Man
2 weeks ago

a round and a bout Midlands

I've got half a swimming pool in my pants

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"I've got half a swimming pool in my pants "

On my way!! 👅👅👅

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Just changed out of my motorbike gear after a ride out, I’m not sure sweaty even covers it 😳🤣

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

I only have a bath, not even a paddling pool

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By *attooboy100Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgley

Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥

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By *KTim61Man
2 weeks ago

Tipton

"Just got out of the shower so nice & cool now, but for how long . . . .

Won’t be for long!"

Well I'm not going out again today, I did 2 & half hours of gardening this morning

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By *punk n gushCouple
2 weeks ago

deal

"No, my home has three air con units, it's currently a freezer 😂"

Same here but still get hot spots

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥"

On my way.. got another chap in Dudley, so I can do a toofer 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Heard the expression disco minge yesterday...made me realise my love of face sitting is enriched with this weather

Taxi to Manchester please!!!

A long taxi ride but apparently my face is very comfortable 😁😜

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By *hite-THUNDERMan
2 weeks ago

Stockton

Not now but earlier whist working.. jeeze

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By *attooboy100Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgley

"Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥

On my way.. got another chap in Dudley, so I can do a toofer 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

What an offer thank you kindly 😜

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥

On my way.. got another chap in Dudley, so I can do a toofer 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

What an offer thank you kindly 😜"

😂🤣😂 Yeah I get that lolol

Ok, I'll fuck the other guy off.. he's got no ink to admire.

But.. oh FFS, damn this heat horn

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

London

Just got back from the gym and have sweaty everything 🥵

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Just got back from the gym and have sweaty everything 🥵"

On my way!!! I'll even suck on ice cubes before, for you 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

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By *ubcuckpupMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Ice cube on the tongue might be nice in this weather

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Just filled my jacuzzi bath with cold water......absolute bliss

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Just filled my jacuzzi bath with cold water......absolute bliss

Oooo. Pic please.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Just filled my jacuzzi bath with cold water......absolute bliss

Oooo. Pic please.

But I'm naked 🤭

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By *indergirlWoman
2 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

I've been sat in my lovely air conditioned test room all day, actually stepped outside to warm up at one point 🤣 came home to Satan's arsehole in my flat, its too bloody hot 🥵🥵

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Just filled my jacuzzi bath with cold water......absolute bliss

Oooo. Pic please.

But I'm naked 🤭"

Oh really......

2 pics then.

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By *KTim61Man
2 weeks ago

Tipton

"Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥

On my way.. got another chap in Dudley, so I can do a toofer 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

How about doing a 3 as I'm near Dudley

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
2 weeks ago

Thirsk

Is it socially acceptable to have a water fight with yourself in the garden? The neighbours already think I'm weird, I think chasing myself with a hose might get me sectioned. 😂🤣

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Washed the motorbike, and then had a cold shower to cool down, followed by an ice cream 😀

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

"Is it socially acceptable to have a water fight with yourself in the garden? The neighbours already think I'm weird, I think chasing myself with a hose might get me sectioned. 😂🤣"

No reason why you cpuld not hose yourself down in your own garden. I am sure I have done it in the past

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

"Mine have become one with my right thigh 🔥

On my way.. got another chap in Dudley, so I can do a toofer 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

How about doing a 3 as I'm near Dudley

Call by Tipton on my way home!!!! You Brummie boys sure got some shweddy baws to deal with 🥵🥵🥵👅👅👅👅👅

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By *heoPalsnakeMan
2 weeks ago

Thirsk

"Is it socially acceptable to have a water fight with yourself in the garden? The neighbours already think I'm weird, I think chasing myself with a hose might get me sectioned. 😂🤣

No reason why you cpuld not hose yourself down in your own garden. I am sure I have done it in the past

That's all I needed to hear.

"Dave! Karen! Close your blinds it's getting weird again"!! 🤣😂

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Air conditioning on turbo here

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Redhill

Had a lovely swim in the sea this evening

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